FabSwingers.com forum: What gets a girl's attention?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're all to complicated

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

Simple really

Cock pic beside the auld sky remote or a cheap can of lager

Normally does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dominance

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By *WKinkMan
over a year ago

Bury

A grenade

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Cake.....lots of free cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading _rofiles and responding accordingly.

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By *WKinkMan
over a year ago

Bury

"Reading _rofiles and responding accordingly. "

Nah! Will never catch on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good _rofile write up and a variety of great pictures. For me it would be a humorous, friendly and well written text. That would likely get my attention. I don't know about other women though. Plus a message that wasn't a copy and paste and was a little informative.... I don't ask for much... honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good looks and a fit rugby player body. Plus a good sized cock

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"A good _rofile write up and a variety of great pictures. For me it would be a humorous, friendly and well written text. That would likely get my attention. I don't know about other women though. Plus a message that wasn't a copy and paste and was a little informative.... I don't ask for much... honestly

So.….not free cake then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all to complicated "
when u find out let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So.….not free cake then?

Free cake??? Then all my rules go out the window

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

So.….not free cake then?

Free cake??? Then all my rules go out the window

Pah….and they said this swinging lark was hard!

Aha...that's why Mr Kipling always struck me as a smug bugger, he's getting all the ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So.….not free cake then?

Free cake??? Then all my rules go out the window

Pah….and they said this swinging lark was hard!

Aha...that's why Mr Kipling always struck me as a smug bugger, he's getting all the ladies!

I think it's more the cash than the cake

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

A bulging...... Wallet

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

So.….not free cake then?

Free cake??? Then all my rules go out the window

Pah….and they said this swinging lark was hard!

Aha...that's why Mr Kipling always struck me as a smug bugger, he's getting all the ladies!

I think it's more the cash than the cake

Oh my goodness.... are you saying the ladies are....harlots?

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By *rofMan
over a year ago

Around

So if I take them food shopping and get some cash back I'm good ?

Seems too easy

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Tall, dark, handsome bearded men with that twinkle in their eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like brad Pitt

Body like David Beckham

Wallet like the queen

And lastly

A dick like a hourse

Typical things women go for lmfao.

Dw mate on here I get zero attention from women, then again you do the same as me and don't bother trying lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So.….not free cake then?

Free cake??? Then all my rules go out the window

Pah….and they said this swinging lark was hard!

Aha...that's why Mr Kipling always struck me as a smug bugger, he's getting all the ladies!

I think it's more the cash than the cake

Oh my goodness.... are you saying the ladies are....harlots?

Not all. Just some of US

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like brad Pitt

Body like David Beckham

Wallet like the queen

And lastly

A dick like a hourse

Typical things women go for lmfao.

Dw mate on here I get zero attention from women, then again you do the same as me and don't bother trying lol."

Absolutly everything you picked there does nothing for me whats so ever. Money , good looks and a big dick to name a few are a huge turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like brad Pitt

Body like David Beckham

Wallet like the queen

And lastly

A dick like a hourse

Typical things women go for lmfao.

Dw mate on here I get zero attention from women, then again you do the same as me and don't bother trying lol.

Absolutly everything you picked there does nothing for me whats so ever. Money , good looks and a big dick to name a few are a huge turn off.

Don't mean to be rude luv but you sure your not gay? Nothing wrong with it but if you don't like good looks or a big cock :/ think you mite be lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy who looks after himself I guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like brad Pitt

Body like David Beckham

Wallet like the queen

And lastly

A dick like a hourse

Typical things women go for lmfao.

Dw mate on here I get zero attention from women, then again you do the same as me and don't bother trying lol.

Absolutly everything you picked there does nothing for me whats so ever. Money , good looks and a big dick to name a few are a huge turn off.

Don't mean to be rude luv but you sure your not gay? Nothing wrong with it but if you don't like good looks or a big cock :/ think you mite be lol"

Actually LOVE i like pussy and cock. Its called Bisexual. Not all women are the way you think we are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy who looks after himself I guess! "

What he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy who looks after himself I guess!

What he said

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at least someone agrees with me... ?? but really who likes rough looking guys..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy who looks after himself I guess!

What he said

at least someone agrees with me... ?? but really who likes rough looking guys..? "

Rough as in scruffy, unkempt and general slobishness no.

But theres a kind of sexy roughish look which can be hot if you get me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy who looks after himself I guess!

What he said

at least someone agrees with me... ?? but really who likes rough looking guys..?

Rough as in scruffy, unkempt and general slobishness no.

