FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing crushes...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....we've all had them, anyone brave enough to share? Mine is Clive James the Australian author, saw him live once and had to be restrained from throwing my knickers on stage....it wasn't my finest moment

C'mon, 'fess up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kirsty Allsop. I have no idea why but would go about her like a dig with a bowl of hot mince. Classy like.

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By *ovis and GreeneyesCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

"Kirsty Allsop. I have no idea why but would go about her like a dig with a bowl of hot mince. Classy like. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gordon Ramsey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir David A... and I'm unapologetic. I frikin love him!! His voice would make my body quiver, never mind anything else

(Sir David A is my pet name... obviously Sir David Attenborough

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Jessie from Little Mix!

I reckon she would be filth

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Helia Ebrahimi, the long haired, sultry and beautiful economics reporters on Channel 4 news.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kirsty Allsop. I have no idea why but would go about her like a dig with a bowl of hot mince. Classy like. "

Nicking that line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alex Pollizi - The Hotel Inspector.

Louis Theroux - I imagine him to be a sex God.

Professor Brian Cox - fuck me all shapes Bri

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sir David A... and I'm unapologetic. I frikin love him!! His voice would make my body quiver, never mind anything else

(Sir David A is my pet name... obviously Sir David Attenborough

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Oh yes...that voice....oh to be in a Clive and David sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alex Pollizi - The Hotel Inspector.

Louis Theroux - I imagine him to be a sex God.

Professor Brian Cox - fuck me all shapes Bri"

God I can't believe I forgot Bri!! The full package if ever there was one!

Not sure about Louis though, will have to take another look...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jessie from Little Mix!

I reckon she would be filth"

Not embarrassing enough, she's gorgeous! Come on, you can do worse than that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Helia Ebrahimi, the long haired, sultry and beautiful economics reporters on Channel 4 news.

Not embarrassing though...dig deeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Cameron....I'll get my coat

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Helia Ebrahimi, the long haired, sultry and beautiful economics reporters on Channel 4 news.

Not embarrassing though...dig deeper

Fair enough. The dental nurse at my dentists clinic has lots of vibrant tattoos, apologises for not having showered as she has 'nights out' and lives on a few hours sleep, she smokes quite a lot and has a very husky voice. Once I saw her spitting in the street after a fag break. Both me and my dentist think she is the hottest fucking person we have ever seen, and have fessed up our passion for her (he's an old friend) She has bleached hair and doesn't give a fuck for anybody, and nearly got sacked for calling the receptionist a cunt. I think I may love her. Xxx

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"David Cameron....I'll get my coat"

What ??? But you've got a conscience and everything! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Helia Ebrahimi, the long haired, sultry and beautiful economics reporters on Channel 4 news.

Not embarrassing though...dig deeper

Ok that's deep enough

Spitting on the street is mingling though, no-one can get away with that, just nasty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"David Cameron....I'll get my coat"

He looks oily, likeyou'd try and grab his cock and it would skid out of your fingers like an orange pip

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

Ashamed to say Gary Glitter but in my defence it was the early 70's

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

When I was younger Hulk Hogan the wrestler

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By *unForAllMan
over a year ago

swansea

love a lady in stockings so got to be

Nora Batty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jessie from Little Mix!

I reckon she would be filth"

Never be embarrassed, she's the best one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jessie from Little Mix!

I reckon she would be filth

Never be embarrassed, she's the best one

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she really is!! She is the most energetic dancer. I've seen them a few times (only on acount of the kiss mind.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warwick Davis and Richard Osman

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By *layfulcoupleCouple
over a year ago

a kinky mood

Carol Vorderman. Always fancied a game of strip scrabble with her ??

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over a year ago

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland

Don't know what it is about the silver fox but not even ashamed to say phillip schofield.

He has a great sense of humour and is still young at heart

Mrs

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

Jessica rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jessica rabbit"
what's embarrassing about Jessica Rabbit?? She's hot as fuck!! I'd fuck her

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

"Warwick Davis and Richard Osman"
Now that a threesome for you. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't know what it is about the silver fox but not even ashamed to say phillip schofield.

He has a great sense of humour and is still young at heart

Mrs "

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By *anter and baguetteCouple
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

"David Cameron....I'll get my coat"

Here's your coat....there's the door.

lol xx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Benaz Akhar, the weather woman on the Welsh news, pure filth she is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't know what it is about the silver fox but not even ashamed to say phillip schofield.

He has a great sense of humour and is still young at heart

Mrs "

Mrs F you've pinched my holiday perve mmmm, I just think of the many ways to lead him astray

I guess my next & previously very controversial choice would be Jeremy Kyle, even got blocked by a few people for admitting this on a previous thread.

