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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks good to me lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly the best read on here.. funny as fook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's got everything a non discerning person would wish for, especially that guy who has an update saying he's reached the point where he'll put his cock in anything

very funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks good to me lol xx"

Are you sure? I was going to add about being a black widow too, but thought people may get suspicious if those I meet start going missing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it's perfect

xx"

Perfect? Why thank you. I went add about my weird fetishes then, if it's perfect

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Possibly the best read on here.. funny as fook.

So you wouldn't be scared to meet me then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's got everything a non discerning person would wish for, especially that guy who has an update saying he's reached the point where he'll put his cock in anything

very funny

Comparing me to the guy who will shag anything? Wow! I'm so very flattered

. That's exactly the aim I was going for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possibly the best read on here.. funny as fook.

So you wouldn't be scared to meet me then?

We'd be ok as long as you promised to leave your pliers at home and maybe take a shower.. I know, I know jumping through hoops etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with it a good read if ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair play that is such a refreshing profile, and will definitely put a smile on any guys face who actually has a sense of humour and a bit of class

Made my day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Possibly the best read on here.. funny as fook.

So you wouldn't be scared to meet me then?

We'd be ok as long as you promised to leave your pliers at home and maybe take a shower.. I know, I know jumping through hoops etc.

God you are picky!

. Can I just use a wet wipe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing wrong with it a good read if ask me "

I'm glad you don't take hygiene very seriously. I always come to meets with a clothes peg instead of a condom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fair play that is such a refreshing profile, and will definitely put a smile on any guys face who actually has a sense of humour and a bit of class

Made my day

Haha I'm glad you enjoyed lovely. Me not being able to bite will likely put an even bigger smile on a guys face

You off to the social tomorrow lovely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha classy as fook. Good read

would message just because i can tell you have a real gsoh. Not to mention your hot

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By *emon DelightMan
over a year ago

South Wales

Meet now??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fair play that is such a refreshing profile, and will definitely put a smile on any guys face who actually has a sense of humour and a bit of class

Made my day

Haha I'm glad you enjoyed lovely. Me not being able to bite will likely put an even bigger smile on a guys face

You off to the social tomorrow lovely?

Ha I am sure u could put a smile on anyone’s face even with no teeth and just a wet wipe

Yes I am there looking forward to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great profile. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha classy as fook. Good read

would message just because i can tell you have a real gsoh. Not to mention your hot

Everything I write is true to me... Honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meet now??

Haha how about tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fair play that is such a refreshing profile, and will definitely put a smile on any guys face who actually has a sense of humour and a bit of class

Made my day

Haha I'm glad you enjoyed lovely. Me not being able to bite will likely put an even bigger smile on a guys face

You off to the social tomorrow lovely?

Ha I am sure u could put a smile on anyone’s face even with no teeth and just a wet wipe

Yes I am there looking forward to it

Would it be a genuine smile though? Or a grimace?

Great! I will see you there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to. "

Haha you should see me without make up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great profile. x

Thank you lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing at all wrong with your profile, I thought you'd have a line of guys queued up just for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fair play that is such a refreshing profile, and will definitely put a smile on any guys face who actually has a sense of humour and a bit of class

Made my day

Haha I'm glad you enjoyed lovely. Me not being able to bite will likely put an even bigger smile on a guys face

You off to the social tomorrow lovely?

Ha I am sure u could put a smile on anyone’s face even with no teeth and just a wet wipe

Yes I am there looking forward to it

Would it be a genuine smile though? Or a grimace?

Great! I will see you there

Now that would depend on what else is happening at the time

Yes see u there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great profile. x

Thank you lovely

You're very welcome x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing at all wrong with your profile, I thought you'd have a line of guys queued up just for you x"

I know! I bought a machine where people could take a ticket with a number on it and everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fair play that is such a refreshing profile, and will definitely put a smile on any guys face who actually has a sense of humour and a bit of class

Made my day

Haha I'm glad you enjoyed lovely. Me not being able to bite will likely put an even bigger smile on a guys face

You off to the social tomorrow lovely?

Ha I am sure u could put a smile on anyone’s face even with no teeth and just a wet wipe

Yes I am there looking forward to it

Would it be a genuine smile though? Or a grimace?

Great! I will see you there

Now that would depend on what else is happening at the time

Yes see u there

Ahhh touchè! Great things would be happening.... I hope!

