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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Ok fabbers, we haven't had one of these for about 26 minutes so let's get this started.

Anyone who mentions Charlize Theron or Ryan Reynolds or their equivalents is docked 50 fab points and banned for a week.

Mine? Go on then. It's Diane Morgan from 'After Life' and 'Motherland'. There's an undercurrent of filth there!

PS - you all need to watch 'After Life'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to do with films but sort of celebrities I suppose;

the weather ladies on telly. Who's your favourite for a sunny day?

The one that pops my cork is sexy Sam Fraser from South Today, the curves and the wicked sparkle in her eye, awesome,she's not the only one though.

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Had to Google Sam Fraser. Good shout, an unconventional crush for sure.

Welcome aboard the fab loser bus with me!

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

Ellie Harrison, Alex jones and fair play Michaela Strachan's still got it to

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Kim Wilde still does it for me, I'd live to get mucky with her down in the cabbage patch

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Kim Wilde still does it for me, I'd live to get mucky with her down in the cabbage patch "

*love

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Kim Wilde still does it for me, I'd live to get mucky with her down in the cabbage patch "

Bonnie Tyler still looks good, and seeing as we're on the subject of past celebrities, I'll go for Samantha janus and the gorgeous gail porter, especially when they beamed her lovely naked bum on the houses of Parliament God I miss FHM

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By *urse123Couple
over a year ago

cardiff


"Kim Wilde still does it for me, I'd live to get mucky with her down in the cabbage patch

Bonnie Tyler still looks good, and seeing as we're on the subject of past celebrities, I'll go for Samantha janus and the gorgeous gail porter, especially when they beamed her lovely naked bum on the houses of Parliament God I miss FHM "

Fair play..saw Bonnie Tyler the other day and she caught me checking out her arse..she just smiled and said hello..she knew exactly what I was doing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zena warrior princess. Id sub to her any day

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Kim Wilde still does it for me, I'd live to get mucky with her down in the cabbage patch

Bonnie Tyler still looks good, and seeing as we're on the subject of past celebrities, I'll go for Samantha janus and the gorgeous gail porter, especially when they beamed her lovely naked bum on the houses of Parliament God I miss FHM

Fair play..saw Bonnie Tyler the other day and she caught me checking out her arse..she just smiled and said hello..she knew exactly what I was doing lol"

The filthy minx lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Benghaz Akhgar

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By *e_SocksWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Harvey Keitel. I don't know why but ever since I was a teen he's got me going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive crushed on David Soul since the 70s I dont go for many blondes but he was gorgeous. If only time could stand still lol

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By *anter and baguetteCouple
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

Jenny Ryan from The Chase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sophy Ridge from sky news

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

Defiantly Lucy lawless and Erika Eleniak big part of my weekends during my teenage years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zena warrior princess. Id sub to her any day "

Ruby Rose when she was in Orange is the new black. Another who could Dom me any day

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Ah my fellow fabbers, some of you are clearly struggling with the concept of unconventional

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By *ans GruberMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I’ve got a thing for Karen Brady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I say Melissa McCarthey....?!

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

Katherine Ryan! She's amazingly hot!!!

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY


"Jenny Ryan from The Chase."

I'll go for this one, too!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ronnie O’Sullivan.....watching him in a tournament this week and he is seriously doing it for me Fabsteroos.

Sooooo any Ronnie lookalikes please message me...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me (mrs) it would be male Matthew grey gubler (spencer reid from criminal minds) and femela would have to be nigella Lawson

actually could I have both at the same time please lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"For me (mrs) it would be male Matthew grey gubler (spencer reid from criminal minds) and femela would have to be nigella Lawson

actually could I have both at the same time please lol"

50 shades of grey mister?

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

Lisa tarbuck for me! She makes me laugh so much I would be putty in her hands!

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Susie Dent off Countdown.

Have done for many years. Saw her wearing leather trousers in the final once (she was away from the desk for once). That was a moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Susie Dent off Countdown.

Have done for many years. Saw her wearing leather trousers in the final once (she was away from the desk for once). That was a moment "

Then you missed the episode of Not Going Out where we were treated to her getting in and out of a hot tub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many, it's difficult to pick one!

Definitely agree with Suzie Dent!!

