FabSwingers.com forum: A new word

By *3xymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

I got told a new word by my daughter yesterday... imagine the pair of us sat chatting rubbish chit chat and I mentioned something about cutting my toenails. My daughter pipes up that her friend has problems cutting her own toenails. I ask why

The reply was her "GUNT" gets in the way.

What the fuck is a GUNT I ask...

When you're overweight it's where your GUT and CUNT meet in the middle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before I lost weight my gunt was always in the way when I tried to shave my minge

I kind of miss it

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By *3xymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

Lol I knew you would like that word

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By *nice44Man
over a year ago

swansea

Does that mean ive got a "GUCK"!!!!! PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I get older and my boobs head south, I fear I may get a Bunt .... PMSL!

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By *nice44Man
over a year ago

swansea

"As I get older and my boobs head south, I fear I may get a Bunt .... PMSL!"

Pmsl

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By *r n1ceguyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I got told a new word by my daughter yesterday... imagine the pair of us sat chatting rubbish chit chat and I mentioned something about cutting my toenails. My daughter pipes up that her friend has problems cutting her own toenails. I ask why

The reply was her "GUNT" gets in the way.

What the fuck is a GUNT I ask...

When you're overweight it's where your GUT and CUNT meet in the middle...

That's a new one lol GUNT lol ... how can I used that in a chat up line ??? Pmsl

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By *ighugs69Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

I remember that from a Viz Profanisaurus back in the 90s. Some unkind coworker then invented his own word chunt referring to the chin instead.

I'm trying to remember some of the others:

Cuntie Boobie - was the mild state of confusion when you don't know which one to play with first.

Treading Water - trying to keep yourself hard between the interesting scenes in the soft porn films channel 5 used to show.

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