Definitely lovely. I'll look forward to a natter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing at all wrong with your profile, I thought you'd have a line of guys queued up just for you x

I know! I bought a machine where people could take a ticket with a number on it and everything

Absolute nut!

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By *-CrassClownMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

All looks good to me, witty and funny. Rare on here (me included) ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's perfect

Perfect? Why thank you. I went add about my weird fetishes then, if it's perfect

xxx"

Well you wouldn't want to spoil it

lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

I just think that guys have read the profile and thought,

"Wow! This chick is outta my league. Her profile seems too good to be true!"

I mean c'mon, the lack of hygiene bit; some girls just take way too much pride in themselves, eh. You sell yourself beautifully and...you're honest

Although, I must say your most attractive attribute is your tic (next to your gummy grid that is)

I did belly laugh when I read it! Classic Mistique humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.

Haha you should see me without make up

Well id love to see you with no makeup, as i think your naturally pretty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing at all wrong with your profile, I thought you'd have a line of guys queued up just for you x

I know! I bought a machine where people could take a ticket with a number on it and everything

Absolute nut!

Is that a good thing? Or do I need to section myself already?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All looks good to me, witty and funny. Rare on here (me included) ????"

Haha I do love your beard. It is epic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it's perfect

Perfect? Why thank you. I went add about my weird fetishes then, if it's perfect

xxx

Well you wouldn't want to spoil it

lol xx"

Definitely. Wouldn't want to put the two who like off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

I just think that guys have read the profile and thought,

"Wow! This chick is outta my league. Her profile seems too good to be true!"

I mean c'mon, the lack of hygiene bit; some girls just take way too much pride in themselves, eh. You sell yourself beautifully and...you're honest

Although, I must say your most attractive attribute is your tic (next to your gummy grid that is)

I did belly laugh when I read it! Classic Mistique humour

You say that, but you practically ripped that peg out of my hand when I offered it!

You certainly benefited from those tics, didn't you?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.

Haha you should see me without make up

Well id love to see you with no makeup, as i think your naturally pretty

As long as you have a defibrillator next to you. It can be a bit of a shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

I just think that guys have read the profile and thought,

"Wow! This chick is outta my league. Her profile seems too good to be true!"

I mean c'mon, the lack of hygiene bit; some girls just take way too much pride in themselves, eh. You sell yourself beautifully and...you're honest

Although, I must say your most attractive attribute is your tic (next to your gummy grid that is)

I did belly laugh when I read it! Classic Mistique humour

You say that, but you practically ripped that peg out of my hand when I offered it!

You certainly benefited from those tics, didn't you?!

I did. Not gonna lie. I did!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

I just think that guys have read the profile and thought,

"Wow! This chick is outta my league. Her profile seems too good to be true!"

I mean c'mon, the lack of hygiene bit; some girls just take way too much pride in themselves, eh. You sell yourself beautifully and...you're honest

Although, I must say your most attractive attribute is your tic (next to your gummy grid that is)

I did belly laugh when I read it! Classic Mistique humour

You say that, but you practically ripped that peg out of my hand when I offered it!

You certainly benefited from those tics, didn't you?!

I did. Not gonna lie. I did!

Next time I see you. Make sure you have a cold, it will help with the bruising on your nostrils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

I just think that guys have read the profile and thought,

"Wow! This chick is outta my league. Her profile seems too good to be true!"

I mean c'mon, the lack of hygiene bit; some girls just take way too much pride in themselves, eh. You sell yourself beautifully and...you're honest

Although, I must say your most attractive attribute is your tic (next to your gummy grid that is)

I did belly laugh when I read it! Classic Mistique humour

You say that, but you practically ripped that peg out of my hand when I offered it!

You certainly benefited from those tics, didn't you?!

I did. Not gonna lie. I did!

Next time I see you. Make sure you have a cold, it will help with the bruising on your nostrils

Cool. I'll let you know the next time I'm full up. Oh, you're gonna get it then

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By *emon DelightMan
over a year ago

South Wales

"Meet now??

Haha how about tomorrow?

I’ll pencil you in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meet now??

Haha how about tomorrow?

I’ll pencil you in

You'll do more than that. You're my ride for the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me. "

Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj?

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By *emon DelightMan
over a year ago

South Wales

"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.

Haha you should see me without make up

I’ve just about recovered from the shock - not sure you have, though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.

Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj?

I've had bigger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.

Haha you should see me without make up

I’ve just about recovered from the shock - not sure you have, though!!

You are such a twat! I'll get you back for that. My teasing will know no bounds!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.

Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj?

I've had bigger

So have I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.

Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj?

I've had bigger

So have I

Gulp!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.

Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj?

I've had bigger

So have I

Gulp!

I'll introduce you, as long as I can join in

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By *emon DelightMan
over a year ago

South Wales

"Meet now??

Haha how about tomorrow?

I’ll pencil you in

You'll do more than that. You're my ride for the night

So that’s all I am to you now!? A cheap, sexy, big, lengthy, exciting, comfortable, sexy ride!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.

Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj?

I've had bigger

So have I

Gulp!

I'll introduce you, as long as I can join in

That's out of my league baby, I've got backache and posture issues just thinking about how I'll be taking my final breath. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meet now??

Haha how about tomorrow?

I’ll pencil you in

You'll do more than that. You're my ride for the night

So that’s all I am to you now!? A cheap, sexy, big, lengthy, exciting, comfortable, sexy ride!?

xx"

Well......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.

Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj?

I've had bigger

So have I

Gulp!

I'll introduce you, as long as I can join in

That's out of my league baby, I've got backache and posture issues just thinking about how I'll be taking my final breath. X"

I live close to hospital. Any signs of distress and we'll give you directions to walk there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.

Haha you should see me without make up

Well id love to see you with no makeup, as i think your naturally pretty

As long as you have a defibrillator next to you. It can be a bit of a shock

Iv got a strong heart so im sure ill be fine, but if i do go into shock u can jump start me anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.

Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj?

I've had bigger

So have I

Gulp!

I'll introduce you, as long as I can join in

That's out of my league baby, I've got backache and posture issues just thinking about how I'll be taking my final breath. X

I live close to hospital. Any signs of distress and we'll give you directions to walk there

And leave you with Titty Von Titberg to enjoy the same fate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough foof pics op

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.

Haha you should see me without make up

Well id love to see you with no makeup, as i think your naturally pretty

As long as you have a defibrillator next to you. It can be a bit of a shock

Iv got a strong heart so im sure ill be fine, but if i do go into shock u can jump start me anytime

Jump? You'll be lucky! I'm getting on in age now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was interested up until the point that I realised you make no mention of how big your tits are! Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.

Would you believe me if I said they were a 42jjj?

I've had bigger

So have I

Gulp!

I'll introduce you, as long as I can join in

That's out of my league baby, I've got backache and posture issues just thinking about how I'll be taking my final breath. X

I live close to hospital. Any signs of distress and we'll give you directions to walk there

And leave you with Titty Von Titberg to enjoy the same fate? "

I'll bring my nebulizer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not enough foof pics op

I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not enough foof pics op

I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?

U have me confused with my twin brother

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not enough foof pics op

I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?

U have me confused with my twin brother"

Twins?.... I'm on my way ooop' North

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not enough foof pics op

I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?

U have me confused with my twin brother

Twins?.... I'm on my way ooop' North

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git up eeer our lass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not enough foof pics op

I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?

U have me confused with my twin brother

Twins?.... I'm on my way ooop' North

git up eeer our lass "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not enough foof pics op

I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?

U have me confused with my twin brother

Twins?.... I'm on my way ooop' North

git up eeer our lass "

I am going to make the effort to drag my arse up here. It's only fair, because you made the trek here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not enough foof pics op

I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?

U have me confused with my twin brother

Twins?.... I'm on my way ooop' North

git up eeer our lass

I am going to make the effort to drag my arse up here. It's only fair, because you made the trek here

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if u do il kiss u on a train i think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not enough foof pics op

I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?

U have me confused with my twin brother

Twins?.... I'm on my way ooop' North

git up eeer our lass

I am going to make the effort to drag my arse up here. It's only fair, because you made the trek here

if u do il kiss u on a train i think

Hahahahaha that actually made me chuckle!

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over a year ago

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By *issvvCouple
over a year ago

pontyclun

I'm still waiting for a reply off you

The profile I'd great and it's a great read

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for a reply off you

The profile I'd great and it's a great read

You messaged? Haha. I've looked and I can't find it.

I may have been fibbing a little when I said I wasn't getting many messages

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By *issvvCouple
over a year ago

pontyclun

"I'm still waiting for a reply off you

The profile I'd great and it's a great read

You messaged? Haha. I've looked and I can't find it.

