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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I employed a PA and part of the job description was a morning BJ, all arranged before the job was accepted, do you think sexual harassment claims could be a problem?

I'm seriously in need of a PA though.

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By *OWN AND COUNTY SOCIALSMan
over a year ago

CARMARTHEN

Employ a male then the harassment may not be so expensive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Employ a male then the harassment may not be so expensive "

If I did employ a male I don't think the harassment would be a problem at all.

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By *OWN AND COUNTY SOCIALSMan
over a year ago

CARMARTHEN


"Employ a male then the harassment may not be so expensive

If I did employ a male I don't think the harassment would be a problem at all."

Problem Solved

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

I think you'd get bored having the same blow job every single morning, week in week out for years. The time would come when you'd want more, you'd need to bend her over the conference table befoe meetings etc, and she'd eventually aspire to marriage or worse. A proprietory element would creep in to it, you'd find her giving slightly better blow jobs to other staff before you arrive and start to resent it. By far the better approach would be to get the pa to source blow-job supply as part of his/her regular duties, rather than perform the task themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you'd get bored having the same blow job every single morning, week in week out for years. The time would come when you'd want more, you'd need to bend her over the conference table befoe meetings etc, and she'd eventually aspire to marriage or worse. A proprietory element would creep in to it, you'd find her giving slightly better blow jobs to other staff before you arrive and start to resent it. By far the better approach would be to get the pa to source blow-job supply as part of his/her regular duties, rather than perform the task themselves. "

Oooh now this is my kind of thinking

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot


"I think you'd get bored having the same blow job every single morning, week in week out for years. The time would come when you'd want more, you'd need to bend her over the conference table befoe meetings etc, and she'd eventually aspire to marriage or worse. A proprietory element would creep in to it, you'd find her giving slightly better blow jobs to other staff before you arrive and start to resent it. By far the better approach would be to get the pa to source blow-job supply as part of his/her regular duties, rather than perform the task themselves.

Oooh now this is my kind of thinking "

As an incentive the PA could reserve 10% of the blow jobs for themselves perhaps? Though how all of this would be assessed in the annual review I can't imagine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A prostitute would be cheaper than the sexual harrasment fine

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

A prostitute is a freelancer though, so their contract would probably have to go out to tender.

All in all there might be a lot to say for simply having a wank before going to work....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you'd get bored having the same blow job every single morning, week in week out for years. The time would come when you'd want more, you'd need to bend her over the conference table befoe meetings etc, and she'd eventually aspire to marriage or worse. A proprietory element would creep in to it, you'd find her giving slightly better blow jobs to other staff before you arrive and start to resent it. By far the better approach would be to get the pa to source blow-job supply as part of his/her regular duties, rather than perform the task themselves.

Oooh now this is my kind of thinking "

I'm starting to like this idea too.

Although it's not all about the blowjob, some work would still need to be done. Maybe the annual review could revolve around the coffee table and a spanking? Not sure if that in for reward or for the punishment though.

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By *andy333Man
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Love to be your p a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this 50 shades of Gray?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this 50 shades of Gray?"

More like "sectretary" if you seen that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you'd get bored having the same blow job every single morning, week in week out for years. The time would come when you'd want more, you'd need to bend her over the conference table befoe meetings etc, and she'd eventually aspire to marriage or worse. A proprietory element would creep in to it, you'd find her giving slightly better blow jobs to other staff before you arrive and start to resent it. By far the better approach would be to get the pa to source blow-job supply as part of his/her regular duties, rather than perform the task themselves.

Oooh now this is my kind of thinking

I'm starting to like this idea too.

Although it's not all about the blowjob, some work would still need to be done. Maybe the annual review could revolve around the coffee table and a spanking? Not sure if that in for reward or for the punishment though."

This is beginning to feel like one of my naughty dreams that Ch3wy always seems to star in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you'd get bored having the same blow job every single morning, week in week out for years. The time would come when you'd want more, you'd need to bend her over the conference table befoe meetings etc, and she'd eventually aspire to marriage or worse. A proprietory element would creep in to it, you'd find her giving slightly better blow jobs to other staff before you arrive and start to resent it. By far the better approach would be to get the pa to source blow-job supply as part of his/her regular duties, rather than perform the task themselves.

Oooh now this is my kind of thinking

I'm starting to like this idea too.

Although it's not all about the blowjob, some work would still need to be done. Maybe the annual review could revolve around the coffee table and a spanking? Not sure if that in for reward or for the punishment though.

This is beginning to feel like one of my naughty dreams that Ch3wy always seems to star in "

Is her the sexy secretary? And you spank him for answering the phone after 4 rings instead of 3?

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot


"Is this 50 shades of Gray?

More like "sectretary" if you seen that?"

