FabSwingers.com forum: Stupidest thing you've done

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok thought I'd post this because sometimes I amaze myself with how stupid I can be

So this morning I thought I'd lost my phone and genuinely was looking round the house for my phone so I could ring it and find it !?!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I've done this while on the phone to my mate and actually said to her "I can't find my phone" face palm moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahaha, glad I'm not alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking everywhere for my glasses....

It's a good job that I've got my glasses on or I wouldn't be able to see where I'm looking...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking everywhere for my glasses....

It's a good job that I've got my glasses on or I wouldn't be able to see where I'm looking...!

Saw annievixen going on a walk and before i was aware of her profile and never stoped!! Haven't seen her since to be able to stop after reading the profile!!!

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

Said thank you to a cash point once when the money came out. Felt pretty stupid but chuckled my way to the pub after it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joined fab.

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Said sorry when I bumped into a mirror in a shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joined fab. "

Same

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"Said sorry when I bumped into a mirror in a shop"

I've done this too

I'm just to polite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Said sorry when I bumped into a mirror in a shop

I've done this too

I'm just to polite lol "

I hate when someone clearly bumps into you & you're the one says sorry, I do this all the bloody time like Im apologising for even being there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Said sorry when I bumped into a mirror in a shop

I've done this too

I'm just to polite lol

I hate when someone clearly bumps into you & you're the one says sorry, I do this all the bloody time like Im apologising for even being there lol

Omg I hate this also

But I usually end up talking to myself saying

Hang on how come I'm saying sorry when they bumped into me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joined fab.

Same

This this this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joined fab.

Same

This this this

Joined benaughty....slippery slope lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joined fab.

Same

This this this

Joined benaughty....slippery slope lol"

Omg benaughty is the pits, they splash your profile across loads of sites, made for some entertaining conversations, trying to explain you're not a big titted granny seeking anal fun

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"Joined fab.

Same

This this this

Joined benaughty....slippery slope lol

Omg benaughty is the pits, they splash your profile across loads of sites, made for some entertaining conversations, trying to explain you're not a big titted granny seeking anal fun

Sounds positively delicious

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joined fab.

Same

This this this

Joined benaughty....slippery slope lol

Omg benaughty is the pits, they splash your profile across loads of sites, made for some entertaining conversations, trying to explain you're not a big titted granny seeking anal fun

Don't lie Peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joined fab.

Same

This this this

Joined benaughty....slippery slope lol

Omg benaughty is the pits, they splash your profile across loads of sites, made for some entertaining conversations, trying to explain you're not a big titted granny seeking anal fun

Don't lie Peach

Ffs P as I was typing that I'm thinking mmm mmm that could actually be me...on occasion, minus the big tits

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Dated my ex

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Gave in one night and slept with my stalker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gave in one night and slept with my stalker. "

Ding Ding Ding - We have a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually after last nights shenanigans I can safely say the stupidest thing I have ever done is come to fucking Barry. Get me the fuck back to Neath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually after last nights shenanigans I can safely say the stupidest thing I have ever done is come to fucking Barry. Get me the fuck back to Neath

Oi , there's nothing wrong with Barry ! That's my town !

To be fair I'd never go on a night out down here tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joined fab.

Same

This this this

Joined benaughty....slippery slope lol

Omg benaughty is the pits, they splash your profile across loads of sites, made for some entertaining conversations, trying to explain you're not a big titted granny seeking anal fun

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Gave in one night and slept with my stalker.

Ding Ding Ding - We have a winner

Ha ha. It was very stupid, though the stalking reduced quite dramatically afterwards which, perhaps, is a comment on my capacity to disappoint even the disturbed.

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

"Gave in one night and slept with my stalker.

Ding Ding Ding - We have a winner

Always remember the old saying. You can't make some one fall in love with You, all you can do is stalk them until they give in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually after last nights shenanigans I can safely say the stupidest thing I have ever done is come to fucking Barry. Get me the fuck back to Neath

Oi , there's nothing wrong with Barry ! That's my town !

To be fair I'd never go on a night out down here tho "

Plenty wrong with the people

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Gave in one night and slept with my stalker.

Ding Ding Ding - We have a winner

Always remember the old saying. You can't make some one fall in love with You, all you can do is stalk them until they give in.

Hahahaha

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Gave in one night and slept with my stalker.

Ding Ding Ding - We have a winner

Always remember the old saying. You can't make some one fall in love with You, all you can do is stalk them until they give in.

soooo true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uploading a pic and not selecting "friends only" or "private" before clicking upload..

One hour and 42 Dick pics later...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uploading a pic and not selecting "friends only" or "private" before clicking upload..

One hour and 42 Dick pics later... "

Yeah sorry about that.

By the way, what did you think of my cock?

C'mon tell me, I desperately crave the attention!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add me on Facebook

You'll see my daily fk ups .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married the wrong woman!

Rode me financially!

Rode me emotionally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After shopping I was returning the trolley to the park thing and leaning on the back scooting along (as you do) when I saw two women in tight jeans loading the boot of their car. Leering/Perving whatever I lost my balance on the trolley handle; trolley flips up I hit and slide along the tarmac. Trolley flies off across car park, oh and I've managed to attract enough attention for the women to turn around and look.

Mike

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Add me on Facebook

You'll see my daily fk ups ....."

I don't do fakebook sorry honey

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

By Miss MaverickFind posts by Miss Maverick Woman

3 minutes ago

South Wales

I was staying at my parents place getting ready for a night out. They shouted to my room that they were going out... "great" I thought. I waited to hear the front door close before heading downstairs naked, to put MTV on loud.

As I was standing starkers in the living room flicking through the channels, I started to hear voices. Then noticed my dad chatting to the neighbour over the garden wall- who both turned and looked straight at me through the patio doors.....

rather than run for my life, I thought I'd lie flat, face down, on the carpet instead... wtf?!!? .

Still to this day I had no idea what I was thinking, as I was then stuck, like a startl fish, with two men wondering what the hell I was doing

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By *he Lady and the TrampCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Got married twice before the current one and that's both of us, hence the reason we are broke but happy lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

By Miss MaverickFind posts by Miss Maverick Woman

3 minutes ago

South Wales

rather than run for my life, I thought I'd lie flat, face down, on the carpet instead... wtf?!!? .

Still to this day I had no idea what I was thinking, as I was then stuck, like a startl fish, with two men wondering what the hell I was doing

This ones hilarious

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

By Miss MaverickFind posts by Miss Maverick Woman

3 minutes ago

South Wales

rather than run for my life, I thought I'd lie flat, face down, on the carpet instead... wtf?!!? .

Still to this day I had no idea what I was thinking, as I was then stuck, like a startl fish, with two men wondering what the hell I was doing

That is so the funniest thing I've read in ages !

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By *wjadMan
over a year ago

Aldershot/south Wales

Said love you to my boss Instead of saying thank you. Felt like a right tit

???? all fun and games though

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By *ovingcplwalesCouple
over a year ago

Bangor

OMFG!! I nearly wet my pants reading this I (female of the couple) would have his behind the sofa in shame lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked my neighbour in the flat below lol talk about shitting on your own doorstep ha ha

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By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Good one ! Made it impossible for either of you to bring anyone back for a long time afterwards, though, I'd have thought.

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