FabSwingers.com forum: Qualities you don't like

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So we've had the ones that you go for. What are the qualities that you really don't like in a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people use photos that are from 3 years ago and look completely different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selective with the truth (especially when it comes to marital status)

Boring

Shy

A false sense of self importance

A small cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When people use photos that are from 3 years ago and look completely different "
ive never understood the point of this! It's such a stupid thing to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Selective with the truth (especially when it comes to marital status)

Boring

Shy

A false sense of self importance

A small cock"
slug cocks are a big no no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All chat and flirty on phone but can't hold a conversation on a meet ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people use photos that are from 3 years ago and look completely different "
This

really boils my piss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When people use photos that are from 3 years ago and look completely different This

really boils my piss

never head that expression before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So we've had the ones that you go for. What are the qualities that you really don't like in a meet?

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When they only make eye contact with your cleavage....

My eyes are on my forehead not my chest

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Smelly body and/or breath.

Arrogance

Rudeness

Not taking no for an answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly body and/or breath.

Arrogance

Rudeness

Not taking no for an answer"

Pushiness and entitlement is such a huge turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So we've had the ones that you go for. What are the qualities that you really don't like in a meet?

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Arrogance

When they chat continuously about ex partners

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smelly body and/or breath.

Arrogance

Rudeness

Not taking no for an answer"
not taking no for an answer drives me insane!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There phone keeps beeping and they constantly check it .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There phone keeps beeping and they constantly check it . "
ooo big bug bear in real life! Not so much fab... however it is very rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of honesty before you meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There phone keeps beeping and they constantly check it . ooo big bug bear in real life! Not so much fab... however it is very rude! "

Yes mine as well if your meeting someone put it on silent .

I understand we have children and sometimes need to check but constant beeps . Grrrrrrr. Xx

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Rudeness

Arrogance

Possessiveness

Poor Hygiene

Man Utd supporters

The list is probably quite a bit longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lack of honesty before you meet "

l like meeting a lady and finding out it has meat and two veg. Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lack of honesty before you meet

l like meeting a lady and finding out it has meat and two veg. Xxxxx

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oahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex and a Sunday dinner? Sounds good to me ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing the wedding ring mark where they just taken it off in the car xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex and a Sunday dinner? Sounds good to me ????"
extra custard for your pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rudeness

stupidity

poor personal care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex and a Sunday dinner? Sounds good to me ???? extra custard for your pudding

I love custard. Not a sexual innuendo , I just love custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogance

Dirty (washing wise)

That's about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad time keeping.

Attention seeking.

Egotism.

Bigots.

People who jump to the wrong conclusions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opinionated

gobby

pushy

dissrespectful

know it alls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Opinionated

gobby

pushy

dissrespectful

know it alls

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Oi..leave me out of this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor hygiene

Inability to hold a conversation

Unable to understand a woman's body & follow the cues

Lacking in confidence

No general respect

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

Smelly foofs

bad breath

Biters

bullshitters

Non swallowers

Back scratchers

Constantly on mobile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smelly foofs

bad breath

Biters

bullshitters

Non swallowers

Back scratchers

Constantly on mobile

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back scratchers? Please explain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My god, you are a picky bunch. Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly foofs

bad breath

Biters

bullshitters

Non swallowers

Back scratchers

Constantly on mobile

Foofs hahahaha Foofs like! :')

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

"Smelly foofs

bad breath

Biters

bullshitters

Non swallowers

Back scratchers

Constantly on mobile

back scratchers? Please explain!

Ladies who scratch my back with their nails lol

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

"Smelly foofs

bad breath

Biters

bullshitters

Non swallowers

Back scratchers

Constantly on mobile

Must add ladies who clenched their legs tight when your going down on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly foofs

bad breath

Biters

bullshitters

Non swallowers

Back scratchers

Constantly on mobile

Must add ladies who clenched their legs tight when your going down on them. "
surely minging feet should be top of everyone's lists??

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Liars

Bad body odour

Smelly breath

Big head (unless its the cock we're talking about

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Rudeness

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

"Smelly foofs

bad breath

Biters

bullshitters

Non swallowers

Back scratchers

Constantly on mobile

Must add ladies who clenched their legs tight when your going down on them. surely minging feet should be top of everyone's lists??"

