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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fire away, I need some new ones for this weekend

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Fire away, I need some new ones for this weekend "

Ones for use out in the real world?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I went down my local ice-cream shop and said: ’I want to buy an ice-cream.’ He said: ’Hundreds and thousands?’ I said: ’We’ll start with the one.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I went down my local ice-cream shop and said: ’I want to buy an ice-cream.’ He said: ’Hundreds and thousands?’ I said: ’We’ll start with the one.’

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I usually get the stupidity laugh with this one, so technically it works..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.

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By *orthatry84Couple
over a year ago

cardiff

Don’t go down the route someone did with me this morning by asking if I was fertile because he wanted to breed me... that did not work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you get when you put a durex on the end of you nose ?

Fuck knows lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t go down the route someone did with me this morning by asking if I was fertile because he wanted to breed me... that did not work... "

He must be doing the rounds, also had this lovely question this morning

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By *orthatry84Couple
over a year ago

cardiff


"Don’t go down the route someone did with me this morning by asking if I was fertile because he wanted to breed me... that did not work...

He must be doing the rounds, also had this lovely question this morning "

Lovely... I mean seriously what are some people thinking?

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners


"Don’t go down the route someone did with me this morning by asking if I was fertile because he wanted to breed me... that did not work...

He must be doing the rounds, also had this lovely question this morning

Lovely... I mean seriously what are some people thinking?"

He obviously forgot his manners by not saying please....

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By *orthatry84Couple
over a year ago

cardiff


"Don’t go down the route someone did with me this morning by asking if I was fertile because he wanted to breed me... that did not work...

He must be doing the rounds, also had this lovely question this morning

Lovely... I mean seriously what are some people thinking?

He obviously forgot his manners by not saying please....

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I’m too new to this, I engaged in polite no thank you conversation and then got accused of being a tease for saying a straight no

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By *oger51Man
over a year ago

cardiff

How long can you keep a turkey in the freezer for cos I put one in the freezer last night and when I opened this morning the bloody thing was dead.

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By *elshy84Man
over a year ago

blackwood

I like your name but your number sounds better

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood


"What you get when you put a durex on the end of you nose ?

Fuck knows lol."

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By *ace2faceCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

fancy going halves on a bastard?

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By *ueynteMan
over a year ago

Cowbridge

[Removed by poster at 30/11/17 22:56:04]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyou like whales?Fancy a humpback at my place.xx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Beckon her over with your little finger and if she walks over whisper in her ear

"If I can make you cum with one finger just imagine what pleasures lie ahead if you come home with me tonight"

"What drink would you like"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst one I’ve had is “I need to contact fabswingers because you’re not in the hottest section”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your arse butts through the mattress I Will meet you in the spring ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got home the wife says you bastard explain the lipstick on your shirt. I says that's easy I used it to wipe it off my cock ??

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Told a girl she'd drawn her eye brows on to high..

..She looked surprised

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

I asked a girl where she'd been all my life, she said she wasn't born for most of it

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