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By *utoneoutMan
over a year ago

Valleys

"Benaz Akhar, the weather woman on the Welsh news, pure filth she is!

Oh yeah what a set of nuts on Benaz, often had a little hand job watching her on pause lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andre Rieu.

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Jessica rabbitwhat's embarrassing about Jessica Rabbit?? She's hot as fuck!! I'd fuck her"

Jessica Rabbit is the sultriest character ever, beats real people by mile !

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Benaz Akhar, the weather woman on the Welsh news, pure filth she is!

Oh yeah what a set of nuts on Benaz, often had a little hand job watching her on pause lol"

I see your Benaz Akhar but I still raise you Helia Ebrahimi the C4 news economist. Hot as get-out and twice as fuckable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow your a bit young for him but hay ho

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Wow your a bit young for him but hay ho "

Him? Give her a google.

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Helia Ebrahimi, the long haired, sultry and beautiful economics reporters on Channel 4 news.

Not embarrassing though...dig deeper

Ok that's deep enough

Spitting on the street is mingling though, no-one can get away with that, just nasty

She was sooo nasty but, and its such a cliché I know, that's what made her so hot. Minging manners can be such a turn on sometimes. I've no idea why. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Helia Ebrahimi, the long haired, sultry and beautiful economics reporters on Channel 4 news.

Not embarrassing though...dig deeper

Ok that's deep enough

Spitting on the street is mingling though, no-one can get away with that, just nasty

She was sooo nasty but, and its such a cliché I know, that's what made her so hot. Minging manners can be such a turn on sometimes. I've no idea why. Xxx"

Where do you draw the line though? Eating bogies at the dinner table? Scratching your arse and sniffing your fingers when you're out with your mates in the pub? Making your nan a cuppa and wanking in it?? Slippery slope... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm creased reading these.. slip out of your hands like an orange pip

I'm buckled.

Mine is quite boring I suppose. Eddie Hall

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

This is a very good point: how much is two much. I suppose if one used a mother-of-pearl arse scratcher, and ate the bogies with the proper cutlery not much could be said. Wanking into Nan's tea would probably her best china, and a polite ripple of applause as one came into the teapot. I suppose I'm saying that its better to have fine manners than good manners Ha ha ! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carol Vorderman. Always fancied a game of strip scrabble with her ??"

She is a fox!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wilma off buck Rogers!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm creased reading these.. slip out of your hands like an orange pip

I'm buckled.

Mine is quite boring I suppose. Eddie Hall

Just had to google him...wouldn't know whether to shag him or climb him, he's massive!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a very good point: how much is two much. I suppose if one used a mother-of-pearl arse scratcher, and ate the bogies with the proper cutlery not much could be said. Wanking into Nan's tea would probably her best china, and a polite ripple of applause as one came into the teapot. I suppose I'm saying that its better to have fine manners than good manners Ha ha ! Xxx "

Or even posher, get the butler to wank into the teapot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm creased reading these.. slip out of your hands like an orange pip

I'm buckled.

Mine is quite boring I suppose. Eddie Hall

Just had to google him...wouldn't know whether to shag him or climb him, he's massive!

I know

I'm up for climbing all over him though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Or even posher, get the butler to wank into the teapot

ha ha ha !

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Although we probably peaked at Jessica Rabbit, the skank in the supermarket in Sausage Party was pretty hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger spice Geri halliwell

i reckon she's filth

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By *oodtimelickinMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Gillian Anderson. I would watch the x files for hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm creased reading these.. slip out of your hands like an orange pip

I'm buckled.

Mine is quite boring I suppose. Eddie Hall

Just had to google him...wouldn't know whether to shag him or climb him, he's massive!

I know

I'm up for climbing all over him though "

Well if you need a Sherpa just give me a shout

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Jessie from Little Mix!

I reckon she would be filth

Not embarrassing enough, she's gorgeous! Come on, you can do worse than that

Alice Beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben Shepherd from morning TV.. Mmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rebecca Moore. Ex news of the world editor Involved in the phone hacking scandal a few years back.

Find her a massive turn on. Especially the curly red hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops. Got her name wrong. It's Rebekah Brooks.

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By *irtyfever coupleCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Charlie dimmock is my guilty pleasure. I would love to get my fingers dirty in her rose garden!!!!!

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By *unsters66Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"I'm creased reading these.. slip out of your hands like an orange pip

I'm buckled.

Mine is quite boring I suppose. Eddie Hall

soz, who'se Eddie Hall?..this thread has made me giggle

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"I'm creased reading these.. slip out of your hands like an orange pip

I'm buckled.