Pig trotter feet and sleepers(arrange meet lay on sofa sleeps 10 hours)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm now paranoid about my feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be paranoid about your feet, have you seen Max's??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure I want to "
tbf I wish I hadn't x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel the need to show you mine now

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By *aughty-MittsCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Huge ego's. There's a big difference with being confident and big ego's. Met one couple and you can tell the man absolutely loved him self and thought he was gods gift...huge turn off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel the need to show you mine now "
please don't - I hate feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly body and/or breath.

Arrogance

Rudeness

Not taking no for an answer

Pushiness and entitlement is such a huge turn off

Rudeness

Arrogance

Poor hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a meet, I don’t like:

People who think they have all the answers when you speak

People who, constantly talk about previous meets

People who are unhygienic and stink

People who seem great on line and turn out to be the opposite

People who turn up at a meet as if they just got out of bed

People who have an average body but turn out to be nothing like profile

People who are a couple who turn out to be just the bloke

People who constantly send updates to their mates during a meet

The list is endless .

And worst of all people without a sense of humour lol

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By *iForNowXXMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Smelly foofs

bad breath

Biters

bullshitters

Non swallowers

Back scratchers

Constantly on mobile

Must add ladies who clenched their legs tight when your going down on them. surely minging feet should be top of everyone's lists??"

I have always had a soft spot for your minging feet Jade. Without doubt they are the most delightful minging feet on the whole site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being questioned about previous meets...

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

"Don't be paranoid about your feet, have you seen Max's??"

You wasn't saying that when you was sucking and licking them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old stinking men

Head Gamers (because that's all they have)

Old stinking men that use chemicals on others

Old stinking men

One's that don't take a restraining order seriously

.... Um... Old stinking men...

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

aboulomaniac

phonomaniac

kleptomaniac

flagellomaniac

discomaniac...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who offer to suck my farts

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"Men who offer to suck my farts

I'm sure yours smell of roses....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be paranoid about your feet, have you seen Max's??

You wasn't saying that when you was sucking and licking them lol"

who sucked who's toe in chams??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly foofs

bad breath

Biters

bullshitters

Non swallowers

Back scratchers

Constantly on mobile

Must add ladies who clenched their legs tight when your going down on them. surely minging feet should be top of everyone's lists??

I have always had a soft spot for your minging feet Jade. Without doubt they are the most delightful minging feet on the whole site.

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Thank you Bry. I'm glad someone appreciates them xx

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By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

Self important people, such a turn off

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By *rBeardMan
over a year ago

Mid Glamorgan

"When people use photos that are from 3 years ago and look completely different "

Never mind when people use photos from 3 years ago, when they use other persons photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self important people, such a turn off "
nothing worse than narcissistic folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are all talk and no action!

Dont turn up for meets!

Lie about their age and what i hte the most is people with no verifications and like one or 2 pics tht are cropped so we know their fake!

Boys pretending to be girls! I hate it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being questioned about previous meets...

Definitely... unless that's something that comes up as part of a two way convo you're happy with..

Men on a social that think it's a done deal... one sat there sending "funnies" to his "friends" (all female) and being way too open and told ye woman on the next table why we were meeting and told her about Fab and was amazed when I said "I'm going now"

RUDE !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being questioned about previous meets...

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my meets regularly receive messages from women asking about me... usually in a negative way. Hey ho.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men who offer to suck my farts

I thought that was your specialty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who offer to suck my farts

I thought that was your specialty?

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Don't let the bloody cat out of the bag will you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So we've had the ones that you go for. What are the qualities that you really don't like in a meet?

When they only make eye contact with your cleavage....

My eyes are on my forehead not my chest

I literally just pissed myself reading this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men who offer to suck my farts

I thought that was your specialty?

Don't let the bloody cat out of the bag will you

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everyone will want to try it

lmao

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Meets that already feel like a high maintenance long term relationship after half an hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

self indulgent people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogant people, attention seekers and people who lack self awareness!!and dont know it.lol

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By *elshguy999Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

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By *elshguy999Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Smelly foofs

bad breath

Biters

bullshitters

Non swallowers

Back scratchers

Constantly on mobile

Sounds like my wife

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

People who dont reply when you politely ask 'fancy a shag' hahabhhaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to go with smoking as it's a deal breaker for me

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland

Arrogant men/women

Poor hygiene

Liars

When they don't address us both!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Liars is a big thing for me too!!