I may have been fibbing a little when I said I wasn't getting many messages

Yeah a few days ago, no worries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for a reply off you

The profile I'd great and it's a great read

You messaged? Haha. I've looked and I can't find it.

I may have been fibbing a little when I said I wasn't getting many messages

Yeah a few days ago, no worries

Thanks for re-sending. I've replied

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By *ackwoody11Man
over a year ago

swansea

You profile looks great your very pretty and very sexy to boot I sent mail fingers crossed

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By *andK78Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Perfect profile with stunning pics. What more could anyone ask for.

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By *oDramasJ10Man
over a year ago

wales

Some people don’t understand jokes from reality, your profile looks class to me

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By *elshjohnMan
over a year ago

whitland

Brilliant

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By *ara MTV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdare

I love it.

Very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing at all wrong with your profile, I thought you'd have a line of guys queued up just for you x

I know! I bought a machine where people could take a ticket with a number on it and everything

Absolute nut!

Is that a good thing? Or do I need to section myself already?

Haha a good thing. Humour is very rare around here. Probably the best profile ive read! Yes, i do read profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.

Haha you should see me without make up

Well id love to see you with no makeup, as i think your naturally pretty

As long as you have a defibrillator next to you. It can be a bit of a shock

Iv got a strong heart so im sure ill be fine, but if i do go into shock u can jump start me anytime

Jump? You'll be lucky! I'm getting on in age now

Im sure theres still plenty of life left in you lol. Your only as old as you feel any way x

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over a year ago

"Not enough foof pics op

I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?

U have me confused with my twin brother

Twins?.... I'm on my way ooop' North

git up eeer our lass

I am going to make the effort to drag my arse up here. It's only fair, because you made the trek here

if u do il kiss u on a train i think

Hahahahaha that actually made me chuckle!

"
i knew it would do

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By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

Personally I would say it was a little to much to read but only my opinion

But overall a good profile and I’m sure you get a lot more messages than me lol

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By *orro_sMan
over a year ago

Swansea

Not enough detail in my opinion, and more photos needed

Feel free to send a friend invite lovely

P.S. Can I have my bunny back? Xx

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By *art23Man
over a year ago

Barry

I fancy a chat with you but I’m blocked as I don’t have a public picture. Add me as a friend and I’ll share my photos with you. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You profile looks great your very pretty and very sexy to boot I sent mail fingers crossed"

You did? Sorry lovely, I missed it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perfect profile with stunning pics. What more could anyone ask for. "

Thank you both. Mwah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some people don’t understand jokes from reality, your profile looks class to me

You think I'm joking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brilliant

You don't mind me not having teeth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love it.

Very funny

Thank you beautiful. Looking lovely in purple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing at all wrong with your profile, I thought you'd have a line of guys queued up just for you x

I know! I bought a machine where people could take a ticket with a number on it and everything

Absolute nut!

Is that a good thing? Or do I need to section myself already?

Haha a good thing. Humour is very rare around here. Probably the best profile ive read! Yes, i do read profiles

Well that is a comment! Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think its really light hearted and shows that you have a personality and a gsoh and the bonus is you are smoking hot to.

Haha you should see me without make up

Well id love to see you with no makeup, as i think your naturally pretty

As long as you have a defibrillator next to you. It can be a bit of a shock

Iv got a strong heart so im sure ill be fine, but if i do go into shock u can jump start me anytime

Jump? You'll be lucky! I'm getting on in age now

Im sure theres still plenty of life left in you lol. Your only as old as you feel any way x"

I feel old!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not enough foof pics op

I thought you said you got tired of seeing it from all angles, in pics?

U have me confused with my twin brother

Twins?.... I'm on my way ooop' North

git up eeer our lass

I am going to make the effort to drag my arse up here. It's only fair, because you made the trek here

if u do il kiss u on a train i think

Hahahahaha that actually made me chuckle!

i knew it would do

That's the last time I tell you my dreams!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Personally I would say it was a little to much to read but only my opinion

But overall a good profile and I’m sure you get a lot more messages than me lol "

It is too long. I fell asleep halfway through writing it. I had a nice power nap, so I could finish it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not enough detail in my opinion, and more photos needed

Feel free to send a friend invite lovely

P.S. Can I have my bunny back? Xx"

I've added you lovely.

