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What does a guy need to do to get laud here xx

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By *uck300 OP   Man
over a year ago

cathays

Any recommendations? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laud? Do something extraordinary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be different to guys wanting to get laid and check your spelling and grammar!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Offer free cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake always cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put his dick away for a bit... A poke in the eye is very off putting ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put his dick away for a bit... A poke in the eye is very off putting ya know "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offer free cake"

Cake? What kind of cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your brain out of your pants. And put it in your head. And have a nice conversation. Then get to know sombody first. Would be and excellent choice.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Offer free cake

Cake? What kind of cake? "

Works every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me you'd have to shave. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take your brain out of your pants. And put it in your head. And have a nice conversation. Then get to know sombody first. Would be and excellent choice. "

Best bit of advice so far... Plus cake though, coffee n walnut or something creamy for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take your brain out of your pants. And put it in your head. And have a nice conversation. Then get to know sombody first. Would be and excellent choice. "

Bravo that man! Although I think to put it in his head implies that he may have one when locating it after years of neglect is going to be a difficulty..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take your brain out of your pants. And put it in your head. And have a nice conversation. Then get to know sombody first. Would be and excellent choice.

Best bit of advice so far... Plus cake though, coffee n walnut or something creamy for me "

Nuts and cake... All we need is someone to bring a meatloaf and it could be an interesting night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take your brain out of your pants. And put it in your head. And have a nice conversation. Then get to know sombody first. Would be and excellent choice.

Bravo that man! Although I think to put it in his head implies that he may have one when locating it after years of neglect is going to be a difficulty.. "

Ha ha very true x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take your brain out of your pants. And put it in your head. And have a nice conversation. Then get to know sombody first. Would be and excellent choice.

Best bit of advice so far... Plus cake though, coffee n walnut or something creamy for me

Nuts and cake... All we need is someone to bring a meatloaf and it could be an interesting night "

Mmmm meatloaf as well, now that is spoiling us X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a huge cake baking social would go down well. I’m not cleaning up after you lot though!

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By *emon DelightMan
over a year ago

South Wales

Try adding a few more cock pics, dude - I don’t think you have enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a huge cake baking social would go down well. I’m not cleaning up after you lot though!"

Oh we are so in! Although dibs not doing the washing up!

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon


"Any recommendations? xx"

Write a decent profile.

Ditch the cock pics.

I could go on, but I'd probably get banned lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lots of cake!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on your pics, you are having enough fun with your best mate Palm to be worrying about getting 'laud'. Seriously... What's with all the dick pics from different angles??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake always cake.

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Damn, but I can always get cake! If it was that simple, oh if it was just that simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try adding a few more cock pics, dude - I don’t think you have enough "

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By *bergavennymeMan
over a year ago

abergavenny


"Take your brain out of your pants. And put it in your head. And have a nice conversation. Then get to know sombody first. Would be and excellent choice. "

this is definitely the answer ...

I find that if you forget what sort of site this is and act as you are trying to woo someone rather than just a one off bit of fun then the rest follows .... trust me if you do this you will stand out from the very large male crowd !

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By *bergavennymeMan
over a year ago

abergavenny


"Take your brain out of your pants. And put it in your head. And have a nice conversation. Then get to know sombody first. Would be and excellent choice.

this is definitely the answer ...

I find that if you forget what sort of site this is and act as you are trying to woo someone rather than just a one off bit of fun then the rest follows .... trust me if you do this you will stand out from the very large male crowd !

"

oh and I should add I own a cake business - thats not a joke !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake business hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's with all the cake? Too sickly. Give me a savoury snack any day of the week

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By *uck300 OP   Man
over a year ago

cathays


"Be different to guys wanting to get laid and check your spelling and grammar! "
how different :P

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By *uck300 OP   Man
over a year ago

cathays


"For me you'd have to shave. Sorry"
shave what exactly ;P

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By *uck300 OP   Man
over a year ago

cathays


"Take your brain out of your pants. And put it in your head. And have a nice conversation. Then get to know sombody first. Would be and excellent choice. "
I hear u man, but when u dont get a reply, or anything.... :/

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By *uck300 OP   Man
over a year ago

cathays


"Take your brain out of your pants. And put it in your head. And have a nice conversation. Then get to know sombody first. Would be and excellent choice.

Bravo that man! Although I think to put it in his head implies that he may have one when locating it after years of neglect is going to be a difficulty..