And gossiping shit stirrers who spend more time talking about people than finding out the facts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women with a better beard than me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women with a better beard than me "

jealousy is an ugly trait Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women with a better beard than me

jealousy is an ugly trait Mr

The green eyed monster does come out to play in those instances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liars ..if only ppl actually knew the full truth sometimes lol

Pretentiousness

Arrogance

Bitching

Gossiping

Oh God I could go on ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met men like that lol & they wonder why you don't want to have sex with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A minge like a dogs been mauling it

Long winded profiles

Women who call their man a master

Expecting war and peace in first message

Moan about cock pics but only have boobs on profile

Shy in person

Snapchat filters

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Pouring petrol over someone's arse, setting it on fire and then taking them from behind to put it out as an S&M/dare game. It might be funny the first time but it really is just childish. Xxx

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By *hick43Woman
over a year ago

outside cardiff

"A minge like a dogs been mauling it

Long winded profiles

Women who call their man a master

Expecting war and peace in first message

Moan about cock pics but only have boobs on profile

Shy in person

Snapchat filters

A minge like a dogs been mauling it

Creased me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A cock like a little dying slug

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"A cock like a little dying slug"

Because it has been salted and turned to slime. Gruesome and wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cock like a little dying slug

Because it has been salted and turned to slime. Gruesome and wrong.

"
hahaha wet, floppy mess

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Though I quite like a woman who is a wet floppy mess...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Though I quite like a woman who is a wet floppy mess...

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

I know. That was a louche thing to write wasn't it? I always take things took far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot people devoid of all personality and young Men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's simple really a decently written profile. An engaging pic even if it is only torso and a well written message attaching a fave pic.

All the things I have on my profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a woman message someone She knew I was planning to meet saying 'don't meet that fat cnut'

Lovely girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a woman message someone She knew I was planning to meet saying 'don't meet that fat cnut'

Lovely girl

that's happening a lot recently. A couple of my recent verifications have had messages about me.

Says more about them than you x twunts!

This is precisely why I don't show my veris. I don't know why women feel the need to try and tear each other down though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a woman message someone She knew I was planning to meet saying 'don't meet that fat cnut'

Lovely girl

Sorry butt

I won't do it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who can talk the talk but never walk the walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a woman message someone She knew I was planning to meet saying 'don't meet that fat cnut'

Lovely girl

Sorry butt

I won't do it again

Why did you call her a cnut!! Doubt shed mind being called a cunt but cnut is going too far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be jealousy! Nothing worse than people questioning about other meets and if ur still in contact and playing etc and then go on to slating them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a woman message someone She knew I was planning to meet saying 'don't meet that fat cnut'

Lovely girl

Sorry butt

I won't do it again

Why did you call her a cnut!! Doubt shed mind being called a cunt but cnut is going too far "

I know, I know

I overstepped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fuckin pics!!! Not blind date!!! Not attracted to your dazzling pesona!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I don't like the coconut ones, I skip them, I prefer the ones in the purple wrapper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like the coconut ones, I skip them, I prefer the ones in the purple wrapper.

Hahahaha!!!!

Those bloody blue coconut ones are alwayyyys the ones left in tub aren't they

Purple all the way

Great hijack though ..

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I don't like the coconut ones, I skip them, I prefer the ones in the purple wrapper.

Hahahaha!!!!

Those bloody blue coconut ones are alwayyyys the ones left in tub aren't they

Purple all the way

Great hijack though ..

(Doffs cap)

Why, thank you, I aim to please lol!

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By *ickablecoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Glamorgan

Ugly people! Especially when they smile and have no teeth!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Moan about cock pics but only have boobs on profile"

Yup, ome woman slated a guy for having half a dozen or so cock-pics, saying "Is that all you think you are?"...

...she had about 40 tit pics, that is all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who don't say 100%, what they want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a woman message someone She knew I was planning to meet saying 'don't meet that fat cnut'

Lovely girl

Sorry butt

I won't do it again

Listen now Cock teeth. I can accept you calling me a c&@t. You know I actually am one

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a woman message someone She knew I was planning to meet saying 'don't meet that fat cnut'

Lovely girl

that's happening a lot recently. A couple of my recent verifications have had messages about me.

Says more about them than you x twunts!