Ummm.... I never took it

I have some nice rabbit stew simmering on the hob if you want to pop over for a meal?

xx.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not enough detail in my opinion, and more photos needed

Feel free to send a friend invite lovely

P.S. Can I have my bunny back? Xx

I've added you lovely.

Ummm.... I never took it

I have some nice rabbit stew simmering on the hob if you want to pop over for a meal?

xx."

Oops! Did I say rabbit? My bad, I meant beef.... yep! Definitely beef!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

*Fake profile alert*

This is an outrage!

We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...

And nothing! Zilch!

This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers

#hmpf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

*Fake profile alert*

This is an outrage!

We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...

And nothing! Zilch!

This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers

#hmpf"

You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!

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over a year ago

"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

*Fake profile alert*

This is an outrage!

We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...

And nothing! Zilch!

This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers

#hmpf

You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!

Snitches get stitches!

You snooze you loose!

Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

*Fake profile alert*

This is an outrage!

We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...

And nothing! Zilch!

This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers

#hmpf

You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!

Snitches get stitches!

You snooze you loose!

Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ

I was going to say snitches get stitches, but then I thought, that may make me come across as violent as well as psychotic. I didn't want to oversell my amazing traits

For you I'll take my teeth out. All better now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

*Fake profile alert*

This is an outrage!

We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...

And nothing! Zilch!

This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers

#hmpf

You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!

Snitches get stitches!

You snooze you loose!

Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ

I was going to say snitches get stitches, but then I thought, that may make me come across as violent as well as psychotic. I didn't want to oversell my amazing traits

For you I'll take my teeth out. All better now?

You're a Fibber not a Fabber so no amazing traits can overcome that including violance

Oh my lordy lord...

Can't wait to see you take your teeth out. That is such a turn on!

Pucker up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

*Fake profile alert*

This is an outrage!

We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...

And nothing! Zilch!

This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers

#hmpf

You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!

Snitches get stitches!

You snooze you loose!

Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ

I was going to say snitches get stitches, but then I thought, that may make me come across as violent as well as psychotic. I didn't want to oversell my amazing traits

For you I'll take my teeth out. All better now?

You're a Fibber not a Fabber so no amazing traits can overcome that including violance

Oh my lordy lord...

Can't wait to see you take your teeth out. That is such a turn on!

Pucker up

What if I do this?....

.... It usually works

I'll do it very slowly and seductively. Then give you a come hither, open mouthed smile. You won't be able to resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

*Fake profile alert*

This is an outrage!

We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...

And nothing! Zilch!

This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers

#hmpf

You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!

Snitches get stitches!

You snooze you loose!

Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ

I was going to say snitches get stitches, but then I thought, that may make me come across as violent as well as psychotic. I didn't want to oversell my amazing traits

For you I'll take my teeth out. All better now?

You're a Fibber not a Fabber so no amazing traits can overcome that including violance

Oh my lordy lord...

Can't wait to see you take your teeth out. That is such a turn on!

Pucker up

What if I do this?....

.... It usually works

I'll do it very slowly and seductively. Then give you a come hither, open mouthed smile. You won't be able to resist

Sold! To the lady with the exceptional smile

Wait...

Hang on...

Damn it! Had a weak moment. I am such a sucker for wings and lashes... grrrr-ing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

*Fake profile alert*

This is an outrage!

We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...

And nothing! Zilch!

This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers

#hmpf

You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!

Snitches get stitches!

You snooze you loose!

Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ

I was going to say snitches get stitches, but then I thought, that may make me come across as violent as well as psychotic. I didn't want to oversell my amazing traits

For you I'll take my teeth out. All better now?

You're a Fibber not a Fabber so no amazing traits can overcome that including violance

Oh my lordy lord...

Can't wait to see you take your teeth out. That is such a turn on!

Pucker up

What if I do this?....

.... It usually works

I'll do it very slowly and seductively. Then give you a come hither, open mouthed smile. You won't be able to resist

Sold! To the lady with the exceptional smile

Wait...

Hang on...

Damn it! Had a weak moment. I am such a sucker for wings and lashes... grrrr-ing

That's how I've been able to lure your lovely self to Wales.... after over a a year of being kept waiting! You're a tough nut to crack! If I'd known that all I had to do was to take my teeth out, I would have done it when we first started chatting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

*Fake profile alert*

This is an outrage!

