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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

dose anybody have any new chat up line's my favourite is :my face is leaving here i want to see you on it:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!

Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.

Love this post

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!

Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.

Love this post love the underwear one

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By *oddessWoman
over a year ago

swansea

My best ever chat up line (while in club in swansea, before I discovered fab) was 'hi, fancy a shag'.....worked every time!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!

Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.

Love this post

"
eewwwww,slimeball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like chicken. Suck on this it's fowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I've heard is "excuse me are you a single mother?" and if she says no respond with" do you want to be?" haha don't know if this is actually funny to anyone else but I think it's great haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here's one someone on here said to me "your so hot you made the cheese under my foreskin melt" i never replyed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"here's one someone on here said to me "your so hot you made the cheese under my foreskin melt" i never replyed lol"
i like that one dose he mean smeg or cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once while chatting up a young lady I asked wether she had any welsh genes in her. She replied no. So I asked her would she like some!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of the newest i had was - if your friend tries it on once more with me im pouncing on you, please go ask her to try it on again! didnt say funniest i said newest he he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"here's one someone on here said to me "your so hot you made the cheese under my foreskin melt" i never replyed lol"

It's funny but would it work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

my t-shirt would look good on your bedroom floor..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat at Swingers club- you've beautiful breasts can I kiss them.... No it didn't work lol x

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By *hris2468Man
over a year ago

swansea

got any welsh in you???? want some???

used to be a fave whenever crossing the border back in the day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it used to be, here's 10p go and phone your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a T shirt that read, "if i'm not in bed by 10.30, Best go home"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you are what you eat so I'm going to be you by the morning....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heard this corny line a few times in my younger days!!

When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.

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