Ha ha very true x"
ahahahaha glad u enjoying this

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By *uck300 OP   Man
over a year ago

cathays


"Any recommendations? xx

Write a decent profile.

Ditch the cock pics.

I could go on, but I'd probably get banned lol."
nah pls go on

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By *uck300 OP   Man
over a year ago

cathays


"Based on your pics, you are having enough fun with your best mate Palm to be worrying about getting 'laud'. Seriously... What's with all the dick pics from different angles?? "
:D done ok will lose the dick pics lol, any recommendations instead like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take your brain out of your pants. And put it in your head. And have a nice conversation. Then get to know sombody first. Would be and excellent choice. I hear u man, but when u dont get a reply, or anything.... :/"

That's because your profile is not good. Make that your priority and you may find more will reply. Most will look at the profile, before opening a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Based on your pics, you are having enough fun with your best mate Palm to be worrying about getting 'laud'. Seriously... What's with all the dick pics from different angles?? :D done ok will lose the dick pics lol, any recommendations instead like? "

I would write more on your profile. See it as your shop window. Maybe look at some of the more successful males on here to get an idea of what to put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i look at ppls profiles i also look at whats going on in the background.. id maybe put ur boxers n jeans back on clean up the background and the rewrite ur profile with new pics .. if i were to walk in to that id walk straight back out !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three from me:

Read the profile you are sending messages to.

Ask for a social first without potential play tagged onto the end of it. Takes the pressure off and you can both relax.

If someone says they're into this, but you're into that, respect their position instead of trying to persuade them.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Any recommendations? xx

Write a decent profile.

Ditch the cock pics.

I could go on, but I'd probably get banned lol. nah pls go on "

Pointless really, you haven't done anything with the advice you have had so far.

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By *emmeFatale_XWoman
over a year ago

Swansea


"When i look at ppls profiles i also look at whats going on in the background.. id maybe put ur boxers n jeans back on clean up the background and the rewrite ur profile with new pics .. if i were to walk in to that id walk straight back out !!"

Just had a look and sooo see what you mean x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i look at ppls profiles i also look at whats going on in the background.. id maybe put ur boxers n jeans back on clean up the background and the rewrite ur profile with new pics .. if i were to walk in to that id walk straight back out !!

Just had a look and sooo see what you mean x "

kim and aggie lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i look at ppls profiles i also look at whats going on in the background.. id maybe put ur boxers n jeans back on clean up the background and the rewrite ur profile with new pics .. if i were to walk in to that id walk straight back out !!

Just had a look and sooo see what you mean x

kim and aggie lol x"

Love this! I’m so anal I can’t stand drawers being left open. I really wonder why people don’t tidy up before taking a photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i look at ppls profiles i also look at whats going on in the background.. id maybe put ur boxers n jeans back on clean up the background and the rewrite ur profile with new pics .. if i were to walk in to that id walk straight back out !!

Just had a look and sooo see what you mean x

kim and aggie lol x

Love this! I’m so anal I can’t stand drawers being left open. I really wonder why people don’t tidy up before taking a photo. "

I know ...drives me to distraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i look at ppls profiles i also look at whats going on in the background.. id maybe put ur boxers n jeans back on clean up the background and the rewrite ur profile with new pics .. if i were to walk in to that id walk straight back out !!

Just had a look and sooo see what you mean x "

Had to look as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i look at ppls profiles i also look at whats going on in the background.. id maybe put ur boxers n jeans back on clean up the background and the rewrite ur profile with new pics .. if i were to walk in to that id walk straight back out !!

Just had a look and sooo see what you mean x

Had to look as well "

Op has had more ppl look at the mess in the background than at his cock lol

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By *oyingirlsclothesTV/TS
over a year ago

swansea

Just had to look as well. Messy and not the good mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had to look as well. Messy and not the good mess"

Lol i know uch y fi mun

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By *uck300 OP   Man
over a year ago

cathays

What can I do like ....

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By *lsieWoman
over a year ago

where ever


"Sounds like a huge cake baking social would go down well. I’m not cleaning up after you lot though!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offer free cake

Cake? What kind of cake? "

I have cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont bother with this site it's shit POF seems to be where the action is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok just imagine all the men in here are cars in a car sales.

who wants the shitty old banger in the corner with flat tyres? or do you think most of the buyers (women/couples) will be drawn to the lovley shiney desierable cars.

ad to this theres thousands to choose from .get the message?

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