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 walk out bbes no pink is ever worth tat much stink  | |||
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" Help is needed been seeing this chick for a while now she has a body to die for lovely curves in all the right places and is great in bed and she loves sex but only thing she does fart like fuck . Now normally this wouldn't be an issue but recently we I'd been out for a night out in all the bars and a restraunt and I had the remote of the love eggs and we had a great night got back to the hotel got down to it and it was going well she turned over into doggie so I thought I'll go down on her from behind lovely it was going great I flipped her over and got back down there I was going for gold for 15minutes I was at the stage I was seriously considering I could enter a freestyle diving comp bit I was to far committed now so had to go till the end couldn't stop when I could feel her starting to shake I.knew she wasn't far away and just as she's coming she lifted herself up and farted and a little nugget came out and landed right on the tip of my nose it's was.lolr a fucking rouge coco pop on the rim of a bowl , picture an big American boulder balancing on a tiny rock and wondering how it stayed there and.ypu will get the picture I didn't k ow whether to flick it off or admire it's staying power Now question is is this too much stink for a bit pink" Fucking creased..... | |||
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"I'm sure I've seen this before...." I'm sure you have as well in the lounge  lol | |||
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" Help is needed been seeing this chick for a while now she has a body to die for lovely curves in all the right places and is great in bed and she loves sex but only thing she does fart like fuck . Now normally this wouldn't be an issue but recently we I'd been out for a night out in all the bars and a restraunt and I had the remote of the love eggs and we had a great night got back to the hotel got down to it and it was going well she turned over into doggie so I thought I'll go down on her from behind lovely it was going great I flipped her over and got back down there I was going for gold for 15minutes I was at the stage I was seriously considering I could enter a freestyle diving comp bit I was to far committed now so had to go till the end couldn't stop when I could feel her starting to shake I.knew she wasn't far away and just as she's coming she lifted herself up and farted and a little nugget came out and landed right on the tip of my nose it's was.lolr a fucking rouge coco pop on the rim of a bowl , picture an big American boulder balancing on a tiny rock and wondering how it stayed there and.ypu will get the picture I didn't k ow whether to flick it off or admire it's staying power Now question is is this too much stink for a bit pink" Just be greatful she didn't eat sweetcorn at the restaurant. Could have fired one out and hit you in the eye. And then where would you be? | |||
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"RIP the full stop. " Don' be savage....I counted at least 3....mid sentence  | |||
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"RIP the full stop. " And what prize would they win with you lol your fecking shapeless | |||
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"Oh did I get the grammar wrong I am so sorry guys I was only trying to say something funny to give people a laugh you pair of clowns " I thought this post was bloody brilliant, you made me laugh and these types of posts are much needed on here instead of all the stress and drama posts I see. I literally laughed out loud lol | |||
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"RIP the full stop. And what prize would they win with you lol your fecking shapeless " You're.  | |||
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"Oh did I get the grammar wrong I am so sorry guys I was only trying to say something funny to give people a laugh you pair of clowns " That's the spirit OP nice to see good humour  | |||
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"I'm sure I've seen this before.... I'm sure you have as well in the lounge lol "Ahhh!! That's where! | |||
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"RIP the full stop. And what prize would they win with you lol your fecking shapeless " My word, you might want to develop a sense of humour dude, and chill a little, you'll live longer! | |||
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"Only trying to get a little laugh in the Wales forum , I shall take my time next time and proof read it before posting full fecking stop" I dont care about proof reading, and I dont care for the perfect spelling on here. You made alot smile so balls to the full stops | |||
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"Only trying to get a little laugh in the Wales forum , I shall take my time next time and proof read it before posting full fecking stop" AtleastyouhadgapsbetweenyourwordsX | |||
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"RIP the full stop. And what prize would they win with you lol your fecking shapeless You're. "I personally think you have a hot body | |||
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"Hilarious....a proper comedy 'nugget'! " what nugget? I had a full on spoonful of nuttella deposited on my bollox once. i spent an hour in the shower. and threw the sheets away. | |||
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"Hilarious....a proper comedy 'nugget'! what nugget? I had a full on spoonful of nuttella deposited on my bollox once. i spent an hour in the shower. and threw the sheets away." Ffs buck mun.....heaving here  | |||
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