FabSwingers.com forum: Stupid things on profiles

By *heLick1968 OP Man
over a year ago

llangefni

Just thought I'd start a thread about stupid things people say on their profiles.

I'll start with the old classic:

Cannot accommodate

Cannot travel

Erm . . . Ok, we might have a problem here . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol yes that's so funny seeing that on profiles.. Always makes me chuckle

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By *heLick1968 OP Man
over a year ago

llangefni

Next up:

Cock pics will be ignored/blocked/deleted

And their only available pics are of their pussy

Hmmm . . .

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By *elsh_naturist_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Professional person!

Doesn't everyone have to be professional in work or you wouldn't have a job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"single male"......

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By *uprinolCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Good looking Couple looking to meet other good looking couples???????????????

How the hell do you know the people who are looking at your profile find you good looking?????????

And how on earth do they know you consider them good looking.

If they don't answer does that mean you are an ugly couple??????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been members over a year and the profile text says " will fill in later "

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By *unshine500Man
over a year ago

west wales

The profile that says send face picwith message or it will be deleted but has no pictures of their own

The just got out of a relationship and looking to have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The stupid "sydney university" or other warning on their profile

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By *-CrassClownMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"The stupid "sydney university" or other warning on their profile

THIS!!

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By *onbullMan
over a year ago

Llandrindod Wells

Looking for males females couples and TV then no males allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot accommodate cannot travel got me baffled lol

And the "no face pic no chat" yet lots who say this have no face pic and often refuse to send one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for males females couples and TV then no males allowed "

I noticed that too haha

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By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

Curvy

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By *heLick1968 OP Man
over a year ago

llangefni

[Removed by poster at 21/02/19 23:27:52]

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By *heLick1968 OP Man
over a year ago

llangefni

"Been members over a year and the profile text says " will fill in later " "

Yes, I've noticed that as well lol

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By *heLick1968 OP Man
over a year ago

llangefni

When they say will meet age 18 to 99

REALLY??? They will shag a 99-year-old?

I've not even seen a 99-year-old on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional" what exactly is a professional man or woman lol

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By *ve 63Woman
over a year ago

Newbridge

When a man says hes straight but looks better in lingerie than me

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By *ite -meWoman
over a year ago

my house

Straight males looking for tv's, ts......what the fuck !!! Hate to say it but you ain't straight mate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight males looking for tv's, ts......what the fuck !!! Hate to say it but you ain't straight mate...

Hey!! For some "any hole's a goal" !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thought I'd start a thread about stupid things people say on their profiles.

I'll start with the old classic:

Cannot accommodate

Cannot travel

Erm . . . Ok, we might have a problem here . . ."

Basically means they need picking up and dont live alone.

Valleys public transport is shocking, so really cant travel means they dont drive.

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By *heLick1968 OP Man
over a year ago

llangefni

"Just thought I'd start a thread about stupid things people say on their profiles.

I'll start with the old classic:

Cannot accommodate

Cannot travel

Erm . . . Ok, we might have a problem here . . .

Basically means they need picking up and dont live alone.

Valleys public transport is shocking, so really cant travel means they dont drive."

Ah right, that makes a hell of a lot of sense actually. Thank you for solving that conundrum.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Straight males looking for tv's, ts......what the fuck !!! Hate to say it but you ain't straight mate...

This

New to the site but profile has been open 6 months +

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

The way the cannot travel/cannot accommodate baffles people has always amused me. If people cant work it out/take things that literally then we would definitely not get on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The way the cannot travel/cannot accommodate baffles people has always amused me. If people cant work it out/take things that literally then we would definitely not get on. "

Seems like you took it literally when I said it baffles me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a profile that asks for something that they’re not willing to do themselves.

I.e. face photos or of a certain age bracket when they’re out of the age bracket themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently read a man's profile with the words "I only have sex with straight men"

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find “straight” quite funny when they message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back for more if you know us get in touch...No pics?

How do we know you then ?

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"Back for more if you know us get in touch...No pics?

How do we know you then ?

Pmsl I love this one, baffles the shit out of me

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By *heLick1968 OP Man
over a year ago

llangefni

I find it funny when they say they'll try anything and have no boundaries.

Then they put an age limit on potential meets lol

So they won't meet say, a fifth-year-old lol?

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By *ardiffCoupleNJCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd/Rhyfelin

No public pics because of our jobs...!

We nearly all have jobs!

Plain lazy I reckon -cant be bothered to take any decent pics & edit out faces / distinguishing features, or simply too self-important, or hiding from the Mrs (who might recognise the bathroom!!!).

Whatever, move on as far as we are concerned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to fuck the whole site.... do they know how many worldwide fab members there are?

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By *ve 63Woman
over a year ago

Newbridge

Also the weird bloke who brags he's fertile and on is on here to pregnate people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thought I'd start a thread about stupid things people say on their profiles.

I'll start with the old classic:

Cannot accommodate

Cannot travel

Erm . . . Ok, we might have a problem here . . ."

Clubs, hotels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thought I'd start a thread about stupid things people say on their profiles.

I'll start with the old classic:

Cannot accommodate

Cannot travel

Erm . . . Ok, we might have a problem here . . .

Clubs, hotels."

Also, only meet local, where someone else can accom.

Some think you are willing to travel many miles if you put 'can travel'.... So it's understandable why some have this. I struggle to understand how some take this extremely literally, in all honesty. Surely common sense should prevail in this instance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do love a profile that asks for something that they’re not willing to do themselves.

I.e. face photos or of a certain age bracket when they’re out of the age bracket themselves "

Haha - just read a profile like that, made me chuckle: “I don’t send face pictures straight away and I like to have one first.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not looking to fuck the whole site.... do they know how many worldwide fab members there are? "

This is usually a comment made my single males....I think they are being extremely optimistic if they think they need to put that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... I struggle to understand how some take this extremely literally, in all honesty. Surely common sense should prevail in this instance

This is Fab hun, common sense got left at the door years ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back for more if you know us get in touch...No pics?

How do we know you then ?

I noticed this alot haha

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