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"You should have said "only if you do it first!" "Gutted! What a missed opportunity  | |||
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"You should have said "only if you do it first!"
Gutted! What a missed opportunity "Meh, its a gift, use it on the next guy... lets face it, there are no shortage of numpties on here lol!  | |||
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"I'm hoping to God he didn't mean around the chops lol " lol I don't think so, he wanted me to wee on him too, not sure if it was during or afterwards.... | |||
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"You should have said "only if you do it first!"
Gutted! What a missed opportunity
Meh, its a gift, use it on the next guy... lets face it, there are no shortage of numpties on here lol! "I've just been asked to send my toenail clippings to someone, def not asking him to send first | |||
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"I'm hoping to God he didn't mean around the chops lol lol I don't think so, he wanted me to wee on him too, not sure if it was during or afterwards.... "Lmfao!! Uve jus gone and made me spit my drink over myself!! | |||
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"You should have said "only if you do it first!"
Gutted! What a missed opportunity
Meh, its a gift, use it on the next guy... lets face it, there are no shortage of numpties on here lol!
I've just been asked to send my toenail clippings to someone, def not asking him to send first "Times like this I'm kinda glad I'm sort of vanilla lol | |||
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"I'm hoping to God he didn't mean around the chops lol lol I don't think so, he wanted me to wee on him too, not sure if it was during or afterwards....
Lmfao!! Uve jus gone and made me spit my drink over myself!! "Ah, pretending it's my wee eh? | |||
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"I'm hoping to God he didn't mean around the chops lol lol I don't think so, he wanted me to wee on him too, not sure if it was during or afterwards....
Lmfao!! Uve jus gone and made me spit my drink over myself!!
Ah, pretending it's my wee eh? "Oh no!! Now uve given me a rock on in my trousers... Thanks lol | |||
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"I'm hoping to God he didn't mean around the chops lol lol I don't think so, he wanted me to wee on him too, not sure if it was during or afterwards....
Lmfao!! Uve jus gone and made me spit my drink over myself!!
Ah, pretending it's my wee eh?
Oh no!! Now uve given me a rock on in my trousers... Thanks lol "My work here is done  | |||
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"I'm hoping to God he didn't mean around the chops lol lol I don't think so, he wanted me to wee on him too, not sure if it was during or afterwards....
Lmfao!! Uve jus gone and made me spit my drink over myself!!
Ah, pretending it's my wee eh?
Oh no!! Now uve given me a rock on in my trousers... Thanks lol
My work here is done "And thanks to u my work has just began haha | |||
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"I'm hoping to God he didn't mean around the chops lol lol I don't think so, he wanted me to wee on him too, not sure if it was during or afterwards....
Lmfao!! Uve jus gone and made me spit my drink over myself!!
Ah, pretending it's my wee eh?
Oh no!! Now uve given me a rock on in my trousers... Thanks lol
My work here is done
And thanks to u my work has just began haha "Better out than in eh? | |||
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"I'm hoping to God he didn't mean around the chops lol lol I don't think so, he wanted me to wee on him too, not sure if it was during or afterwards....
Lmfao!! Uve jus gone and made me spit my drink over myself!!
Ah, pretending it's my wee eh?
Oh no!! Now uve given me a rock on in my trousers... Thanks lol
My work here is done
And thanks to u my work has just began haha
Better out than in eh? "Haha now that depends.... If I wasn't alone then I'd say both! Lol | |||
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"I'm hoping to God he didn't mean around the chops lol lol I don't think so, he wanted me to wee on him too, not sure if it was during or afterwards....
Lmfao!! Uve jus gone and made me spit my drink over myself!!
Ah, pretending it's my wee eh?
Oh no!! Now uve given me a rock on in my trousers... Thanks lol
My work here is done
And thanks to u my work has just began haha
Better out than in eh?