Now that is an excellent film, and sooo erotic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this 50 shades of Gray?

More like "sectretary" if you seen that?"

Secretary is one of my favelirute films!

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By *ammy-leeWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

I'm looking for a new job lol

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot


"Is this 50 shades of Gray?

More like "sectretary" if you seen that?

Secretary is one of my favelirute films! "

It's a smoulderingly sensual film isn't it? Maggie Gyllenhaal turns in a blinder of a performance. Strange ending though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm looking for a new job lol "

Interview?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg is this a serious thread... dont mix business and pleasure

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Its of highly circumscribed seriousness....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A serious thread? On here? Yeah?

I do need a PA though, seriously!!!!

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Tammy-Lee ticks all the boxes I reckon. Would looooove a chance to write her a reference.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tammy-Lee ticks all the boxes I reckon. Would looooove a chance to write her a reference. "

So would I?

Tammy, looking at your CV you like to spent a bit of time in you local pub, is that going to be a problem? Would I have to reprimand you for coming to work with a hangover?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"A serious thread? On here? Yeah?

I do need a PA though, seriously!!!!"

Shame I'm too far away because I'm an excellent PA but I've never given any of my bosses a BJ...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A serious thread? On here? Yeah?

I do need a PA though, seriously!!!!

Shame I'm too far away because I'm an excellent PA but I've never given any of my bosses a BJ...! "

He could install a wardrobe in the office for a speedy commute

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot


"A serious thread? On here? Yeah?

I do need a PA though, seriously!!!!

Shame I'm too far away because I'm an excellent PA but I've never given any of my bosses a BJ...!

He could install a wardrobe in the office for a speedy commute "

That is sooo witty. Love it.

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot


"A serious thread? On here? Yeah?

I do need a PA though, seriously!!!!

Shame I'm too far away because I'm an excellent PA but I've never given any of my bosses a BJ...! "

With such perfect nails and dazzling lips you'd be on too high a pedestal for such defilement. It would have to be a virtual b.j.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

After a couple of drinkies one evening, something about massive lottery wins came up on the tv, and after a bit of wishful thinking, we had the silly idea of writing a list each to see what we would do with the money.

The usual were top of both lists, big house, cars, exotic holidays... but we'd also both put down a P.A., cue some saucy talk about what we'd require of her (yes, both put a female lol).

Its a lovely fantasy, but how the hell would you ever advertise it?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"A serious thread? On here? Yeah?

I do need a PA though, seriously!!!!

Shame I'm too far away because I'm an excellent PA but I've never given any of my bosses a BJ...!

With such perfect nails and dazzling lips you'd be on too high a pedestal for such defilement. It would have to be a virtual b.j. "

I'll take your feedback as compliments thank you. A virtual bj? Lol...

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot


"A serious thread? On here? Yeah?

I do need a PA though, seriously!!!!

Shame I'm too far away because I'm an excellent PA but I've never given any of my bosses a BJ...!

With such perfect nails and dazzling lips you'd be on too high a pedestal for such defilement. It would have to be a virtual b.j.

I'll take your feedback as compliments thank you. A virtual bj? Lol... "

with goggles, a full headset, electrodes etc. Xxxx

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"A serious thread? On here? Yeah?

I do need a PA though, seriously!!!!

Shame I'm too far away because I'm an excellent PA but I've never given any of my bosses a BJ...!

With such perfect nails and dazzling lips you'd be on too high a pedestal for such defilement. It would have to be a virtual b.j.

I'll take your feedback as compliments thank you. A virtual bj? Lol...

with goggles, a full headset, electrodes etc. Xxxx "

Electrodes eh? Lol

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By *ustanormalguy82Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

As a freelancer the employer would t have to worry about tax, NI and pension, so could put the money saved to a lunchtime blow job provider?

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Ha ha ha ! I meant the things they stick on you in virt. Real. suits, but that said the other kind are fun in the right context too....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A serious thread? On here? Yeah?

I do need a PA though, seriously!!!!

Shame I'm too far away because I'm an excellent PA but I've never given any of my bosses a BJ...!

He could install a wardrobe in the office for a speedy commute "

Loving this idea.

Can I add a dress code to go with this. It has to be the massive fur coat, nothing else though.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"A serious thread? On here? Yeah?

I do need a PA though, seriously!!!!

Shame I'm too far away because I'm an excellent PA but I've never given any of my bosses a BJ...!

He could install a wardrobe in the office for a speedy commute

Loving this idea.

Can I add a dress code to go with this. It has to be the massive fur coat, nothing else though."

I have just the outfit (fur coat) with shiny red T bar 6" lap dancing shoes

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

I reckon you're hired. What says everyone else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I reckon you're hired. What says everyone else? "

Interview process must be followed. With an oral exam.

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