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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saw this one on the book of face this morning and it made me giggle ... so come on ... I need cheering up .... any more!

If you put a first class stamp on a French letter do you come faster?

Rosie

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By *hil_u_upMan
over a year ago

swansea

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By *hil_u_upMan
over a year ago

swansea

I've just come into some money...I had a wank into my wallet!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

What do you call a man with a condom stretched over his head?

Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw this one on the book of face this morning and it made me giggle ... so come on ... I need cheering up .... any more!

If you put a first class stamp on a French letter do you come faster?

Rosie"

Special delivery?

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By *roseley OneMan
over a year ago

Borth

Man walks into a chemist and says to the young assistant

"Excuse me miss, have you got any Sexlax"

Rather embarrassed, she replies

"Sorry sir, surely you mean Exlax?"

He replies

"No, I am alright going" !!

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

What do you call a guy with a 2 inch cock

A, Justin

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By *att 81Man
over a year ago

Chepstow

What's the difference between oral and anal?

Oral makes your day, Anal makes your whole weak.

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?...

Beat it! We're closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s better than daffodils on your piano?

Tulips on your organ!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob ?

If we don’t get some support soon people will think we’re nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob ?

If we don’t get some support soon people will think we’re nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?...

Beat it! We're closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to the doctors for advice about a mole on my cock.

Got reported to the RSPCA

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By *hil_u_upMan
over a year ago

swansea

What's the definition of smurf sex?

Fucking til you're blue in the face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about Snow White getting sacked from the Disney resort?

She got caught sitting on Pinocchio's lap, singing "tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies".

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

A x girlfriend come on to me and my wife, she started flirting with

Me my wife said to her, do you like travelling yes she replied, my wife said do you like sex yes she replied, my wife said, well fuck off then

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

There's been a bit of a falling-out over at Disneyworld.

It all started when Snow White felt grumpy....and the other 6 felt left out and went on strike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between oral and anal?

Oral makes your day, Anal makes your whole weak.

What’s the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

Clint Eastwood makes your day!

Anal sex makes your whole week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between a golf ball and a g spot?

A man will look for a golf ball!!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"What’s better than daffodils on your piano?

Tulips on your organ!!

what's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"What’s the difference between a golf ball and a g spot?

A man will look for a golf ball!!"

best one yet

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By *roseley OneMan
over a year ago

Borth

Woman walks into a dry cleaners with a pair of jean's with a white mark on one leg

She said to the half deaf guy behind the counter

"Can these be ready by 4 o'clock please?"

Not hearing her properly, he cupped his ear with his hand and said

"Come again !"

Rather embarrassed, she replied

"No, its yoghurt this time actually"

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

"What’s the difference between a golf ball and a g spot?

A man will look for a golf ball!!"

What's a G spot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three old ladies go into a sex shop.

The first one asks the shop keeper "how much for the small red dildo?"

"£5" he says, so she baught it.

The second lady said "how much for the big black dildo ?"

"£20" he says, so she baught it.

The third lady asks "How much for the tartan dildo?"

The shop keeper says "You can have that ! It's my thermos flask !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball.

She coughed and gagged a bit.

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By *hil_u_upMan
over a year ago

swansea

No,Monica - I said sack my cook!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's been a bit of a falling-out over at Disneyworld.

It all started when Snow White felt grumpy....and the other 6 felt left out and went on strike!

Later, Snow White discovered 7-Up wasn’t just a drink....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two wives went out for few drinks as they hadn't seen each other in a while. Before they knew it the night had gotten late and they were a little worse for wear.

As they began their walk home, they decided they would use a graveyard as a quiet place to have a pee. Having nothing to wipe with, one wife took off her knickers and wiped with those before throwing them over a hedge. The other grabbed a soft looking wreath off a nearby grave.

The following morning the two husbands caught up with each other. "That's the last time those two go out together!" said the first. "My wife came home without any knickers on!".

"Ha ha that's nothing, my wife came home with a piece of card in her crack that read 'From all the boys at the fire station, we won't forget you!'".......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Murphy calls in to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."

"Fook off you liar!"

"Hold on - I'll prove it," Murphy says.

So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"

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By *octorfox69Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"Two wives went out for few drinks as they hadn't seen each other in a while. Before they knew it the night had gotten late and they were a little worse for wear.

The following morning the two husbands caught up with each other. "That's the last time those two go out together!" said the first. "My wife came home without any knickers on!".

"Ha ha that's nothing, my wife came home with a piece of card in her crack that read 'From all the boys at the fire station, we won't forget you!'"....... "

Hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've loved reading through this thread ..... goes to show that sex chat can be funny without resorting to crudeness!

Anymore?

Rosie x

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

Anyone tried those 007 viagras?

They make you Roger Moore

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