Add Darcy Bussell off Strictly, Helen Willets the weathergirl and Suzanne Verdi off Sky News!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex NOTW editor Rebekah Brooks does it for me.

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Getting better fabbers! Keep up the good work.

Just waiting for someone to say Les Dennis gets them wetter than on otter's pocket or that Anne Widdecombe tents their trousers now.

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By *igboyxxxxlMan
over a year ago

here

Claudia Winkleman would have it. I'd love to throw her around for an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jenny Ryan from The Chase.

I'll go for this one, too!"

Yes!! Throw in Bradley Walsh too....

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Miley Cyrus. She oozes sex appeal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gillian Anderson for me.

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By *rMrsbigisbetterCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sarah Milican

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Gillian Anderson for me. "

2 week ban! She was FHM's sexiest woman in the world once (showing my age here!).

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By *tu griffMan
over a year ago

bridgend

Velma, from scooby doo ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly I loved after life! Finished it last night . No one else in my home got it like me. Different humor I guess. I thought it was hilarious

Ok so for me I like nigel Owen's. The Welsh ref. I know hes a gay man but I still think there is something about him.

I need longer to think about the woman lol xxmiss

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Gordon Ramsey. Reckon he could outmatch my swearing

Lorraine Kelly

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Firstly I loved after life! Finished it last night . No one else in my home got it like me. Different humor I guess. I thought it was hilarious

Ok so for me I like nigel Owen's. The Welsh ref. I know hes a gay man but I still think there is something about him.

I need longer to think about the woman lol xxmiss "

After life was great, I agree. Hilarious and poignant, sometimes at the same time. Ending felt a bit Hollywood but it was still good.

New unconventional celeb for me, Kirsty Allsopp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Firstly I loved after life! Finished it last night . No one else in my home got it like me. Different humor I guess. I thought it was hilarious

Ok so for me I like nigel Owen's. The Welsh ref. I know hes a gay man but I still think there is something about him.

I need longer to think about the woman lol xxmiss

After life was great, I agree. Hilarious and poignant, sometimes at the same time. Ending felt a bit Hollywood but it was still good.

New unconventional celeb for me, Kirsty Allsopp. "

It's just been announced that there will be a second series

Agree about the ending mind. I was fucking rocking when the smelly hoarder said he'd found Freddie mercury's tooth and that he goes to sex clubs hahaha. I get why u have a thing for the woman . Shes cute!

And I was gutted at the end she was sat with a tv dinner all alone. I hope someone sweeps her off her feet in the next series xxmiss

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Michelle Collins does it for me big time!

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over a year ago


"Michelle Collins does it for me big time!"

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Sally Phillips (the actress).

Not sure that’s unconventional though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gerald Butler for me “ this is Spatraaaaaaaaa”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rachida Dati French politician and former minister

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By *efByOrgasmsMan
over a year ago

Heads of the Valleys

Helen hunt when I was younger lol

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Gerald Butler for me “ this is Spatraaaaaaaaa”"

4 week ban for this! He's in the wank bank of many a woman. And man no doubt.

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gerald Butler for me “ this is Spatraaaaaaaaa”

4 week ban for this! He's in the wank bank of many a woman. And man no doubt. "

He was hot in Dracula 2000, sorry couldn't resist that hehe

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Gerald Butler for me “ this is Spatraaaaaaaaa”

4 week ban for this! He's in the wank bank of many a woman. And man no doubt.

He was hot in Dracula 2000, sorry couldn't resist that hehe"

I'll take your word for it

Who is going to claim Anne Widdecombe then? One of you dirty feckers must fancy a bit of her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've thought of one after a few days of wracking my brain lol

Alistair Appleton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jenny Ryan from The Chase."

Definitely

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By *eatrice!Woman
over a year ago

Wales

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it a again if I was older or he was younger, I’d be after abit of Monty Don, I love a man who know his way around a garden

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By *ite -meWoman
over a year ago

my house

Jason statham for me......phoarrrrr

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Jason statham for me......phoarrrrr"

2 week ban

He dates supermodels...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freema Agyeman, used to be in doctor who

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By *ite -meWoman
over a year ago

my house


"Jason statham for me......phoarrrrr

2 week ban

He dates supermodels..."
He has it all.....would even do anal for him.....