Mine is quite boring I suppose. Eddie Hall

soz, who'se Eddie Hall?..this thread has made me giggle"

World's Strongest man I think

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Think it's gotta be Robson and Jerome. Only on this site can I say both in a mmf and get away with it

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By *unsters66Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Oh dear lol...

Oliver Reed

Rik Mayall (both RIP)

Harry Styles

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By *unsters66Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"Think it's gotta be Robson and Jerome. Only on this site can I say both in a mmf and get away with it

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David essex....fuck me those wicked sparkly eyes got me going even as a teenager!!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear lol...

Oliver Reed

Rik Mayall (both RIP)

Harry Styles

Harry Styles must be hoping he doesn't end up like your other 2 crushes....three's a charm and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helia Ebrahimi, the long haired, sultry and beautiful economics reporters on Channel 4 news.

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By *arleydMan
over a year ago

newport

Liza Tarbuck , filthiest laugh and a cracking pair.

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Andrea McLean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 of 9 in Star Trek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet Lynich !!

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

"7 of 9 in Star Trek

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She not a embarrassing crushes, she is very hot.

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By *rsbrooksandjohnCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Rhona mitra

Got that good girl gone bad look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The beast from beauty and the beast. Not the cartoon one.

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Liza Tarbuck , filthiest laugh and a cracking pair."

Yes !! Good one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not sure if this is embarrassing but Emily Maitlis from newsnight makes me harder than a charity shop rubiks cube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kristen schaal....something about her weirdness really does it for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im not sure if this is embarrassing but Emily Maitlis from newsnight makes me harder than a charity shop rubiks cube"

She's beautiful! And intelligent....irresistible combination

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rhona mitra

Got that good girl gone bad look"

Omfg just googled her - got my new girl crush sorted, hellfire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not sure if this is embarrassing but Emily Maitlis from newsnight makes me harder than a charity shop rubiks cube

She's beautiful! And intelligent....irresistible combination

Yep right up my street

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By *ft7ExperiencedBullMan
over a year ago

Cross Hands

Carol Kirkwood, who would have thought the weather could be that fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carol Kirkwood, who would have thought the weather could be that fun

Haha, I've got exactly the same crush, she always brightens my mornings!

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By *ft7ExperiencedBullMan
over a year ago

Cross Hands

"Carol Kirkwood, who would have thought the weather could be that fun

Haha, I've got exactly the same crush, she always brightens my mornings!"

Excuse me Carol... could you ask your boobs to stop looking at my eyes, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carol Kirkwood, who would have thought the weather could be that fun

Theres something about Steph McGovern too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carol Kirkwood, who would have thought the weather could be that fun

Carol Kirkwood is one of the sexiest people ever, looks like she could ruin a rugby team and not blink twice #whatawoman

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

A new one of mine - Sharron Davies the former swimmer

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By *utoneoutMan
over a year ago

Valleys

The eldest stark girl off game of thrones mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike Brown

I worship the cunt

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

"Benaz Akhar, the weather woman on the Welsh news, pure filth she is!

Defiantly. But she is hot, is that a guilty pleasure?

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

Vicky Coren Mitchell. Ok she's hot and not really embarrassing, but oh that voice!!!

Ditto on the Carol Kirkwood comments above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be weird but.......... felma from scooby due... I know in the later years they made her sexy. But I liked the look feck knows why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goran ivanisavich ohhh baby!!!

He gets my deuces flowing big time

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By *wm 10Man
over a year ago

cwmbran

Kelly brook ,,big breakfast days ,best body on t v ,(never wanked so much )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kelly brook ,,big breakfast days ,best body on t v ,(never wanked so much ) "

Yeah that's an embarrassing crush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holly hunter was mine for some reason lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dominic Littlewood

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

"Dominic Littlewood"

Really!! Like, wow. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrol Vordeman looks bloody good for gilf

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Terese Willis on Neighbours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meg & Louis from Family Guy

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Jess Glynn

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Jodie Whitaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daniel Craig - my fuck buddy looks like him result xxlol

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By *rsbrooksandjohnCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

An old favourite used to be

Molly ringwald from the 80's

But also sheena easten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorraine Kelly it is for me

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By *ev and TrevCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Matthew gray gubler aka spencer Reid from criminal minds.....no explanation needed.

Steve Tyler from Aerosmith, I think he would be absolutely filthy

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By *ev and TrevCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Oh and Sam Elliott of roadhouse fame, he has a voice that could melt chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suranne Jones, even though Dr Foster and her ex are psycho

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By *JJJJxMan
over a year ago

RCT

There are some seriously twisted individuals in this thread...

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Meg & Louis from Family Guy"

Always though Bonny was quite hot.

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Suranne Jones, even though Dr Foster and her ex are psycho"

She is fucking HOT!!!

