FabSwingers.com forum: Hotel or hostel

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi I got a meet setup but as I on a low income I can't afford hotel is it OK to go to hostel as I had a look and its like the cheapest for hotel is £30 without extras but a hostel is £8 with a free breakfast.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But usually a shared room at that price, or a bunk bed X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inataur1Man
over a year ago

Rhondda/Bristol

Wow, not knocking your financial situation. But a hostel is a very bad idea. The one thing about this site is people talk. If you ever want another meet again, I’d go for the Hotel.

Just explain it to her, you might find that she’s happy to share costs.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ar-Some CoupleCouple
over a year ago

from somewhere glittery & sparkly

That's pushing the boat out mate. Mrs S was happy with a knee trembler in an alleyway and a kebab

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Poor person meeting you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just accom?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I got a meet setup but as I on a low income I can't afford hotel is it OK to go to hostel as I had a look and its like the cheapest for hotel is £30 without extras but a hostel is £8 with a free breakfast. "

Erm maybe ask the person you're meeting if they want to meet in a hostel??

I wouldn't

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ighugs69Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

The only way to tell for certain is ask the other person if they're happy to stay there. Or ask if they'd split the cost of a cheap hotel room, if they also can't accommodate then it's a reasonable request.

If you've met before and it's a clean private room then I guess it's fine. But I wouldn't recommend it on a first meet and certainly not if you haven't said where you plan on taking them.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ax FilthMan
over a year ago

cardiff

"Poor person meeting you

How lovely.

BigPaul - I can't imagine a hostel is realistically going to work unless you get a private room. In which case you will end up spending as much as you would on a lower end hotel room.

Have you considered offering to take her camping? It's not THAT cold at the moment

Whatever arrangement you come up with, if there's attraction between the two of you I'm sure you'll find a way to have a good time.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try air bnb, also the chain called days inn are cheaper than travel Lodge.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I really reading this? A hostel? By the way you can "just finger and lick" someone in the back of your car!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's pushing the boat out mate. Mrs S was happy with a knee trembler in an alleyway and a kebab

"
Pmsfl..........trust you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r n1ceguyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

He can borrow my works van if he likes lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He can borrow my works van if he likes lol "
Classyyyyyyy....ohhhh we mustn't take the piss.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He can borrow my works van if he likes lol Classyyyyyyy....ohhhh we mustn't take the piss.....

We really should take the piss I'd rather be shagged in the back of a works van than fucked in a small bunk of a hostel surrounded by travelling foreigners etc.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is quite bizarre, is the gent in question for real, plain naive, or taking the piss!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could always treat the lucky lady to a meal first.Great deal two pot noodles for a pound where else but Poundland.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He can borrow my works van if he likes lol Classyyyyyyy....ohhhh we mustn't take the piss.....

Come on now Juice you should know by now that no fun or humour is allowed on the joyous Fab forums

Misery only please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lose the S

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He can borrow my works van if he likes lol Classyyyyyyy....ohhhh we mustn't take the piss.....

Come on now Juice you should know by now that no fun or humour is allowed on the joyous Fab forums

Misery only please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he tunnelsCouple
over a year ago

newport

Have you not seen the film HOSTEL

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with the local bus stop

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could always treat the lucky lady to a meal first.Great deal two pot noodles for a pound where else but Poundland."

Pot noodles??? Pushing the boat out there?

Simply hang around McDonald's and stand next to a group of young girls, they are all competing as to who gets the fullest and inevitably leave a good portion of their meals simply swoop in and impress your lucky lady with half eaten and still slightly warm burger and chips.

I'm gutted it won't be me

pml

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r n1ceguyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"He can borrow my works van if he likes lol Classyyyyyyy....ohhhh we mustn't take the piss.....

We really should take the piss I'd rather be shagged in the back of a works van than fucked in a small bunk of a hostel surrounded by travelling foreigners etc.

Lol are you asking to borrow my van ?? Xxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *antdduWoman
over a year ago

wales

Is this post for real ???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He can borrow my works van if he likes lol Classyyyyyyy....ohhhh we mustn't take the piss.....

