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Whats everyone's best chat up line?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's everyone's best chat up lines, the more creative the better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't use them as I'm ever so shy but I love 'Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven?'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't use them as I'm ever so shy but I love 'Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven?' "

My favourite is - are you a slide because I'd like too go down on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, did you just fart??...... Cause you just blew me away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your phone in your back pocket, cause your ass is calling me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna bonk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like fruit?

You do? Well suck my cock it's a peach.

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

Read one on here the other day that made me laugh.

"I hear your looking for a stud, I got the std now all I need is u"

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By *shrop_cpleCouple
over a year ago

Ceredigion

Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? No? Well, lie down there so i can talk to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got any irish in you.....cuz my penis is dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got any irish in you.....cuz my penis is dublin "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So "fancy a fuck?" has gone out of fashion then...?

Your dress looks lovely...it would look even nicer on my bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy- "Fancy pizza and a fuck" ?????

Girl- uh NO!!!!

Guy- "what ??!! You don't like Pizza??!!!!"

Guy at slutlins said this to me and that was me done. .loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy- "Fancy pizza and a fuck" ?????

Girl- uh NO!!!!

Guy- "what ??!! You don't like Pizza??!!!!"

Guy at slutlins said this to me and that was me done. .loved it

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I mean.... hes got a point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got spanner eyes ................thay make my nuts tight when I look at them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in those beautiful dark eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a scale of 1-10 your a 9! But I'm the 1 you need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a scale of 1-10 your a 9! But I'm the 1 you need "

That's dreadful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a scale of 1-10 your a 9! But I'm the 1 you need

That's dreadful "

Hey bet I can beat that...

I'm not your fred Flintstone but...bet I can make your bed rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got home insurance?

Why ?

Cos I'm gonna smash your back doors in!

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got great legs,what time do they open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aye ya don't sweat much for a fat lass do ya

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

This works evey time....

Can I fist punch you in your fart box....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of a bowling ball.. .....i want to pick you up and bang you down a lane!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have pet insurance ????

Coz your pussy getting fucked tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?!

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By *anter and baguetteCouple
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

I would hide every chair in the world to have you sit on my face.

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

If you were a washing machine, I'd put my dirty load inside you....

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By *anter and baguetteCouple
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

Let's play breathalyzer. ......you blow this as hard as you can and I'll tell you how d*unk you are.

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By *he Lady and the TrampCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

How much does a polar bear weigh

Just enough to break the ice ??X

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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