FabSwingers.com forum: YOU KNOW YOUR GETTING OLD WHEN

By *ve 66 OP Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

You got to pluck grey hairs out your eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make strange noises when you stand up from the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get three day hangovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctors look like kids

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Your offered kinky sex but you turn it down because you would rather watch gardeners world!

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By *izylizyWoman
over a year ago

wales

when you have to find your year of birth

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By *heeky400Man
over a year ago

vale of glam

when you can't trust a fart

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By *eepandhardMan
over a year ago

Swansea

"Your offered kinky sex but you turn it down because you would rather watch gardeners world! "

ROFL

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By *ercman50Man
over a year ago

blackwood

You just love a afternoon nap

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

When 'crocks' look like a comfortable option!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it takes you 15 minutes just to get up off the sofa, and even when you do, a hip or every bone goes..

Thankfully I haven't reached this stage yet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. When Bingo all of a sudden becomes your favourite "sporting activity"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start saying hambeasts from the past aren't too bad now

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By *ueynteMan
over a year ago

Cowbridge

When your mam says you're old enough to walk to school by yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If bargain hunt is your TV highlight

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By *ickablecoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Glamorgan

You cant remember where you parked your zimmer

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

You want to write a well composed reply to a thread, you've studied the question, considered your response, started your first sentence and then can't remember what you were posting about

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By *B1925Man
over a year ago

neath

When you receive poor service or a member of staff is rude to you so you write a letter to the company complaining.

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By *amo2121Man
over a year ago

swansea

When you listen to radio 2

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By *eisurepleasureMan
over a year ago

belfast

I found my first grey pubic hair yesterday

It was in a kebab!

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

You look on the internet to see if you can buy Calvin Klein incontinence pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You find grey hair in your pubes .I haven't yet btw

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By *rgasmicFunCouple
over a year ago

Gwent

Omg im fucked then looking at this thread pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just your eyebrows lol x

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

When you used to pull all-nighters, but now struggle to pull all-dayers.

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By *etlinkMan
over a year ago

cardiff

White/grey hair in my beard, and everything is starting to hurt!

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By *onny-n-clydeCouple
over a year ago

cwmbran,

When your sat round a camp fire with over 50 other swingers n realise your the nan of the camp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you receive poor service or a member of staff is rude to you so you write a letter to the company complaining."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you listen to radio 2"

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By *amo2121Man
over a year ago

swansea

"When you listen to radio 2

You know it lol everything now stops at 10.30 for "pop..ma

.s.ter" lol

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

When you fall over and people come to help you back up, instead of laughing and uploading a video to social media.

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By *B1925Man
over a year ago

neath

"When you listen to radio 2

You know it lol everything now stops at 10.30 for "pop..ma

.s.ter" lol

Manager was the main culprit for this in my last job.

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By *amo2121Man
over a year ago

swansea

"When you listen to radio 2

You know it lol everything now stops at 10.30 for "pop..ma

.s.ter" lol

Manager was the main culprit for this in my last job. "

Thank the Lord I'm self employed.

EVERYTHING stops for POP MASTER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you listen to radio 2

Radio 2 isn't for peeps who are old it's for peeps with class and good taste in proper music....even tho they can talk a bit to much on there.

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By *handi83Man
over a year ago

Right here

You're on fab...

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By *amo2121Man
over a year ago

swansea

"When you listen to radio 2

Radio 2 isn't for peeps who are old it's for peeps with class and good taste in proper music....even tho they can talk a bit to much on there. "

Class and good taste ..who am I to argue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you listen to radio 2

You know it lol everything now stops at 10.30 for "pop..ma

.s.ter" lol

Manager was the main culprit for this in my last job.

Thank the Lord I'm self employed.

EVERYTHING stops for POP MASTER

I have a driver for my appointments and he is of the older generation, and insists on playing radio 2 all the time.. Not good when you have a journey that lasts 1.5 hours 1 WAY! By the time I get out of the car, my ears have almost been ripped off by myself

can't even put earphones in as he has the volume up

I've now resorted to using expanding ear plugs

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

When you stop texting filth on fab for an hour to watch Victoria on ITV.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

When younger guys (of legal age) start calling you daddy in a sexual context.

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By *ve 66 OP Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

"When you stop texting filth on fab for an hour to watch Victoria on ITV. "

That's what the breaks are for

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By *uttytrukerMan
over a year ago

newport

when you go to a club and realise you went to school with most of the grandparents of everybody else in there

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By *amo2121Man
over a year ago

swansea

"When you listen to radio 2

You know it lol everything now stops at 10.30 for "pop..ma

.s.ter" lol

Manager was the main culprit for this in my last job.

Thank the Lord I'm self employed.

EVERYTHING stops for POP MASTER

can't even put earphones in as he has the volume up

I've now resorted to using expanding ear plugs

Hahaha

radio 2 rules!!!

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By *enuine and hornyMan
over a year ago

gwynedd

"If bargain hunt is your TV highlight

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ha ha I love it

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

When someone gets a valuation on Antiques Roadshow for something you had new as a child.

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

You look in the mirror and your pubes look like Richard Gere’s mullet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the only bag you carry is full of piss...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really sure why I came on to this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've been driving longer than the copper that stops you has been living!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You walk out if lidls and say to yourself "fuck it's gone expensive in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When getting lucky is remembering why you went in the kitchen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd sooner stay home on Saturday night & listen to Classic FM than go to a pub or club that plays loud pop music.

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"You'd sooner stay home on Saturday night & listen to Classic FM than go to a pub or club that plays loud pop music."

Ha ha ! This.

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

........ when you start to get the 'you are outside the prefered age' page pop up when looking through peoples profiles on here !

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By *entletimMan
over a year ago

by here

When you get up twice in the night for a pee

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

You notice things aren’t as big as they used to be.

Get your mind out of the gutter, I’m referring to sweets, biscuits and other packed groceries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't remember the last blow job you had but you can remember what you had for lunch three weeks ago.

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By *ve 66 OP Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

"You'd sooner stay home on Saturday night & listen to Classic FM than go to a pub or club that plays loud pop music.

Ha ha ! This.

In bed at 10 with Smooth Radio every night.. I blame it on crap TV...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can remember the WORD ASSOCIATION part one thread .....

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By *amie.cardiff1980Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

When you can only cum 3 times

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

When your friend's Dad who always comes over to fix any wiring problems in your house can't do it anymore, because it turns out he's 91 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knees remind me all the time !!

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By *JJJJxMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

When your fab inbox becomes manageable...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way you can pull a member of the opposite sex is by attending Chams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or waste an erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u become allergic to pple and their bs and have no problems telling them face to face

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

When you are sat on the sofa watching rubbish tv on a Saturday night rather than being out because you know it's the right thing to do because you have work in the morning ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you watch home alone and start to wonder how much the Mcallisters mortgage is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can cum more times than you can drink pints.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the curtain you wiped your dick in for all those years wont take anymore and just runs off

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

When you sleep with someone and discover they were born the year you got married.

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By *nice44Man
over a year ago

swansea

When every profile you look at your out of their age range lol

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

When dark rooms and glory holes are the only place you have chance of fun.

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By *r n1ceguyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

When your 6 pack becomes a 12 pack lol

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By *ve 66 OP Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

When songs you grew up with are covered by your kids favourite groups and they wonder how you know the words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You got to pluck grey hairs out your eyebrows

Mr is only 27 and already doing this! He can't wait to be a silver fox though.

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