We really should take the piss I'd rather be shagged in the back of a works van than fucked in a small bunk of a hostel surrounded by travelling foreigners etc.

Lol are you asking to borrow my van ?? Xxx"

Only if I can spray "the fuck truck" in fuchsia pink letters down both sides of the van

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This post is brilliant lol

I've got a tent you can borrow

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r n1ceguyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"He can borrow my works van if he likes lol Classyyyyyyy....ohhhh we mustn't take the piss.....

We really should take the piss I'd rather be shagged in the back of a works van than fucked in a small bunk of a hostel surrounded by travelling foreigners etc.

Lol are you asking to borrow my van ?? Xxx

Only if I can spray "the fuck truck" in fuchsia pink letters down both sides of the van

im up for that lol xxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icetimescoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Dreamboat......and that profile too.....

Single guys, take notes! This is how it's done x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ovis and GreeneyesCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Hostel would be handy if all swingers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The joke is she actually agreed. I thought the hostel would be like small basic rooms but found out it was a shared rooms. The only problem would be is we would have to pretend to be traveling so would have to do non-Cardiff accents and have some luggage with us. I can't really ask for money off her not with my looks. My other choice was those toilets you pay 20p for but you only get 20mins and the only one I can think of is Albany rd. I was just surprised how much a hotel room which will only be used for like 1 if lucky 2 hours would cost.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess it takes all sorts, but got door need to be a traveller or from away to use a hostel. I've known many friends use them as a cheap crash point after a night out.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ighugs69Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Good to hear you've had success with your choice. I wouldn't really view it as taking money off someone when you ask if they'll split the bill.

I'm a little confused why her looks would have stopped you asking, it wouldn't have stopped me. Unless she had traveled a distance for the meet, since her travel costs would need to be taken into account.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The thing is she works in Cardiff town centre and she said find somewhere close by if I went with a hotel it would be at least £30 for a hour or two. Yet you got women asking for £20 rewards and can accommodate it makes hotels a bit dear. I read story of women asking the equivalent in money of a big Mac meal for sex acts. I was able to solve my accommodation problem out now as I have house to myself on day of meet. While I was researching cost effect places to meet I found out those storage places have offices that you can rent for under £60 a week so you rent one pretend to be small business and need it for group interviews or week long training program to explain people back and fore. They come with WiFi, electric and water no extra charge. Even if you use it just week days one group in morning and one in afternoon that's 10 gangbangs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GOBSMACKED!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I know this is a piss take thread

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's pushing the boat out mate. Mrs S was happy with a knee trembler in an alleyway and a kebab

Low maintenance ....can't beat it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you not seen the film HOSTEL

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No but I but I watch a few fakehostel movies online and everyone seems to be having a good time.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I know this is a piss take thread

I now concur.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be thinking serial killer lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *axStrongMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Thank you everyone I've not laughed this much in ages

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The hostel I was going for was the nomad in adamsdown £8 a bed in a room with 3 bunkbeds. I would point out that in the hostel films you are talking about each group of travelers were approach by someone that works for the hostel and are personally escorted there because its hidden and not actually advertised as a hostel.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *antdduWoman
over a year ago

wales

Seriously are you real! Must be a wind up thread

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sensing he's serious, but to be fair she was agreeable to that arrangement X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ighugs69Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

At least he says now there's an empty house for the hour or two - just hope one of the house mates doesn't open the door on proceedings

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to reading her veri

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking forward to reading her veri"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meanwhile on storage hunters UK this week a tight fisted Cardiff man failed to pay his locker fees, he used it for ten gang bangs so we see how the lucky winner of this locker manages to sell the dirty undies and filled condoms for any kind of profit......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There a difference between tight fisted and just poor. Also I checked with storage place you have to pay for the week before you use it. I just thought it would be good for a few people to chip in together you can use it daytime or nighttime. It would look less like a sex meet compared to turning up to hotel without any luggage. Plus the free running water they provide is handy if you need to wash your old fella.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

He has a point personal hygiene is a must

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There is at least 2 flaws with my idea one the water I was talking about is in a shared kitchen so it going look dodgy group of men washing there cocks in sink while there other people using it to make a cup of tea or for eating. Then two is the divided walls between the offices are glass which are not going to leave much to imagination.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