Haha now that depends.... If I wasn't alone then I'd say both! Lol"Fair point well made | |||
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"Perplexed as to why this guy thought it was a good opening line...or am I being too picky?!?! "I've been asked this too... my response "providing I can fist punch your fart box" | |||
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 Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up  | |||
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"Perplexed as to why this guy thought it was a good opening line...or am I being too picky?!?! I've been asked this too... my response "providing I can fist punch your fart box" "Haha besutufully put, I'll have to remember that one! | |||
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"Full of good ideas me see Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up "Glad to have been if assistance.....talking of dead, a guy once asked me to play dead whilst he had sex with me - even said he'd open the window so I was authentically cold....can't make up shit like this | |||
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"Full of good ideas me see Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up
Glad to have been if assistance.....talking of dead, a guy once asked me to play dead whilst he had sex with me - even said he'd open the window so I was authentically cold....can't make up shit like this "Wahaha and I thought I had some horror stories!! God help if I had a drink with u I'd probably be on the floor crying with Laughter blowing snot bubbles lol | |||
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"Full of good ideas me see Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up
Glad to have been if assistance.....talking of dead, a guy once asked me to play dead whilst he had sex with me - even said he'd open the window so I was authentically cold....can't make up shit like this
Wahaha and I thought I had some horror stories!! God help if I had a drink with u I'd probably be on the floor crying with Laughter blowing snot bubbles lol"Snot bubbles?! Now that's properly kinky shit, pervert | |||
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"Full of good ideas me see Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up
Glad to have been if assistance.....talking of dead, a guy once asked me to play dead whilst he had sex with me - even said he'd open the window so I was authentically cold....can't make up shit like this
Wahaha and I thought I had some horror stories!! God help if I had a drink with u I'd probably be on the floor crying with Laughter blowing snot bubbles lol
Snot bubbles?! Now that's properly kinky shit, pervert "Well I have been told I'm the valleys Mr Grey u know haha some people just can't handle the bubbles lol | |||
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"Full of good ideas me see Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up
Glad to have been if assistance.....talking of dead, a guy once asked me to play dead whilst he had sex with me - even said he'd open the window so I was authentically cold....can't make up shit like this
Wahaha and I thought I had some horror stories!! God help if I had a drink with u I'd probably be on the floor crying with Laughter blowing snot bubbles lol
Snot bubbles?! Now that's properly kinky shit, pervert
Well I have been told I'm the valleys Mr Grey u know haha some people just can't handle the bubbles lol"I'll never again be able to innocently watch an Aero advert lol | |||
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"Full of good ideas me see Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up
Glad to have been if assistance.....talking of dead, a guy once asked me to play dead whilst he had sex with me - even said he'd open the window so I was authentically cold....can't make up shit like this
Wahaha and I thought I had some horror stories!! God help if I had a drink with u I'd probably be on the floor crying with Laughter blowing snot bubbles lol
Snot bubbles?! Now that's properly kinky shit, pervert
Well I have been told I'm the valleys Mr Grey u know haha some people just can't handle the bubbles lol
I'll never again be able to innocently watch an Aero advert lol "Pmsl touchee if I was blowing brown bubbles then that wud be a problem lol | |||
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"Full of good ideas me see Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up
Glad to have been if assistance.....talking of dead, a guy once asked me to play dead whilst he had sex with me - even said he'd open the window so I was authentically cold....can't make up shit like this
Wahaha and I thought I had some horror stories!! God help if I had a drink with u I'd probably be on the floor crying with Laughter blowing snot bubbles lol
Snot bubbles?! Now that's properly kinky shit, pervert
Well I have been told I'm the valleys Mr Grey u know haha some people just can't handle the bubbles lol
I'll never again be able to innocently watch an Aero advert lol
Pmsl touchee if I was blowing brown bubbles then that wud be a problem lol"Will introduce you to the bloke who thinks it's a good idea to ask to fist someone before saying hello, bet he'd be up for some of that | |||
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"Full of good ideas me see Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up
Glad to have been if assistance.....talking of dead, a guy once asked me to play dead whilst he had sex with me - even said he'd open the window so I was authentically cold....can't make up shit like this
Wahaha and I thought I had some horror stories!! God help if I had a drink with u I'd probably be on the floor crying with Laughter blowing snot bubbles lol
Snot bubbles?! Now that's properly kinky shit, pervert
Well I have been told I'm the valleys Mr Grey u know haha some people just can't handle the bubbles lol
I'll never again be able to innocently watch an Aero advert lol
Pmsl touchee if I was blowing brown bubbles then that wud be a problem lol
Will introduce you to the bloke who thinks it's a good idea to ask to fist someone before saying hello, bet he'd be up for some of that "Umm Ummm Ummm I would but im'a washing me beard that day lol | |||
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"Full of good ideas me see Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up
Glad to have been if assistance.....talking of dead, a guy once asked me to play dead whilst he had sex with me - even said he'd open the window so I was authentically cold....can't make up shit like this
