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By *obbo44 OP   Man
over a year ago

Swansea

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on my ex missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and having gone through a few ordeals in the past I thought it would be no problem to withstand a little hair removal gel BUT my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially, all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first, there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub, I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream didn't improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity, and self-respect!

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By *obbo44 OP   Man
over a year ago

Swansea

Only posted for fun a story I read somewhere lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only posted for fun a story I read somewhere lol "

Twat I was just building up to a RTFMDH

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By *logger and Rainbow-AliceCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

My hubby did actually have a bad experience with that magic aloe vera powder. I thought it would be a good idea till it nearly burnt his skin off . I laugh now but shit myself at the time lol. We both panicked and he was really burnt. My fault for not doing a sensitive test lol

Now im not allowed near hubbys beard ever again lol x Mrs

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By *arrapsMan
over a year ago

port talbot

Go on the Amazon site and read the reviews for this product. It's funny as fuck and had me in stitches.... oh the things we men do to please our other halves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hubby did actually have a bad experience with that magic aloe vera powder. I thought it would be a good idea till it nearly burnt his skin off . I laugh now but shit myself at the time lol. We both panicked and he was really burnt. My fault for not doing a sensitive test lol

Now im not allowed near hubbys beard ever again lol x Mrs"

After reading a thread on here I (mrs) decided to buy some magic powered as people had said it was good, i used it and to say I burnt is an understatement so I can sympathise with your hubby as it really hurts xx never again!!!!

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By *logger and Rainbow-AliceCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend


"My hubby did actually have a bad experience with that magic aloe vera powder. I thought it would be a good idea till it nearly burnt his skin off . I laugh now but shit myself at the time lol. We both panicked and he was really burnt. My fault for not doing a sensitive test lol

Now im not allowed near hubbys beard ever again lol x Mrs

After reading a thread on here I (mrs) decided to buy some magic powered as people had said it was good, i used it and to say I burnt is an understatement so I can sympathise with your hubby as it really hurts xx never again!!!!"

It seems to work ok down below on myself but definitely not for beards. I thought it be better as no shaving rash or cuts. I was very wrong xx mrs

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By *logger and Rainbow-AliceCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend


"Go on the Amazon site and read the reviews for this product. It's funny as fuck and had me in stitches.... oh the things we men do to please our other halves"

I bought the powder to make it easier instead of hubby having to shave. Not a great idea from me sadly x

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By *uttytrukerMan
over a year ago

newport

I use nair myself les burning

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By *ite -meWoman
over a year ago

my house


"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on my ex missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and having gone through a few ordeals in the past I thought it would be no problem to withstand a little hair removal gel BUT my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially, all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first, there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub, I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream didn't improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity, and self-respect! "
Creased reading this....

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By *ara MTV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdare

Aloe Vera magic powder is fine.

I use it on my bits and butt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just use my mum's razor

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