We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...

And nothing! Zilch!

This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers

#hmpf

You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!

Snitches get stitches!

You snooze you loose!

Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ

I was going to say snitches get stitches, but then I thought, that may make me come across as violent as well as psychotic. I didn't want to oversell my amazing traits

For you I'll take my teeth out. All better now?

You're a Fibber not a Fabber so no amazing traits can overcome that including violance

Oh my lordy lord...

Can't wait to see you take your teeth out. That is such a turn on!

Pucker up

What if I do this?....

.... It usually works

I'll do it very slowly and seductively. Then give you a come hither, open mouthed smile. You won't be able to resist

Sold! To the lady with the exceptional smile

Wait...

Hang on...

Damn it! Had a weak moment. I am such a sucker for wings and lashes... grrrr-ing

Now you know why I luuuuurve toothless BJ soo much. Nobody can crack my nuts!

Please note:

Now that my secret is out please keep this between us. I have a rep to protect back in the rest of the country.

P.s no nuts were harmed in the making of this post.

Phew!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

*Fake profile alert*

This is an outrage!

We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...

And nothing! Zilch!

This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers

#hmpf

You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!

Snitches get stitches!

You snooze you loose!

Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ

I was going to say snitches get stitches, but then I thought, that may make me come across as violent as well as psychotic. I didn't want to oversell my amazing traits

For you I'll take my teeth out. All better now?

You're a Fibber not a Fabber so no amazing traits can overcome that including violance

Oh my lordy lord...

Can't wait to see you take your teeth out. That is such a turn on!

Pucker up

What if I do this?....

.... It usually works

I'll do it very slowly and seductively. Then give you a come hither, open mouthed smile. You won't be able to resist

Sold! To the lady with the exceptional smile

Wait...

Hang on...

Damn it! Had a weak moment. I am such a sucker for wings and lashes... grrrr-ing

Now you know why I luuuuurve toothless BJ soo much. Nobody can crack my nuts!

Please note:

Now that my secret is out please keep this between us. I have a rep to protect back in the rest of the country.

P.s no nuts were harmed in the making of this post.

Phew!"

Nobody will ever know. You're secret is safe with me.

You know i mean it, because I always tell the truth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not getting many messages. Just wondering if there is something in my profile that may be scaring them off? I'm so confused. I thought it was approachable

*Fake profile alert*

This is an outrage!

We all know people don't make up things in their profiles. So I thought oh she seems lovely. Sent friend request to check the promised foof pics...

And nothing! Zilch!

This is Fab for Fabbers not Fibbers

#hmpf

You're just pissed off because you found out you can't have a toothless BJ. Such a snitch!

Snitches get stitches!

You snooze you loose!

Forget all that malarkey! It's all about the toothless BJ

I was going to say snitches get stitches, but then I thought, that may make me come across as violent as well as psychotic. I didn't want to oversell my amazing traits

For you I'll take my teeth out. All better now?

You're a Fibber not a Fabber so no amazing traits can overcome that including violance

Oh my lordy lord...

Can't wait to see you take your teeth out. That is such a turn on!

Pucker up

What if I do this?....

.... It usually works

I'll do it very slowly and seductively. Then give you a come hither, open mouthed smile. You won't be able to resist

Sold! To the lady with the exceptional smile

Wait...

Hang on...

Damn it! Had a weak moment. I am such a sucker for wings and lashes... grrrr-ing

Now you know why I luuuuurve toothless BJ soo much. Nobody can crack my nuts!

Please note:

Now that my secret is out please keep this between us. I have a rep to protect back in the rest of the country.

P.s no nuts were harmed in the making of this post.

Phew!

Nobody will ever know. You're secret is safe with me.

You know i mean it, because I always tell the truth

Your* bloody phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks and sounds good - very massagable too! John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly dont know. Your pics are gorgeous and you have veris. It would put me off seeing a post like this though. Sorry, because I know you are lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I honestly dont know. Your pics are gorgeous and you have veris. It would put me off seeing a post like this though. Sorry, because I know you are lovely. "

No need to apologise lovely. Not everybody gets my humour

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By *-CrassClownMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"All looks good to me, witty and funny. Rare on here (me included) ????

Haha I do love your beard. It is epic!

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Gordon's alive?!'

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By *-CrassClownMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"'Gordon's alive?!'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love that film, great music and great character.

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