But theres a kind of sexy roughish look which can be hot if you get me??"
yeah I think I know what you mean, like brad Pitt rough...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like brad Pitt

Body like David Beckham

Wallet like the queen

And lastly

A dick like a hourse

Typical things women go for lmfao.

Dw mate on here I get zero attention from women, then again you do the same as me and don't bother trying lol.

Absolutly everything you picked there does nothing for me whats so ever. Money , good looks and a big dick to name a few are a huge turn off.

Don't mean to be rude luv but you sure your not gay? Nothing wrong with it but if you don't like good looks or a big cock :/ think you mite be lol"

^^^^^ And this OP, is how to get attention. Albeit for not the right reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if I take them food shopping and get some CAKE back I'm good ?

Seems too easy

Absofuckinglutely!!!!

"Looks like brad Pitt

Body like David Beckham

Wallet like the queen

And lastly

A dick like a hourse

Typical things women go for lmfao.

Dw mate on here I get zero attention from women, then again you do the same as me and don't bother trying lol.

Absolutly everything you picked there does nothing for me whats so ever. Money , good looks and a big dick to name a few are a huge turn off.

Don't mean to be rude luv but you sure your not gay? Nothing wrong with it but if you don't like good looks or a big cock :/ think you mite be lol"

Shhhhhh heads up, this is where you are going wrong lad!

Brad Pitt.....nah mate! Never got the Brad thing

Dave, not bad but not my number one choice

Queen? Wallet you say?

Horse dick? Why?!!

THIS is why you get zero attention!

It’s defo all about the cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if I take them food shopping and get some CAKE back I'm good ?

Seems too easy

Absofuckinglutely!!!!

Looks like brad Pitt

Body like David Beckham

Wallet like the queen

And lastly

A dick like a hourse

Typical things women go for lmfao.

Dw mate on here I get zero attention from women, then again you do the same as me and don't bother trying lol.

Absolutly everything you picked there does nothing for me whats so ever. Money , good looks and a big dick to name a few are a huge turn off.

Don't mean to be rude luv but you sure your not gay? Nothing wrong with it but if you don't like good looks or a big cock :/ think you mite be lol

Shhhhhh heads up, this is where you are going wrong lad!

Brad Pitt.....nah mate! Never got the Brad thing

Dave, not bad but not my number one choice

Queen? Wallet you say?

Horse dick? Why?!!

THIS is why you get zero attention!

It’s defo all about the cake!

Well said xx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"So if I take them food shopping and get some CAKE back I'm good ?

Seems too easy

Absofuckinglutely!!!!

Looks like brad Pitt

Body like David Beckham

Wallet like the queen

And lastly

A dick like a hourse

Typical things women go for lmfao.

Dw mate on here I get zero attention from women, then again you do the same as me and don't bother trying lol.

Absolutly everything you picked there does nothing for me whats so ever. Money , good looks and a big dick to name a few are a huge turn off.

Don't mean to be rude luv but you sure your not gay? Nothing wrong with it but if you don't like good looks or a big cock :/ think you mite be lol

Shhhhhh heads up, this is where you are going wrong lad!

Brad Pitt.....nah mate! Never got the Brad thing

Dave, not bad but not my number one choice

Queen? Wallet you say?

Horse dick? Why?!!

THIS is why you get zero attention!

It’s defo all about the cake!

I knew it!

Wait....hang on a mo....so when Jayne says she's going down the bakers to get a cream horn....No wonder our baker looks so bloody happy all the time, smug git is getting all the ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s defo all about the cake!

I knew it!

Wait....hang on a mo....so when Jayne says she's going down the bakers to get a cream horn....No wonder our baker looks so bloody happy all the time, smug git is getting all the ladies!

I've met several bakers on this site .... some are even master bakers .... I find that I prefer to bake my own cake these days!!!!

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By *aydee65Man
over a year ago

Near Merthyr

"Looks like brad Pitt

Body like David Beckham

Wallet like the queen

And lastly

A dick like a hourse

Typical things women go for lmfao.

Dw mate on here I get zero attention from women, then again you do the same as me and don't bother trying lol.

Absolutly everything you picked there does nothing for me whats so ever. Money , good looks and a big dick to name a few are a huge turn off.

I'm plug ugly, skint and hung like a wasp - fancy a meet..?

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Neediness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone mention cake yet?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Did anyone mention cake yet?

Yup.... I did, waaaaayyy back up there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone mention cake yet?

Yup.... I did, waaaaayyy back up there!

Maybe you weren’t specific enough? What kinda cake?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Did anyone mention cake yet?

Yup.... I did, waaaaayyy back up there!

