little johnny how many jokes about him do you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asks what's wrong.

"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Boss: *Shouting* "Little Johnny come to my office right now..."

Little Johnny: "Yes sir"!

Boss : "Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?"

Little Johnny: "Yes sir!, the customer is always right".

Boss : "So what were you arguing about with that customer?"

Little Johnny: "He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir"!

Boss: "That bustard. What did u say to him?"

Little Johnny: "I told him he's right....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square.

The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?”

“I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,” answers Johnny.

The mayor is shocked, “Surely your father had better be doing that?”

Little Johnny thinks about it for a bit and shakes his head, “Nah, I think it’s really best left with the bulls.”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nice ones

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