FabSwingers.com forum: clichés you can't stand

By *eral Sex OP Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

We all find phrases in messages, profiles and verifications that for some reason or other just get on our tits. This thread is just a list; I'll kick it off with:

If you get a chance don't pass them by...

Given that one would have had to work really hard usually over a long period of time to get the chance, how many people then think 'nah, I've got this far, I'll just let it slide now'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is simply mmmmm

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

There are so many...

..treat with respect...

..I don't bite ..unless you want me to..

...sucks like a Dyson...

...single guys we will find you if we want one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat this lady with respect she deserves", or some other twaddle...

drives me up the wall.

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By *OWN AND COUNTY SOCIALSMan
over a year ago

CARMARTHEN

No picture No reply

when they have no pictures themselves

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

North East Wales

"No picture No reply

when they have no pictures themselves

Goes and checks your profile....

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

North East Wales

For me it's the clichéd usernames

Anything with big or hung in the title - as if that's their usp

Or "sexy"... I would bloody well hope so

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By *aydee65Man
over a year ago

Near Merthyr

"Fill this in later..." and they've been on the site Over a Year !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who put straight on their profile but then most of their veris are from men :/

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By *iss B-HavingWoman
over a year ago

Welsh Valleys

I hate "need to be discreet because of work"

Don't we all!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..I don't bite ..unless you want me to.." is at the top of my list - utterly pretentious and trite....

It's closely followed by "Will fill in later..." If they are too lazy to fill out a profile, then they are too lazy for anything else!

I just hit the Block button without a further thought!

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By *ndy and RuthCouple
over a year ago

swansea

"There are so many...

..treat with respect...

..I don't bite ..unless you want me to..

...sucks like a Dyson...

...single guys we will find you if we want one...

All of the above

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

'Not meeting .. just looking'

'Must have face pic' when they have none

Body: Fabulous aka Has Greggs Loyalty Card

Cannot travel, Cannot accom ... Do you want a taxi home after

'Up for anything' but has blocked certain genders

'Single guys we will find you' - nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Not meeting .. just looking'

'Must have face pic' when they have none

Body: Fabulous aka Has Greggs Loyalty Card

Cannot travel, Cannot accom ... Do you want a taxi home after

'Up for anything' but has blocked certain genders

'Single guys we will find you' - nuff said"
I'm fabulous!! Sadly I don't have a greggs loyalty card!! I wish I bloody did though!!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"'Not meeting .. just looking'

'Must have face pic' when they have none

Body: Fabulous aka Has Greggs Loyalty Card

Cannot travel, Cannot accom ... Do you want a taxi home after

'Up for anything' but has blocked certain genders

'Single guys we will find you' - nuff said"

That's not clichè that's just slaying people's preferences and description of themselves

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

*Slating... pissing autocarrot

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By *eral Sex OP Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

A Greggs cheese n' onion slice is quite something though isn't it? (bit off-topic admittedly) And their sausage rolls have that classic pepper taste. Xxx

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By *etlinkMan
over a year ago

cardiff

"must be gym fit"

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

North East Wales

Professional is a word that's bandied around too much...

What does it mean, and how does it differentiate you from the rest?

And don't get me started on "classy" ffs

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"I hate "need to be discreet because of work"

Don't we all!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who put straight on their profile but then most of their veris are from men :/"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate "need to be discreet because of work"

Don't we all!!!

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in fairness a lot of people aren't discreet... however I really don't get why people use it to have no pictures whatsoever!? Private pictures shouldn't be a problem surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who put straight on their profile but then most of their veris are from men :/

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haha classic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is "where do i start" ? We don't want detailed descriptive information word for word

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

North East Wales

"Mine is "where do i start" ? We don't want detailed descriptive information word for word

At least that's better than nothing at all in their profile .

But it is fun to actually leave a little something to be discovered

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By *aut-eWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

""Fill this in later..." and they've been on the site Over a Year !!!"

^^^^^ this and the enticing message "I am going to ruin you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they want an essay as first introduction just to bulk delete... hi. How are things with pics a great first message in my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is "where do i start" ? We don't want detailed descriptive information word for word

At least that's better than nothing at all in their profile .

But it is fun to actually leave a little something to be discovered

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I was referring to verifications

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