Maybe you weren’t specific enough? What kinda cake? "

Something chocolaty, never really saw the appeal of lemon drizzle, cakes like that are too dry mun

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

A torture room in a Cardiff club, apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A torture room in a Cardiff club, apparently

With cake? Fruit cake? Coffee n walnut?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"A torture room in a Cardiff club, apparently

With cake? Fruit cake? Coffee n walnut? "

Sploshing optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A torture room in a Cardiff club, apparently

With cake? Fruit cake? Coffee n walnut?

Sploshing optional

Custard and spotted dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A torture room in a Cardiff club, apparently

With cake? Fruit cake? Coffee n walnut?

Sploshing optional

Mmmm sploshing in the torture room, could say I'm in but I was already in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why havent we met yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why havent we met yet

Could be an age thing X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Money"

I dread to think who you're approaching to have that view, cake is oh so much cheaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Money

I dread to think who you're approaching to have that view, cake is oh so much cheaper "

You never know with some.

I love cake 2myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Money

I dread to think who you're approaching to have that view, cake is oh so much cheaper

You never know with some.

I love cake 2myself "

Sharing is caring but I'm with you on the cake business, can't be shared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Money

I dread to think who you're approaching to have that view, cake is oh so much cheaper

You never know with some.

I love cake 2myself

Sharing is caring but I'm with you on the cake business, can't be shared

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reliable, honest and the ablitiy to make me laugh (Just not when I see the size of his cock)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What, like mine you mean ! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What, like mine you mean ! ??"

I wouldnt know as Ive never seen your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest _rofiles and people that are not shallow

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By *ay.fabMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Make a women lough, being genuine and presentable has worked for me. You don’t have to have six pack or biggest manhood. And decent _rofile too

Good luck mate

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By *witch bitchWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Simple really

Cock pic beside the auld sky remote or a cheap can of lager

Normally does the trick

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funny as fxck

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Look, I told you all, it's cake mun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look, I told you all, it's cake mun

Did someone mention cake .. lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh who said cake? Black Forest gateaux deserves a comeback ....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

See.... cake.

'Nuff said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gimme a cake and a sexy ravishing woman and I'll be in heaven haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh who said cake? Black Forest gateaux deserves a comeback ...."

OMG! The forbidden fruit.....of the gateau

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh who said cake? Black Forest gateaux deserves a comeback ....

OMG! The forbidden fruit.....of the gateau

I want CAKE so bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh who said cake? Black Forest gateaux deserves a comeback ....

OMG! The forbidden fruit.....of the gateau

I want CAKE so bad. "

I want Black Forest gateau......with cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh who said cake? Black Forest gateaux deserves a comeback ....

OMG! The forbidden fruit.....of the gateau

I want CAKE so bad.

I want Black Forest gateau......with cream

Eaten from someone's body would be my preference, my fave gateaux & my fave activity SPLOSHING

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Did anyone mention cake yet?

Yup.... I did, waaaaayyy back up there!

Maybe you weren’t specific enough? What kinda cake?

Something chocolaty, never really saw the appeal of lemon drizzle, cakes like that are too dry mun

See... I said cake first, and chocolatey cake first... and I still get ignored lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone mention cake yet?

Yup.... I did, waaaaayyy back up there!

Maybe you weren’t specific enough? What kinda cake?

Something chocolaty, never really saw the appeal of lemon drizzle, cakes like that are too dry mun

See... I said cake first, and chocolatey cake first... and I still get ignored lol

You didn’t say Black Forest gateau!!! (I forgot it even existed!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone mention cake yet?

Yup.... I did, waaaaayyy back up there!

Maybe you weren’t specific enough? What kinda cake?

Something chocolaty, never really saw the appeal of lemon drizzle, cakes like that are too dry mun

See... I said cake first, and chocolatey cake first... and I still get ignored lol

The cream & cherries are the deal breaker Mart, at the risk of repeating myself, chocolate cake... Meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone mention cake yet?

Yup.... I did, waaaaayyy back up there!

Maybe you weren’t specific enough? What kinda cake?

Something chocolaty, never really saw the appeal of lemon drizzle, cakes like that are too dry mun

See... I said cake first, and chocolatey cake first... and I still get ignored lol

The cream & cherries are the deal breaker Mart, at the risk of repeating myself, chocolate cake... Meh

Exactly this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simple really

Cock pic beside the auld sky remote or a cheap can of lager

Normally does the trick

Was going to send you that then ????

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Tall men with hairy legs, big strong shoulders and stubble. A nice smile and a twinkle in his eyes helps too.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall men with hairy legs, big strong shoulders and stubble. A nice smile and a twinkle in his eyes helps too.x"

Works for me

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