Wahaha and I thought I had some horror stories!! God help if I had a drink with u I'd probably be on the floor crying with Laughter blowing snot bubbles lol
Snot bubbles?! Now that's properly kinky shit, pervert
Well I have been told I'm the valleys Mr Grey u know haha some people just can't handle the bubbles lol
I'll never again be able to innocently watch an Aero advert lol
Pmsl touchee if I was blowing brown bubbles then that wud be a problem lol
Will introduce you to the bloke who thinks it's a good idea to ask to fist someone before saying hello, bet he'd be up for some of that
Umm Ummm Ummm I would but im'a washing me beard that day lol"Is that code for something? | |||
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"Full of good ideas me see Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up
Glad to have been if assistance.....talking of dead, a guy once asked me to play dead whilst he had sex with me - even said he'd open the window so I was authentically cold....can't make up shit like this
Wahaha and I thought I had some horror stories!! God help if I had a drink with u I'd probably be on the floor crying with Laughter blowing snot bubbles lol
Snot bubbles?! Now that's properly kinky shit, pervert
Well I have been told I'm the valleys Mr Grey u know haha some people just can't handle the bubbles lol
I'll never again be able to innocently watch an Aero advert lol
Pmsl touchee if I was blowing brown bubbles then that wud be a problem lol
Will introduce you to the bloke who thinks it's a good idea to ask to fist someone before saying hello, bet he'd be up for some of that
Umm Ummm Ummm I would but im'a washing me beard that day lol
Is that code for something? "Not at all lol just if he wanted to meet me then for some reason my beard always wud need some attention | |||
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"Full of good ideas me see Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up
Glad to have been if assistance.....talking of dead, a guy once asked me to play dead whilst he had sex with me - even said he'd open the window so I was authentically cold....can't make up shit like this
Wahaha and I thought I had some horror stories!! God help if I had a drink with u I'd probably be on the floor crying with Laughter blowing snot bubbles lol
Snot bubbles?! Now that's properly kinky shit, pervert
Well I have been told I'm the valleys Mr Grey u know haha some people just can't handle the bubbles lol
I'll never again be able to innocently watch an Aero advert lol
Pmsl touchee if I was blowing brown bubbles then that wud be a problem lol
Will introduce you to the bloke who thinks it's a good idea to ask to fist someone before saying hello, bet he'd be up for some of that
Umm Ummm Ummm I would but im'a washing me beard that day lol
Is that code for something?
Not at all lol just if he wanted to meet me then for some reason my beard always wud need some attention "And on that note.....  | |||
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"Full of good ideas me see Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up
Glad to have been if assistance.....talking of dead, a guy once asked me to play dead whilst he had sex with me - even said he'd open the window so I was authentically cold....can't make up shit like this
Wahaha and I thought I had some horror stories!! God help if I had a drink with u I'd probably be on the floor crying with Laughter blowing snot bubbles lol
Snot bubbles?! Now that's properly kinky shit, pervert
Well I have been told I'm the valleys Mr Grey u know haha some people just can't handle the bubbles lol
I'll never again be able to innocently watch an Aero advert lol
Pmsl touchee if I was blowing brown bubbles then that wud be a problem lol
Will introduce you to the bloke who thinks it's a good idea to ask to fist someone before saying hello, bet he'd be up for some of that
Umm Ummm Ummm I would but im'a washing me beard that day lol
Is that code for something?
Not at all lol just if he wanted to meet me then for some reason my beard always wud need some attention
And on that note..... "What??? You washing yours??? Lol | |||
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"Full of good ideas me see Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up
Glad to have been if assistance.....talking of dead, a guy once asked me to play dead whilst he had sex with me - even said he'd open the window so I was authentically cold....can't make up shit like this
Wahaha and I thought I had some horror stories!! God help if I had a drink with u I'd probably be on the floor crying with Laughter blowing snot bubbles lol
Snot bubbles?! Now that's properly kinky shit, pervert
Well I have been told I'm the valleys Mr Grey u know haha some people just can't handle the bubbles lol
I'll never again be able to innocently watch an Aero advert lol
Pmsl touchee if I was blowing brown bubbles then that wud be a problem lol
Will introduce you to the bloke who thinks it's a good idea to ask to fist someone before saying hello, bet he'd be up for some of that
Umm Ummm Ummm I would but im'a washing me beard that day lol
Is that code for something?
Not at all lol just if he wanted to meet me then for some reason my beard always wud need some attention
And on that note.....
What??? You washing yours??? Lol"Never wash it, dries it out...moisturise with lard twice a day that's all...never had any complaints | |||
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"Full of good ideas me see Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up
Glad to have been if assistance.....talking of dead, a guy once asked me to play dead whilst he had sex with me - even said he'd open the window so I was authentically cold....can't make up shit like this
Wahaha and I thought I had some horror stories!! God help if I had a drink with u I'd probably be on the floor crying with Laughter blowing snot bubbles lol
Snot bubbles?! Now that's properly kinky shit, pervert
Well I have been told I'm the valleys Mr Grey u know haha some people just can't handle the bubbles lol
I'll never again be able to innocently watch an Aero advert lol
Pmsl touchee if I was blowing brown bubbles then that wud be a problem lol
Will introduce you to the bloke who thinks it's a good idea to ask to fist someone before saying hello, bet he'd be up for some of that
Umm Ummm Ummm I would but im'a washing me beard that day lol
Is that code for something?
