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By *issvv OP   Couple
over a year ago

pontyclun

Hi all. Well after a bit of fun with hubby this morning I didn’t put all the toys away, and our toddler went into bed and found one of my toys. He then starts playing with it before I realise what he is doing. Problem I got is as soon as I told him not to play with it and took it off him he asked what is was.

I got no idea how to explain this to him as he is so young or do I just carry on as nothing happened and hope he forgets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him it's a grown up toy and not for kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him its a back massager.

Saves embarrassment if he mentions it to anyone outside of the home

Xx

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By *issvv OP   Couple
over a year ago

pontyclun

Thank you luv I would never of thought of that.

See you have beauty and brains xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes a massager for whatever purpose.

Not far from the truth really.

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By *rofMan
over a year ago

Around

It's a plug to stop mummy's insides from falling out. No need to traumatise the youngster by saying the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had Ben Wa Balls in my bedside draw. My youngedt who was 7 pulled them out. They were shocking pink so hard to miss. He was blooming playing with them in his hand so I took them off him and told him they were to exercise my hands and fingers and make me stronger lol. He seemed happy with thst story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nephew was in my bedroom a few weeks ago and all I could hear was “swish swish!”

I walked in to find him waving my rather large dildo around and he says “look I found a magic wand!”

I just took it off him and said that one is rubbish (it’s really not) and gave him a better “wand” (a roll of wrapping paper)

Kids

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

This makes me think of stiffler finding the dildo in American pie 2 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree simply say “it’s a massager for mummy when she aches, it’s that shape so I can massage small and large places”

Been there done that in the past even had a pic of a teen massaging a sore knee with a Hitachi magic wand

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