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Jason statham for me......phoarrrrr

2 week ban

He dates supermodels... He has it all.....would even do anal for him..... "

Not exactly unconventional though is he? Must try harder

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By *ite -meWoman
over a year ago

my house

Nah he will do for me....easily pleased...

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By *anter and baguetteCouple
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

Jenny Ryan leading the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martin Clunes

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Some great shouts here. Had to Google the lady from The Chase. To each their own as they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Ellis as Lucifer... Omg. Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derren Brown. There's something so hot about him

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By *inner777Man
over a year ago

RHYL

Jennifer aniston shes smoking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jennifer aniston shes smoking"

Is that really unconventional?

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By *ans GruberMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Eve Myles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fleabag

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Jennifer aniston shes smoking

Is that really unconventional? "

He's banned for 3 weeks.

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Eve Myles "

No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.

C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley)

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By *iminey_cricketsMan
over a year ago

barbican

Gwendoline Christie. Or Benedryl cucumber patch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eve Myles

No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.

C'mon people, buy a thesaurus! "

I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ray Winston

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Eve Myles

No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.

C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!

I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right "

You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe that nobody has said Theresa May....

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"I can't believe that nobody has said Theresa May.... "

I don't know about Theresa but I'd give leanne wood a good go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bjork

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By *anter and baguetteCouple
over a year ago

BRIDGEND


"I can't believe that nobody has said Theresa May.... "

Shes been well fucked.........by parliament.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe that nobody has said Theresa May....

Shes been well fucked.........by parliament."

Thanks. Now I have a very unhealthy mental image in my head..... Involving Boris, May and Corbyn

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By *elsh_72Man
over a year ago

Bridgend

Harley Quinn - suicide squad

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Harley Quinn - suicide squad "

That's not unconventiental!

Do people not understand the meaning of the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do have a thing for David Cameron but I usually get picked on for saying it on here

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"I do have a thing for David Cameron but I usually get picked on for saying it on here "

I can see where you're coming from MissP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if this is unconventional but Daniel Craig reminds me of Sid James (Carry On Films)for the younger ones on here.

But if Daniel asked me really nicely I'd let him shag me. May be more than once if was any good like

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Not sure if this is unconventional but Daniel Craig reminds me of Sid James (Carry On Films)for the younger ones on here.

But if Daniel asked me really nicely I'd let him shag me. May be more than once if was any good like "

Bubbs you have made me chuckle

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By *elsh_72Man
over a year ago

Bridgend


"Harley Quinn - suicide squad

That's not unconventiental!

Do people not understand the meaning of the word "

It is if you were brought up as a good Welsh baptist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eve Myles

No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.

C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!

I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right

You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet? "

She is trying but all i need to do is pull out a balloon to get my own way

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By *efByOrgasmsMan
over a year ago

Heads of the Valleys

Denise Fox from eastenders

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Denise Fox from eastenders "

With you on that one. Every time I see her a Blondie song goes through my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eve Myles

No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.

C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!

I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right

You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet?

She is trying but all i need to do is pull out a balloon to get my own way "

Oh shit . I'll behave

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"I do have a thing for David Cameron but I usually get picked on for saying it on here

I can see where you're coming from MissP"

Pair of twats. Though you have to admire any man who can fuck 60 million people up the arse.

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Eve Myles

No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.

C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!

I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right

You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet?

She is trying but all i need to do is pull out a balloon to get my own way

Oh shit . I'll behave "

Get a room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eve Myles

No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.

C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!

I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right

You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet?

She is trying but all i need to do is pull out a balloon to get my own way

Oh shit . I'll behave

Get a room! "

They're expensive. The forums are free

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Eve Myles

No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.

C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!

I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right

You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet?

She is trying but all i need to do is pull out a balloon to get my own way

Oh shit . I'll behave

Get a room!

They're expensive. The forums are free "

So are PMs

Still, at least you're not wishing each other a happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eve Myles

No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.

C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!

I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right

You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet?

She is trying but all i need to do is pull out a balloon to get my own way

Oh shit . I'll behave

Get a room!

They're expensive. The forums are free

So are PMs

Still, at least you're not wishing each other a happy birthday "

It would be a bit pointless to pm a reply, when the banter is posted in the forums, based on a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure if this is unconventional but Daniel Craig reminds me of Sid James (Carry On Films)for the younger ones on here.