Not at all lol just if he wanted to meet me then for some reason my beard always wud need some attention
And on that note.....
What??? You washing yours??? Lol
Never wash it, dries it out...moisturise with lard twice a day that's all...never had any complaints "You been watchin my videos online?? Lol | |||
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"Full of good ideas me see Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up
Glad to have been if assistance.....talking of dead, a guy once asked me to play dead whilst he had sex with me - even said he'd open the window so I was authentically cold....can't make up shit like this
Wahaha and I thought I had some horror stories!! God help if I had a drink with u I'd probably be on the floor crying with Laughter blowing snot bubbles lol
Snot bubbles?! Now that's properly kinky shit, pervert
Well I have been told I'm the valleys Mr Grey u know haha some people just can't handle the bubbles lol
I'll never again be able to innocently watch an Aero advert lol
Pmsl touchee if I was blowing brown bubbles then that wud be a problem lol
Will introduce you to the bloke who thinks it's a good idea to ask to fist someone before saying hello, bet he'd be up for some of that
Umm Ummm Ummm I would but im'a washing me beard that day lol
Is that code for something?
Not at all lol just if he wanted to meet me then for some reason my beard always wud need some attention
And on that note.....
What??? You washing yours??? Lol
Never wash it, dries it out...moisturise with lard twice a day that's all...never had any complaints
You been watchin my videos online?? Lol" www.howtogethardwithlard.com my favourite  | |||
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"Full of good ideas me see Plenty of time to think as it's so dead on here!! Least ur topic cheered me up
Glad to have been if assistance.....talking of dead, a guy once asked me to play dead whilst he had sex with me - even said he'd open the window so I was authentically cold....can't make up shit like this
Wahaha and I thought I had some horror stories!! God help if I had a drink with u I'd probably be on the floor crying with Laughter blowing snot bubbles lol
Snot bubbles?! Now that's properly kinky shit, pervert
Well I have been told I'm the valleys Mr Grey u know haha some people just can't handle the bubbles lol
I'll never again be able to innocently watch an Aero advert lol
Pmsl touchee if I was blowing brown bubbles then that wud be a problem lol
Will introduce you to the bloke who thinks it's a good idea to ask to fist someone before saying hello, bet he'd be up for some of that
Umm Ummm Ummm I would but im'a washing me beard that day lol
Is that code for something?
Not at all lol just if he wanted to meet me then for some reason my beard always wud need some attention
And on that note.....
What??? You washing yours??? Lol
Never wash it, dries it out...moisturise with lard twice a day that's all...never had any complaints
You been watchin my videos online?? Lol
www.howtogethardwithlard.com my favourite "Yup thats me haha | |||
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"How funny to see that HotMeat is the only guy to respond on this thread (fair play mate). All the other fab guys sitting there scratching their testicles thinking that line seems perfectly fine to me!!!lol " Pmsl thing is fella ur probably spot on there | |||
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"How funny to see that HotMeat is the only guy to respond on this thread (fair play mate). All the other fab guys sitting there scratching their testicles thinking that line seems perfectly fine to me!!!lol " The fact you're scratching your own testicles might give you a clue as to why some women just delete similar messsges  | |||
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"Perplexed as to why this guy thought it was a good opening line...or am I being too picky?!?! "Hahahahaha I just laughed out loud , classy guy ! I'm guessing you hit the delete button ? | |||
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 why like
He's into fart sex while worshipping my arse LMAO excuse the pun lol 
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"Well talking of being asked can you take a fist Mine earlier was can I smell your fart why like
He's into fart sex while worshipping my arse LMAO excuse the pun lol
I was heaving at the thought "I know you shouldn't but in my head I'm changing name and shame hhaha | |||
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"Well talking of being asked can you take a fist Mine earlier was can I smell your fart why like
He's into fart sex while worshipping my arse LMAO excuse the pun lol
I was heaving at the thought "Whatever floats your boat haha | |||
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"Perplexed as to why this guy thought it was a good opening line...or am I being too picky?!?!
Hahahahaha I just laughed out loud , classy guy ! I'm guessing you hit the delete button ?"I did but I wish I hadn't now, hope he messages me again, I've got loads of questions | |||
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"Well talking of being asked can you take a fist Mine earlier was can I smell your fart why like
He's into fart sex while worshipping my arse LMAO excuse the pun lol
I was heaving at the thought "I bet there's a market for people who buy ziplock bags that's someone's farted in | |||
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"Well talking of being asked can you take a fist Mine earlier was can I smell your fart why like
He's into fart sex while worshipping my arse LMAO excuse the pun lol
I was heaving at the thought
I bet there's a market for people who buy ziplock bags that's someone's farted in "Now there is a business idea.... Just need a good product name and tag line.... | |||
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