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By *unsters66Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Margot Leadbetter from the Good life and Becky Mantin weather girl....she always winks... Mr...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suranne Jones, even though Dr Foster and her ex are psycho

She is fucking HOT!!! "

And she's on again tonight e

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

ALEX POLIZZI .....

Before you ask 'whoooooo??'

Its the lady who plays 'The Hotel Inspector' on Channel 5....

Well .... we all have odd thoughts LOL

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By *CDecauxMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Jennifer Tilly - that voice makes my dick twitch just hearing it.

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By *rsbrooksandjohnCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Mrs b's is idris elba

Mine among many is diana rigg

Or even finella fielding ( in carry on screaming)

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

"Suranne Jones, even though Dr Foster and her ex are psycho"

Preferred her in corrie before she lost she curves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is Sharon osbourne

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By *anter and baguetteCouple
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

Definitely Nigella Lawson for us both

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By *anter and baguetteCouple
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

"Definitely Nigella Lawson for us both

Any lookalikes drop us a message xx

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Mine is Sharon osbourne"

Now that IS embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigel Slater or Laurence Lewellyn for me.

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Definitely Nigella Lawson for us both

Any lookalikes drop us a message xx"

Nigella. Yes. Fuck. Absolutely. More of a life long possession of my soul rather than a crush perhaps.

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

"Definitely Nigella Lawson for us both

Me to, but again looked better before losing weight.

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Totally agree; her curves suited her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alex Pollizi - The Hotel Inspector.

Louis Theroux - I imagine him to be a sex God.

Professor Brian Cox - fuck me all shapes Bri"

Alex Pollizi...... fuck me boots on and tits always hanging out ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alex Pollizi - The Hotel Inspector.

Louis Theroux - I imagine him to be a sex God.

Professor Brian Cox - fuck me all shapes Bri"

what about buck the trumpet player? now he is stonkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crissy Hind in her day.

Jamie Lee Curtis

Suzie Dent

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

Lisa Nandy - Labour MP

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Lisa Nandy - Labour MP"

Never heard of her!

Just googled her, and I concur

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By *utoneoutMan
over a year ago

Valleys

Oh yeah

Always gets me hard on news programmes

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By *utoneoutMan
over a year ago

Valleys

All nipples no boobs tho

Still sexy

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Got a massive crush on Jodie Marsh lately

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

"All nipples no boobs tho

Still sexy"

No way she's packing plenty.

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

Ok, here's another one for you.

The girl in the Halifax advert where top cat is trying to raise the money for a new house/trash can.

Bet you never thought you'd read that sentence on this site lol.

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Ok, here's another one for you.

The girl in the Halifax advert where top cat is trying to raise the money for a new house/trash can.

Bet you never thought you'd read that sentence on this site lol."

Just seen that advert. She is fit

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

Victoria Coren Mitchell ....

Does she count as 'embarasing ? I dont really think so - great rack, funny and naughty with the posh totty angle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely Nigella Lawson for us both

Me to, but again looked better before losing weight."

Fucking hell I didn't realise she had lost so much weight as she isn't someone I follow. I think she looks amazing now and she obviously worked hard

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By *ueynteMan
over a year ago

Cowbridge

"David Cameron....I'll get my coat"

..completely lost my morning erection when I read this..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alex Pollizi - The Hotel Inspector.

Louis Theroux - I imagine him to be a sex God.

Professor Brian Cox - fuck me all shapes Bri

what about buck the trumpet player? now he is stonkin

"
very true Buck xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Cameron....I'll get my coat

..completely lost my morning erection when I read this.."

I love him

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

"Victoria Coren Mitchell ....

Does she count as 'embarasing ? I dont really think so - great rack, funny and naughty with the posh totty angle...."

Defiantly! But as I mentioned her above I get to ask her out first if she's single again lol.

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Darcey Bussell

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Jessica Rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan Reynolds definitely

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Victoria Coren Mitchell ....

Does she count as 'embarasing ? I dont really think so - great rack, funny and naughty with the posh totty angle....

Defiantly! But as I mentioned her above I get to ask her out first if she's single again lol.

Why wait until she's single?

She could be a cuck queen for all you know

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

"Victoria Coren Mitchell ....

Does she count as 'embarasing ? I dont really think so - great rack, funny and naughty with the posh totty angle....

Defiantly! But as I mentioned her above I get to ask her out first if she's single again lol.

Why wait until she's single?

She could be a cuck queen for all you know

Holy mosses, now there's a thought!

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Blanka Vlasic

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Jacque Oatley

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By *rsbrooksandjohnCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Holy hunter

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Justness been watching SSN - Vicky Gomersall

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