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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, I've just read an article that says "going down on a woman cures cancer"

Well I'm happy for you fellas to lick away in the name of research!

Just wondering what other sexual activities you've read about that "cures" stuff.....

Would you do stuff you are not into to save a life?

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

I think there should be special task forces set up to reduce the incidence of cancer amongst women through oral sex. Squads of Cunnilingus Commandos should comb the streets looking for women considered to be particularly at risk. Patients who, despite appearing fit, might be appreciative of the treatment would be invited to receive it. Commandos would be empowered to commandeer nearby hotels, houses, and bedrooms, or in emergencies throw a mattress on the road and ask passers-by to look away.

Given the nutritional value of semen, female commandos would also operate. These Spunk Squads would promote healthy eating and would also have carte blanche to arrest and fellate.

Vote for meeeee to make it happen !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore giving oral sex to men but cant swallow cos don't like the taste of spunk but adore the taste of cock and balls lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Jayne swears by a good shagging for clearing a headache.

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By *aut-eWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"So, I've just read an article that says "going down on a woman cures cancer"

Well I'm happy for you fellas to lick away in the name of research!

Just wondering what other sexual activities you've read about that "cures" stuff.....

Would you do stuff you are not into to save a life? "

Apparently giving blow jobs prevents heart disease in men. It stops morning sickness for pregnant women too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, I've just read an article that says "going down on a woman cures cancer"

Well I'm happy for you fellas to lick away in the name of research!

Just wondering what other sexual activities you've read about that "cures" stuff.....

Would you do stuff you are not into to save a life?

Apparently giving blow jobs prevents heart disease in men. It stops morning sickness for pregnant women too "

I'd rather have a heart attack than give a bloke a blow job...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, I've just read an article that says "going down on a woman cures cancer"

Well I'm happy for you fellas to lick away in the name of research!

Just wondering what other sexual activities you've read about that "cures" stuff.....

Would you do stuff you are not into to save a life?

Apparently giving blow jobs prevents heart disease in men. It stops morning sickness for pregnant women too

I'd rather have a heart attack than give a bloke a blow job... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, I've just read an article that says "going down on a woman cures cancer"

Well I'm happy for you fellas to lick away in the name of research!

Just wondering what other sexual activities you've read about that "cures" stuff.....

Would you do stuff you are not into to save a life?

Apparently giving blow jobs prevents heart disease in men. It stops morning sickness for pregnant women too

I'd rather have a heart attack than give a bloke a blow job... "

Lmao!! I think if I was pregnant and had to give a blow job id more then likely be sick! My gag reflex is weak at the best of time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, I've just read an article that says "going down on a woman cures cancer"

Well I'm happy for you fellas to lick away in the name of research!

Just wondering what other sexual activities you've read about that "cures" stuff.....

Would you do stuff you are not into to save a life?

Apparently giving blow jobs prevents heart disease in men. It stops morning sickness for pregnant women too

I'd rather have a heart attack than give a bloke a blow job...

Lmao!! I think if I was pregnant and had to give a blow job id more then likely be sick! My gag reflex is weak at the best of time! "

But you are so good with your mouth.

I wont have cancer anytime soon if the article is to be believed

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By *aut-eWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"So, I've just read an article that says "going down on a woman cures cancer"

Well I'm happy for you fellas to lick away in the name of research!

Just wondering what other sexual activities you've read about that "cures" stuff.....

Would you do stuff you are not into to save a life?

Apparently giving blow jobs prevents heart disease in men. It stops morning sickness for pregnant women too

I'd rather have a heart attack than give a bloke a blow job...

Lmao!! I think if I was pregnant and had to give a blow job id more then likely be sick! My gag reflex is weak at the best of time!

But you are so good with your mouth.

I wont have cancer anytime soon if the article is to be believed

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I googled it and google can't lie lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, I've just read an article that says "going down on a woman cures cancer"

Well I'm happy for you fellas to lick away in the name of research!

Just wondering what other sexual activities you've read about that "cures" stuff.....

Would you do stuff you are not into to save a life?

Apparently giving blow jobs prevents heart disease in men. It stops morning sickness for pregnant women too

I'd rather have a heart attack than give a bloke a blow job...

Lmao!! I think if I was pregnant and had to give a blow job id more then likely be sick! My gag reflex is weak at the best of time!

But you are so good with your mouth.

I wont have cancer anytime soon if the article is to be believed

I googled it and google can't lie lol "

Lmao I'm a pro

Well if google says it's true!! It's time to open a licky shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, I've just read an article that says "going down on a woman cures cancer"

Well I'm happy for you fellas to lick away in the name of research!

Just wondering what other sexual activities you've read about that "cures" stuff.....

Would you do stuff you are not into to save a life? "
if you believe that load of bollox I'm the nxt James bond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard that anal fisting is a cure for dry eye syndrome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've heard that anal fisting is a cure for dry eye syndrome. "

Hahahahahaa.. Certainly the thought brings tears....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've heard that anal fisting is a cure for dry eye syndrome. "

lmao I'd rather have dry eyeballs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive read all sorts of things over the years. Sex/orgasms helps with pain relief, have to agree with that one. Whether its a chemical release in your body or just takes your mind off things i suppose is open to opinion but i wont argue it.

Oral sex helps lower blood pressure and against heart disease, i like to believe thats also true.

Masturbation is good for your peraonal hygiene because it flushes out bacteria and toxins in your system. Again, no harm in believing that one and its not like i need an excuse for it myself anyway.

Cant say ive ever suffered from dry eye so cant help with that one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's face it oral sex is not to everyone's taste.

I'm actually quite good at oral sex,,I can talk about all night.Good for the vocal chords and harmonica players apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've heard that anal fisting is a cure for dry eye syndrome. "
brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hadn't heard any of this until today, love the idea that my tongue work could be both mind blowing and life saving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, this maybe a little graphic but I'm eternally grateful to Ch3wy, his persistence at back door activity kept my bum from closing & I was able to have my bowel repair. Without his intervention it would have closed & I'd have had a bag for life my surgeon was well impressed with his efforts, said he was a very good anal dilator

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

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"Well, this maybe a little graphic but I'm eternally grateful to Ch3wy, his persistence at back door activity kept my bum from closing & I was able to have my bowel repair. Without his intervention it would have closed & I'd have had a bag for life my surgeon was well impressed with his efforts, said he was a very good anal dilator "

Hahaha I love this Peachy! Maybe you should get him employed by the NHS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, this maybe a little graphic but I'm eternally grateful to Ch3wy, his persistence at back door activity kept my bum from closing & I was able to have my bowel repair. Without his intervention it would have closed & I'd have had a bag for life my surgeon was well impressed with his efforts, said he was a very good anal dilator "

Lmao that's brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, this maybe a little graphic but I'm eternally grateful to Ch3wy, his persistence at back door activity kept my bum from closing & I was able to have my bowel repair. Without his intervention it would have closed & I'd have had a bag for life my surgeon was well impressed with his efforts, said he was a very good anal dilator

Hahaha I love this Peachy! Maybe you should get him employed by the NHS "

As you know Mama I'm more than happy to lend him, all in the name of science, well being & sheer horniness X

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