But if Daniel asked me really nicely I'd let him shag me. May be more than once if was any good like

Bubbs you have made me chuckle "

If I can make people laugh or smile its makes having a profile here worth it

Oh and may be to piss a few off now and again

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Not sure if this is unconventional but Daniel Craig reminds me of Sid James (Carry On Films)for the younger ones on here.

But if Daniel asked me really nicely I'd let him shag me. May be more than once if was any good like

Bubbs you have made me chuckle

If I can make people laugh or smile its makes having a profile here worth it

Oh and may be to piss a few off now and again "

That's the added bonus

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"I do have a thing for David Cameron but I usually get picked on for saying it on here

I can see where you're coming from MissP

Pair of twats. Though you have to admire any man who can fuck 60 million people up the arse. "

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over a year ago


"Eve Myles

No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.

C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!

I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right

You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet?

She is trying but all i need to do is pull out a balloon to get my own way

Oh shit . I'll behave

Get a room!

They're expensive. The forums are free

So are PMs

Still, at least you're not wishing each other a happy birthday "

It’s not our birthday yet but that’s a great idea for when it is

And we have a room you will be pleased to know

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Eve Myles

No. Other than the slight gap in her teeth she's conventionally attractive.

C'mon people, buy a thesaurus!

I said this!! I'm showing my other half this, so I can poke my tongue at him, to prove I was right

You're always right aren't you? Or haven't you trained him yet?

She is trying but all i need to do is pull out a balloon to get my own way

Oh shit . I'll behave

Get a room!

They're expensive. The forums are free

So are PMs

Still, at least you're not wishing each other a happy birthday

It would be a bit pointless to pm a reply, when the banter is posted in the forums, based on a thread "

That's banter?!

Anyway, anyone willing to claim Jeremy Corbyn gives them a sticky clam?

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By *ara MTV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdare

Laverne Cox

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"Eve Myles "

YES!!!!

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

Jessica rabbit

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Jessica rabbit "

3 week ban. She's red hot

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By *eamTOSACouple
over a year ago

Treharris

For me (Mrs) it’s Russell Howard mmmmm

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By *hisismeXXXMan
over a year ago

Welsh Wales

Cassandra Trotter. Particularly in the latter episodes. Don't ask me why!!

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By *r n mrs zorroCouple
over a year ago

caerphilly

Olive from on the buses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Severus Snape, in his cloak with shoes and socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merlin the bartender from first dates...

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By *aracrapshagWoman
over a year ago

private

James Martin chef ooooft! Jeremy Kyle too

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"James Martin chef ooooft! Jeremy Kyle too "

James Martin is hot!!!

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By *ar-Some CoupleCouple
over a year ago

from somewhere glittery & sparkly

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By *ar-Some CoupleCouple
over a year ago

from somewhere glittery & sparkly

Jeremy Kyle & Philip Schofield

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By *asiskoCouple
over a year ago

EXETER

Is there a Newport social tonight ,?

If so where is it and could we come along

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking


"Is there a Newport social tonight ,?

If so where is it and could we come along "

Check the thread for Newport social and message the organisers

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Is there a Newport social tonight ,?

If so where is it and could we come along "

3 week ban

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

I've got a thing for Theresa May the pm,[unconventional] and Teresa May the soft porn star, [conventional]

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By *attooedMaleCouple
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Lucy Worsley really does it for me.

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By *hris n TwinkyCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Chris would say benaz BBC weather girl and twinky dick van dyke!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russell Howard lol

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By *weet Treat 69Couple
over a year ago

North Wales area

Freddy Flintoff does it for me and Steven Gerrard.

Wouldn't mind being in the middle of that sandwich

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Kay Burley

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town


"Kay Burley"

Wow she's vile

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

The food historian Polly Russell

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland

Got a thing for Kelsey redmore the weather woman

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gemma Arteton

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Gemma Arteton"

Very unconventional to fancy the well known beauty Gemma Arterton.

Unless Gemma Arteton is the correct spelling and is a hairy arsed road sweeper from Treherbert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (mr) have had something about Josh Homme of QOTSA for quite a while. Choosing a female is harder, but I'd settle on Ruth Wilson of Luther fame.