All the more reason to show them in my view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls smoking when there pregnant. Girls drinking when there pregnant. Girls having sex with strangers when there pregnant.. there is a pattern here

plz jus sit bk rest up and stay healthy.. also girls that don't wash after sex ya foul lol I gotta wash my sticky weaty face cock.hands and balls sure u gotta clean me off ya holes and lips ffs oh and grow some morals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a lot of things i dont particualrly like but can tolerate. Like i dont see the appeal in feet but they dont turn me off. The big no no for me though has to be bad teeth. The rotting away kind where it looks like someone has drawn around the outline with a sharpie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogance. Entitlement. Coarse

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By *allad1Man
over a year ago

Gilwern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People whom have a grossly over inflated opinion of themselves

People that use neologisms in an effort to make themselves appear smart (Asexual,binarism, sapiosexual et al)

Grandstanding on introduction (soz like I ain't got time for a drum roll and fanfare)

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"People whom have a grossly over inflated opinion of themselves

People that use neologisms in an effort to make themselves appear smart (Asexual,binarism, sapiosexual et al)

Grandstanding on introduction (soz like I ain't got time for a drum roll and fanfare)"

Ha ha This so isn't a generalisation, it's clearly one specific person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People whom have a grossly over inflated opinion of themselves

People that use neologisms in an effort to make themselves appear smart (Asexual,binarism, sapiosexual et al)

Grandstanding on introduction (soz like I ain't got time for a drum roll and fanfare)

Ha ha This so isn't a generalisation, it's clearly one specific person.

People that draw erroneous conclusions

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"People whom have a grossly over inflated opinion of themselves

People that use neologisms in an effort to make themselves appear smart (Asexual,binarism, sapiosexual et al)

Grandstanding on introduction (soz like I ain't got time for a drum roll and fanfare)

Ha ha This so isn't a generalisation, it's clearly one specific person.

People that draw erroneous conclusions

so ae you saying that people with grossly inflated opinions of themselves who grandstand during introductions and use neologisms when doing so form a distinct sub-group? If so I think we should all grab our pitchforks and flaming torches and storm their castle ! The forces of modesty and plain English will prevail ! Xxxx

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over a year ago

"People whom have a grossly over inflated opinion of themselves

People that use neologisms in an effort to make themselves appear smart (Asexual,binarism, sapiosexual et al)

Grandstanding on introduction (soz like I ain't got time for a drum roll and fanfare)

Ha ha This so isn't a generalisation, it's clearly one specific person.

People that draw erroneous conclusions

I ain't saying anything fella, merely publishing me musings.

I am of the distinct belief that it was yourself that made inference that my pet dislikes were the attributes of a single entity.

Can you still purchase pitchforks?

Why would a pitch need a fork anyhow?

My torch don't flame (it's wind up) can I sill be in ya gang tho?

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

It was indeed myself who made that assertion, and you can most certainly be in my gang for the castle storming. It would be an honour to have you. We need forks for pitching as to eat it with our fingers would be uncouth (as you can imagine ! )

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over a year ago

"It was indeed myself who made that assertion, and you can most certainly be in my gang for the castle storming. It would be an honour to have you. We need forks for pitching as to eat it with our fingers would be uncouth (as you can imagine ! )

Instead of castles could we do pubs, and as an alternative to storming I'd like to throw hobbling into the mix, nothing like a purposeful hobble?

I can slide into uncouth as easily as a pair of loafers, ergo I still fail to understand why pitches need forks, am I lowering the tone ?

(Sincerest apologies for that pun, me mam read it and put me to bed with no supper)

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

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Alright, pubs it is, and fair enough we'll do hobbling instead of storming with battery torches instead of flaming ones, but the forks are terribly necessary. We're not talking football pitches here - that would be wrong going round stabbing playing fields - we're talking singing. How is our modesty mob going to start off on the right note if we don't have a fork to ting the right pitch?

It would be chaos and we'd never develop proper harmonies so when we met the overinflated neologism mob, they'd laugh at us !!

(You've a very strict Mam. I thought the pun was rather good)

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over a year ago

"Alright, pubs it is, and fair enough we'll do hobbling instead of storming with battery torches instead of flaming ones, but the forks are terribly necessary. We're not talking football pitches here - that would be wrong going round stabbing playing fields - we're talking singing. How is our modesty mob going to start off on the right note if we don't have a fork to ting the right pitch?

It would be chaos and we'd never develop proper harmonies so when we met the overinflated neologism mob, they'd laugh at us !!

(You've a very strict Mam. I thought the pun was rather good) "

They'd probably coin a brand spanking new name for our ilk

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over a year ago

People who tell you they are single and just before you are due to meet you find out they have been with someone for 4 years. Why lie. xx

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