FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest thing you’ve been asked/told on here?

By *km1 OP Man
over a year ago

Swansea

Go....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Can I call you Mommy?'

'Would you shit in my mouth?'

'Did I ever play rugby against you?'

A few regarding bestiality and probably loads others.

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By *reatusernameMan
over a year ago

naas

"'Can I call you Mommy?'

'Would you shit in my mouth?'

'Did I ever play rugby against you?'

A few regarding bestiality and probably loads others."

Well that escalated quickly

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By *andK78Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Directed at Mrs,

"have you a teenage daughter and can I also knock you up"

Seriously

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By *km1 OP Man
over a year ago

Swansea

The mind boggles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple mistook my post in role play scenario Dr/Patient as meaning I was into med fet (I had to google it) they had a sent a pic of his wife on all fours wanting my suggestions

Also wanted photos of my gyno instruments as well they seemed annoyed that I wasted their time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't go in depth, because this thread would likely get closed down, but let's just say it was in regards to age play and the guy got reported.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple mistook my post in role play scenario Dr/Patient as meaning I was into med fet (I had to google it) they had a sent a pic of his wife on all fours wanting my suggestions

Also wanted photos of my gyno instruments as well they seemed annoyed that I wasted their time

I have to ask.... what is med fet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple mistook my post in role play scenario Dr/Patient as meaning I was into med fet (I had to google it) they had a sent a pic of his wife on all fours wanting my suggestions

Also wanted photos of my gyno instruments as well they seemed annoyed that I wasted their time

I have to ask.... what is med fet?

I just googled it... yikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple mistook my post in role play scenario Dr/Patient as meaning I was into med fet (I had to google it) they had a sent a pic of his wife on all fours wanting my suggestions

Also wanted photos of my gyno instruments as well they seemed annoyed that I wasted their time

I have to ask.... what is med fet?

I just googled it... yikes

I know I felt so cheap and dirty I had to have a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to ask.... what is med fet?

I will give you a brief rundown as I wouldn’t want you to google and have to wash your eyes

It’s an extreme gyno examination it doesn’t look fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly some sick people about. Scary.

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"A couple mistook my post in role play scenario Dr/Patient as meaning I was into med fet (I had to google it) they had a sent a pic of his wife on all fours wanting my suggestions

Also wanted photos of my gyno instruments as well they seemed annoyed that I wasted their time

I have to ask.... what is med fet?

I just googled it... yikes

Gotta love urban dictionary, apparently you get a gorgasm

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love urban dictionary, apparently you get a gorgasm

lol"

Maybe I should of looked into getting some medical equipment and took them up on their offer

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

Gotta love urban dictionary, apparently you get a gorgasm

lol

Maybe I should of looked into getting some medical equipment and took them up on their offer

Fuck me, I just came across a rubber glove that James herriot would be proud to use. how deep is she if you require a "Arm-Length Latex Gauntlet"

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Could I fart on someone's face.

Be willing go into lactacting, taking the necessary steps to do so.

Sell my dirty tights/knickers/stockings

The list goes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me, I just came across a rubber glove that James herriot would be proud to use. how deep is she if you require a "Arm-Length Latex Gauntlet"

Why does black hole spring to mind and that might get me started although they might not be happy unless my arm looks like Sir Lancelot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I fart on someone's face.

Be willing go into lactacting, taking the necessary steps to do so.

Sell my dirty tights/knickers/stockings

The list goes on"

The last one seems fairly standard weird but the other two very strange yuk

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By *km1 OP Man
over a year ago

Swansea

Fart on someone’s face lmao

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"Fart on someone’s face lmao"

Grim

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Fart on someone’s face lmao

Grim

I just laughed

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"Fart on someone’s face lmao

Grim

I just laughed

I often wonder, what expiriences throughout your life do you need to have to get turned on by someone farting in your face? No judgement, if that's your thing then cool. I personally like chubby red heads in plaid skirts and ball gags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got this one tonight....a first message..

fancy meeting up to "walk our dogs" at the belfast castle am into all roleplays from stranger fuck to r a p e roleplay swing by and say hi if ud be instressed huni xxx

I seriously do not know what is wrong with people lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got this one tonight....a first message..

fancy meeting up to "walk our dogs" at the belfast castle am into all roleplays from stranger fuck to r a p e roleplay swing by and say hi if ud be instressed huni xxx

I seriously do not know what is wrong with people lol x"

Him: do you wanna play the r a p e game

You: no you wiredo

Him: that's the spirit

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

"I got this one tonight....a first message..

fancy meeting up to "walk our dogs" at the belfast castle am into all roleplays from stranger fuck to r a p e roleplay swing by and say hi if ud be instressed huni xxx

I seriously do not know what is wrong with people lol x"

So...how did the meet go?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Fart on someone’s face lmao

Grim

I just laughed

Exactly horses for courses and all. But how did he find out out that what turned him on

was it something similar to a thread that was on here recently

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By *ay rickMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Read a profile here asking to be dragged of dance floor beaten n roughed up and used..all she would say is where she was and wearing!!...personally I found this utterly bonkers if it was real lol I'd never leave a pub early lmao

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By *ee123rsMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Got a message off a bloke and asked if I'd buy some company with his Mrs saying he would drop her to me and he wanted me to knock her around a bit and do what ever I wanted to her for £40 was like mate seriously you don't deserve a Mrs if u think that's normal wtf ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy who wanted me to watch him fuck himself up the arse with a toilet brush always sticks in my mind

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By *ay rickMan
over a year ago

cardiff

"The guy who wanted me to watch him fuck himself up the arse with a toilet brush always sticks in my mind

Oh dear mother of god lol

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"The guy who wanted me to watch him fuck himself up the arse with a toilet brush always sticks in my mind

Brings a whole new meaning to the term scrub the rim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy who wanted me to watch him fuck himself up the arse with a toilet brush always sticks in my mind

Could of been worse he might of wanted to use a bottle of toilet duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeees that’s grim, I thought I had it bad when they whipped out a cucumber (still with the wrapper on) may I had. Wasn’t even like a Waitrose or M&S one lol

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By *9diggerMan
over a year ago

cowbridge

Every body has there own kink go with the flo I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep with a woman not wash, then go & meet the ‘offender’ so that he could suck my cock

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By *et_n_WildCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I'm so glad nobody has quoted me here lol.

I'm feeling a bit left out, I've not had anything strange on here

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Is your arse available on Just Eat?. Not weird but funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a couple she wanted to send her man around to fuck me then when he went back home she would suck him off to taste my pussy wtf I found that strange ha

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By *aughingmimsWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

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By *unshine500Man
over a year ago

west wales

I once was asked by a couple if i would be happy to pregnate his gf/wife!

Im not one who is lost for words often but that did throw me

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By *tu griffMan
over a year ago

bridgend

Not really weird but always surprised by the amount of guys asking to give me a bj and more. My profile says straight, do they think they can turn me?

Hmm praps I should let someone try??

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

some loony wanted to shag me then give me a donkey punch as he was coming

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By *eviationMan
over a year ago

Brynamman

Can you bring your dog plleeeaaase

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By *exycoupleofsexersCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

"Not really weird but always surprised by the amount of guys asking to give me a bj and more. My profile says straight, do they think they can turn me?

Hmm praps I should let someone try??"

Fab straight isn't the same as real straight as a general rule. You're the equivalent of a civilian casualty to this fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"some loony wanted to shag me then give me a donkey punch as he was coming

Fpmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I fuck myself with a shoe.

Strange as fuk

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