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By *obody1234Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Thelma from scobby doo

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By *irtywildsideMan
over a year ago

Barry

Once had a vivid dream about fucking Ann Robinson in a burning library on the Swiss Alps . I’ll admit to knocking one out over it the next day

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By *ve 63Woman
over a year ago

Newbridge

Gil Grissom out of CSI

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By *bergavennymeMan
over a year ago

abergavenny

Lady gaga from a star is born and not the usual weird look !

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Lady gaga from a star is born and not the usual weird look !"

So the more conventional look then? 3 week ban...

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Do wish I could use the face palm emoji for this thread

UNCONVENTIONAL peeps

Means someone out of your normal attraction span.

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Do wish I could use the face palm emoji for this thread

UNCONVENTIONAL peeps

Means someone out of your normal attraction span."

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Alexandra Burke

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By *pacelordmf80Man
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Super nanny

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Just seen A photo of Alice Beer on twitter and I’d forgotten how much she does it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gemma Arteton

Very unconventional to fancy the well known beauty Gemma Arterton.

Unless Gemma Arteton is the correct spelling and is a hairy arsed road sweeper from Treherbert. "

No place for body shaming here young man....a hairy arse on a woman is perfectly acceptable in this modern age

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By *anter and baguetteCouple
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

Roy and Hayley Cropper.

Fwahhhhh !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polly James from capital fm is something else

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Gemma Arteton

Very unconventional to fancy the well known beauty Gemma Arterton.

Unless Gemma Arteton is the correct spelling and is a hairy arsed road sweeper from Treherbert.

No place for body shaming here young man....a hairy arse on a woman is perfectly acceptable in this modern age "

Thanks for calling me young

And yes, you hairy arsed women are as much a part of today's society as the smooth shaved eunuchs of Skewen

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Polly James from capital fm is something else"

Define unconventional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melinda Messenger for me all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My list:-

Emily Blunt. Absolutely stunning face. But from the neck down, mehhhh. I still would, especially in 'Edge Of Tomorrow' when she is all sweated/greased up. But only then.

Jessica Chastain. Again way too tall and slim for me but in "Molly's Game"? In a heartbeat.

Jennifer Aniston once she turned 45. It's like she 'let go'.

Jennifer Lawrence. The first Hunger Games only. After that she became too Hollywood and tried to slim up fit in.

Eva Green. Waaay too tall, Waaay too narrow, but when she looks at you down camera......

Sorry but when Theresa May first delivered her opening press meeting when she took office outside Number 10 way back at eh beginning, I couldn't help but wonder where her 'assets' suddenly appeared from. Never again ever since but on that day I definitely would have.

Do I need to pollute your kinds any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mehhhh. Typos. You get the drift.....

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"Polly James from capital fm is something else"

She is FANTASTIC

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By *oolybullyMan
over a year ago

Close enough

The vixen. Great shout.

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By *oolybullyMan
over a year ago

Close enough

Is that the posh one?

Definitely something about her.

Eva green anybody?

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

If Eva Green is an unconventional crush then I no longer understand conventional.

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"If Eva Green is an unconventional crush then I no longer understand conventional. "

Agreed

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Does Phoebe Waller-Bridge count? I think her supreme talent deepens my crush.

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Gaby Roslin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is Adam Sandler lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and Mick Hucknall haha, had a poster of him on my wall as a youngster, was the ginger dread locks that did it for me, don't judge

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By *ancardiff7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Oh and Mick Hucknall haha, had a poster of him on my wall as a youngster, was the ginger dread locks that did it for me, don't judge "

Utter depravity! Thread winner here

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Vicky McClure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madonna

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

James Corden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fairly serious thing going for Suranne Jones. Does anyone else think the sex scenes in Gentleman Jack have bee a bit coy?

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By *r n1ceguyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Unconventional or not .. Helen Mirren the dirty filthy posh lady .. yes please and I'll accept a 2 week ban for her lol

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By *ay.fabMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Amy Adams. Gorgeous looking women.. Gorgoeus eyes and louscious lips

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By *ig bollocks 25Man
over a year ago

Aberdare

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By *ig bollocks 25Man
over a year ago

Aberdare

Meg ryan

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By *ewieukMan
over a year ago

swansea

Great shout , hell of a shape on Benni !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie Lee Curtis in true lies and trading places ...cracking body on an older lady ...loved the pole dance she did and she fell but they kept it in the movie

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By *harlie38Man
over a year ago

walsall

Betany Hughes

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By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

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By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

Meg from the white stripes

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