FabSwingers.com forum: YOU KNOW YOUR GETTING OLD WHEN

By *ve 63 OP Woman
over a year ago

Newbridge

Will writing firms keep ringing offering their services.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's your birthday and suddenly you disappear from half of Fab's search results overnight.....

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By *ve 63 OP Woman
over a year ago

Newbridge

"When it's your birthday and suddenly you disappear from half of Fab's search results overnight..... "

I'm lucky you guys like mature BBW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the only junk mail is for funeral plans

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i wake up every morning looking for the string ( i put somewhere safe) to hold me boobs up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a fair few years ahead of me before I get old

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By *ve 63 OP Woman
over a year ago

Newbridge

"when i wake up every morning looking for the string ( i put somewhere safe) to hold me boobs up

Know what you mean... That's why I got bruised knees

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By *ve 63 OP Woman
over a year ago

Newbridge

"Got a fair few years ahead of me before I get old "

Only as old as you feel

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By *ercman50Man
over a year ago

blackwood

When your finger hurts from scrolling down to the year you was born ??????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a fair few years ahead of me before I get old

Only as old as you feel

Exactly

I’d love to experience the Older generation haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your eldest child is approaching middle age !

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

...when you have dry dreams..and wet farts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When yours knees click and it takes you at least 10 mins to get back up off the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the most exciting post you receive tells you tat there are less than 12 months on the mortgage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole Wales team (bar one) are now younger than you

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By *uttytrukerMan
over a year ago

swindon

when your dentures glow in uv light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when your dentures glow in uv light"

You won!!

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

You moan more when getting out of a chair than during sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You moan more when getting out of a chair than during sex. "

Haha! This

When you need a ‘nana nap’

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

"You moan more when getting out of a chair than during sex.

Haha! This

When you need a ‘nana nap’ "

'Siesta' sounds so much more sophisticated don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You moan more when getting out of a chair than during sex.

Haha! This

When you need a ‘nana nap’

'Siesta' sounds so much more sophisticated don't you think?

Oh yes but unfortunately I’m not sophisticated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you see your first grey pubic hair. that hurt lol

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By *-CrassClownMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You can't trust the fart that's on deck.

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By *inner777Man
over a year ago

RHYL

If you fall down always get back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you walk into the room and stand there for 5 minutes, trying to remember what you went in there for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both your knees click every time you stand up

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By *inner777Man
over a year ago

RHYL

I can relate to that one lol or when you take something in the kitchen amd its the wrong thinglol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you are getting old when......you look at the pretty sub you’ve got tied, blindfolded, gagged at your feel, mouth open begging to be used......and realise that although she is 20 years younger than you that she is still old enough to be married with kids

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By *eanna31TV/TS
over a year ago

Llangeinor

You have to start plucking nose hair....

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By *otogpcplCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

When most of your mail is from saga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When yours knees click and it takes you at least 10 mins to get back up off the floor

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ppl start calling you by your surname I hate it only like getting called by my first name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you walk into the room and stand there for 5 minutes, trying to remember what you went in there for

I get tha x

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

…..when you start to think Croc's look ummm comfy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you only take viagra to stop you dribbling on your shoes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you only take viagra to stop you dribbling on your shoes!!"
haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you stop work for dinner and go in your bag

Realise you picked up a tub of butter not you lunch box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you cant wait to go to bed cause your reading a really good book

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

"When you only take viagra to stop you dribbling on your shoes!!"

Or rolling out of bed!

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