Glass walls on a storage unit ?? Really

Think you may also be right about haveing just 2 flaws to your plan also

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The storage place I am talking about is storage giant they rent offices as well as storage units there probably places that rent offices that are more private. It just trying to figure out cheap way to have a meet if no one can accommodate either because you live with family or you want to keep things discreet. Mostly for me is my house is never empty and the neighbours are nosy bastards.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Have you thought about a social meet leading to car fun?!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There a difference between tight fisted and just poor. Also I checked with storage place you have to pay for the week before you use it. I just thought it would be good for a few people to chip in together you can use it daytime or nighttime. It would look less like a sex meet compared to turning up to hotel without any luggage. Plus the free running water they provide is handy if you need to wash your old fella."

Do you really think a hotel bat's an eyelid or notices you have no luggage? You can get rooms now for £29 upwards & that's in Cardiff X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know that but I only get £73 a week benefits. I like being able to afford eat and warm my house too much to pay £30 so i can have sex. I have had the meet now it was good might be more meets with her but that's up to her.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *antdduWoman
over a year ago

wales

This is a wind up post

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *antdduWoman
over a year ago

wales

This is a wind up post

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *antdduWoman
over a year ago

wales

So much shit on posts

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People on low incomes like having having sex as well we just can't afford to have it in fancy hotels or afford to own cars.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't need a car or a hotel, there are plenty of disused buildings, hedgerows, bus stops and enclosed alleyways, not to mention tunnels, and bridges to get under. It has been funny but it's getting a bit old now

If you really were that skint and starved of sex a 'go fund me' page would have been more novel than your hostel/storage locker idea, hell I might even have put in £2 towards the £29

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't have a problem with sex in outdoor discreet places I know a few. best place I found is across road from heron marsh pub there a industrial estate they got sets of high growing bushes that set up to grow in circles push pass the bushes and it just empty space with a tree in the middle. But the person I was meeting wanting indoors.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

"People on low incomes like having having sex as well we just can't afford to have it in fancy hotels or afford to own cars. "

Try finding someone who can accommodate...... By the way I'm booked up for the whole of 2018

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r n1ceguyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"People on low incomes like having having sex as well we just can't afford to have it in fancy hotels or afford to own cars.

Try finding someone who can accommodate...... By the way I'm booked up for the whole of 2018

Eve I'm sure you have a few hours spare for him

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"I don't have a problem with sex in outdoor discreet places I know a few. best place I found is across road from heron marsh pub there a industrial estate they got sets of high growing bushes that set up to grow in circles push pass the bushes and it just empty space with a tree in the middle. But the person I was meeting wanting indoors. "
Where's that face-palm smiley?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

"People on low incomes like having having sex as well we just can't afford to have it in fancy hotels or afford to own cars.

Try finding someone who can accommodate...... By the way I'm booked up for the whole of 2018

Eve I'm sure you have a few hours spare for him

In my spare hours I help out at the SAMARITANS....not being one.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in marketing a bit could I have your permission op to approach travelodge, the big sleep etc. with this thread, as I'm sure they'll be thrilled to hear that you consider them "fancy hotels"?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always keep the party in my pants...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had your meet ? guess she forgot to verie you ????

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's pushing the boat out mate. Mrs S was happy with a knee trembler in an alleyway and a kebab

Donnar meat or Chicken Tikka, makes a difference you know

Folks, get some mad posts in the Scottish Forum, but is the OP serious between a hostel and a hotel

lollllllll, reading that made my night

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wouldn't have created this post is she had a profile on here. I set this meet off-site.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i was told a hostel id be running a mile , id have the film in my head

scary lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ar-Some CoupleCouple
over a year ago

from somewhere glittery & sparkly

"That's pushing the boat out mate. Mrs S was happy with a knee trembler in an alleyway and a kebab

Donnar meat or Chicken Tikka, makes a difference you know

Folks, get some mad posts in the Scottish Forum, but is the OP serious between a hostel and a hotel

lollllllll, reading that made my night

Chicken shish or lamb shish. She is to posh for a donner kebab

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread