FabSwingers.com forum: Best status updates

By *3xymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

I'm loving reading the status updates. The best one I've read this morning is:

*Sit on my face and teach me hope to lip read*

So my fellow fabbers, tell me some of your favs, never mind if they are cringey or make you giggle

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By *3xymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"I'm loving reading the status updates. The best one I've read this morning is:

*Sit on my face and teach me hope to lip read*

So my fellow fabbers, tell me some of your favs, never mind if they are cringey or make you giggle

*how*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything about renewing membership. I honestly feel like telling them no one would notice if you renewed or not or if you closed your account. some please like the sound of the keyboard to much

I do like reading about people's plans or party's etc. or funny one.

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By *hedevilsmasterMan
over a year ago

swansea

I love the couple profile ones that say

'male half free only'

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There should be a feature where people can “like”... or possibly “fab”? A status update... some can be hilarious

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By *logger and Rainbow-AliceCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

I love the ones saying, 'closing my account dowin in 24 hrs'. A week later they ate still on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the couple profile ones that say

'male half free only'

Lol"

This makes me chuckle. Normally no veri's to go with it also.

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By *-CrassClownMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I love the ones saying, 'closing my account dowin in 24 hrs'. A week later they ate still on here lol"

Yeh, these days I tune them out, but in the past I've seen many of them, on a multitude of different platforms as a play to get attention.

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By *efByOrgasmsMan
over a year ago

Heads of the Valleys

Ones who say they're looking for cash in hand jobs.

No doubt what their are offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones with the single males grizzling and whining about how rude and fussy women are on here and how we should be grateful for their attention.

Silly cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones with the single males grizzling and whining about how rude and fussy women are on here and how we should be grateful for their attention.

Silly cunts

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By *unshine500Man
over a year ago

west wales

I love the ones that say send face pic with your message or it will be deleted, hang on doris you aint even got any photos yourself

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By *edexcitementCouple
over a year ago

Blackwood

"I love the ones that say send face pic with your message or it will be deleted, hang on doris you aint even got any photos yourself

So trueee

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"Ones who say they're looking for cash in hand jobs.

No doubt what their are offering"

I offered one a couple of quid to come and clean out my front guttering, I got a constant drip right in front of my front door that's annoying as fuck. Yep, my message got deleted

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By *efByOrgasmsMan
over a year ago

Heads of the Valleys

"I love the ones that say send face pic with your message or it will be deleted, hang on doris you aint even got any photos yourself

So trueee"

I'll second that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest one we've seen ? Single guy status

" I may not be the 1 you're looking for but I'll fuck you till you find him " , genius

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By *ite -meWoman
over a year ago

my house

"The ones with the single males grizzling and whining about how rude and fussy women are on here and how we should be grateful for their attention.

Silly cunts

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By *londewelsh79Couple
over a year ago

newport

"I love the ones that say send face pic with your message or it will be deleted, hang on doris you aint even got any photos yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I’m back?

Is it due to fabs like Facebook?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus, the OP asks for funny or cringeworthy updates and almost all comments are moans and complaints, how about lightening the mood guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to chat text me on my email

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

One I seen today was

"Will someone please just let me fuck them"

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

‘Anyone wanna help me empty my balls?’

‘Any sluts want my big load?’

Form a queue ladies!

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Had one remember we chatted before really when he only joined 4hrs ago .dick head

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

"Ones who say they're looking for cash in hand jobs.

No doubt what their are offering

I offered one a couple of quid to come and clean out my front guttering, I got a constant drip right in front of my front door that's annoying as fuck. Yep, my message got deleted

You probably need the joints sealing too a not going to get that done for a couple of quid. No wonder your message got deleted you fucking chancer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm loving reading the status updates. The best one I've read this morning is:

*Sit on my face and teach me hope to lip read*

So my fellow fabbers, tell me some of your favs, never mind if they are cringey or make you giggle

Haha that was mine wasn’t it? It’s one of my favourites lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing night last night. You know who you are.

If it did happen then tell them directly what's with the cryptic message? Just screams look at me everyone I want you all to think I had a meet.

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By *roseley OneMan
over a year ago

Borth

I posted this once, got a few comments...

Ok guys, remember that feeling of excitement in your tummy when you open up Fab and see a message from a single woman or couple.......no........???

Neither do I lol !!

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

The ones that say clearing some of my friends list

Hello you only have 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I posted this once, got a few comments...

Ok guys, remember that feeling of excitement in your tummy when you open up Fab and see a message from a single woman or couple.......no........???

Neither do I lol !!"

It's usually the feeling of excitement when you see a message quickly followed by the realisation it's from a man

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By *roseley OneMan
over a year ago

Borth

"I posted this once, got a few comments...

Ok guys, remember that feeling of excitement in your tummy when you open up Fab and see a message from a single woman or couple.......no........???

Neither do I lol !!

It's usually the feeling of excitement when you see a message quickly followed by the realisation it's from a man "

Good point....often the case....but that is fine with me.

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