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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just had a message

Ok slut?

Add me on kik now.. I'm going to send you a list of orders every week and you have to send proof to me

I am going to make you be a filthy bitch for me

Now do as your told bitch

Hahahahaha aye! No problem butt! :'')

Somebody's getting the whole dom thing completely wrong lol

What messages do you lot get that you read and think aye!riteo???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha what a dick should of add him and send random picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get messages from blokes from time to time asking if they can take photo of me in the shower or if I want a blow job.

Sheer opportunism.

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By *obodys fool 69Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

had a message from a very classy gentleman "do you take it up the shitter?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some absolute butes on here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"had a message from a very classy gentleman "do you take it up the shitter?"

Oh..so seductive

Smooooooooooth xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me "I'm only here to meet women"

Random bloke "Don't worry about that, just close your eyes."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me "I'm only here to meet women"

Random bloke "Don't worry about that, just close your eyes.""

Hehehe that's brilliant . .

Close your eyes you won't feel my hairy legs..my beard or my 7" rubbing against you ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me "I'm only here to meet women"

Random bloke "Don't worry about that, just close your eyes."

Hehehe that's brilliant . .

Close your eyes you won't feel my hairy legs..my beard or my 7" rubbing against you ?!

I fucking knew you were a bloke really tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me "I'm only here to meet women"

Random bloke "Don't worry about that, just close your eyes."

Hehehe that's brilliant . .

Close your eyes you won't feel my hairy legs..my beard or my 7" rubbing against you ?!

Looked at his profile...he was 6ft 4"...it would have taken a lot of imagination to think of him as a woman.

On a part with the guy wearing a leather mask inviting me over to his flat.

Please tell me I'm not the only bloke this happens to????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me "I'm only here to meet women"

Random bloke "Don't worry about that, just close your eyes."

Hehehe that's brilliant . .

Close your eyes you won't feel my hairy legs..my beard or my 7" rubbing against you ?!

Looked at his profile...he was 6ft 4"...it would have taken a lot of imagination to think of him as a woman.

On a part with the guy wearing a leather mask inviting me over to his flat.

Please tell me I'm not the only bloke this happens to????

It happens to pretty much every guy from what I get told

You can apply filters which prevent single guys from mailing you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best get myself a filter then. And a pitchfork.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me "I'm only here to meet women"

Random bloke "Don't worry about that, just close your eyes."

Hehehe that's brilliant . .

Close your eyes you won't feel my hairy legs..my beard or my 7" rubbing against you ?!

Looked at his profile...he was 6ft 4"...it would have taken a lot of imagination to think of him as a woman.

On a part with the guy wearing a leather mask inviting me over to his flat.

Please tell me I'm not the only bloke this happens to????

Yup..It's just you

All the other guys here are bombarded with stunning 21year old hotties asking for fffffffm's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me "I'm only here to meet women"

Random bloke "Don't worry about that, just close your eyes."

Hehehe that's brilliant . .

Close your eyes you won't feel my hairy legs..my beard or my 7" rubbing against you ?!

Looked at his profile...he was 6ft 4"...it would have taken a lot of imagination to think of him as a woman.

On a part with the guy wearing a leather mask inviting me over to his flat.

Please tell me I'm not the only bloke this happens to????

Yup..It's just you

All the other guys here are bombarded with stunning 21year old hotties asking for fffffffm's

xx"

Stroking my beard wondering if she's being serious...

And my photos seem to get FABBed mostly by blokes too...starting to get a complex now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of tits appearing on here every day, starting to get fed up on here lately, wasn't like this couple of yrs ago. Sad but there you go just block and move on until the next knobhead turns up

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By *ildflowersMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

We had a guy asking us to send all sorts of proof that we were a real couple after he contacted us and asked us for a meet. His final request was for us to send a pic of us both doing the pose that the little bald guy in Austin Powers does when he puts his little finger to his mouth, just to prove we were real. After having written that, it seems so weird' I'm now beginning to think we dreamt it! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We had a guy asking us to send all sorts of proof that we were a real couple after he contacted us and asked us for a meet. His final request was for us to send a pic of us both doing the pose that the little bald guy in Austin Powers does when he puts his little finger to his mouth, just to prove we were real. After having written that, it seems so weird' I'm now beginning to think we dreamt it! ??"

Did you pose for that pic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahaha nope ! This is fab...It definitely happened

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By *ildflowersMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Haha, we were going to pose but not using our little fingers! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha, we were going to pose but not using our little fingers! ??"

If you come across a little bald guy who is part of a couple on here you should ask him to do that Austin Powers pose...just for fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had one of a couple aprantly it's the female will you sudce my boyfriend but he does not no about this and send me pictures ... in other words your a male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him (new profile, no pics, blank profile) - fancy a fuck?

Me - no thanks

Him - you're going to fuck me just accept it

Me - not happening sorry

Him - ok I'll give you money, that way I get your wet knickers after I fuck your ass making your pussy squirt

Wow , that was me sold xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Him (new profile, no pics, blank profile) - fancy a fuck?

Me - no thanks

Him - you're going to fuck me just accept it

Me - not happening sorry

Him - ok I'll give you money, that way I get your wet knickers after I fuck your ass making your pussy squirt

Wow , that was me sold xx"

They are just the bet aren't they ^^^ xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Best* ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good to see chivalry is not dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha, we were going to pose but not using our little fingers! ??

If you come across a little bald guy who is part of a couple on here you should ask him to do that Austin Powers pose...just for fun."
hay im a little bald guy not that little though or I'd have 3 legs lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are just the bet aren't they ^^^ xx"

I couldn't reply and meet him fast enough!!xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha, we were going to pose but not using our little fingers! ??

If you come across a little bald guy who is part of a couple on here you should ask him to do that Austin Powers pose...just for fun. hay im a little bald guy not that little though or I'd have 3 legs

lol..

I bet there are loads of men who fit that description on here...Be careful, they will be reading this and messaging you.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"We had one of a couple aprantly it's the female will you sudce my boyfriend but he does not no about this and send me pictures ... in other words your a male

Yup, we had this one too!

Another variant is a fem profile, and she asks if you will contact her "BF" profile and see if he will play, as she wants proof he's cheating

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By *roggMan
over a year ago

haverfordwest

Apart from the social scene in South Wales I don't have much in the way of meets down here but I try and treat people with respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.

Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'

Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.

Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.

Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?

Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.

Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'

Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.

Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.

Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?

Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid

Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.

I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.

Ah fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

message from guy : hi both hope you're well

our reply : yes we're great thanks

his reply : I take it that's a no then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.

Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'

Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.

Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.

Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?

Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid

Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.

I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.

Ah fuck it

So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.

It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.

Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'

Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.

Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.

Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?

Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid

Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.

I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.

Ah fuck it

So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.

It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..

Not at all. If I messaged a guy for a meet and he said sorry you're too big/small/short/tall etc I would quite happilly move along as I am sure most other fems would. Ladies don't seem to have this overwhelming sense of entitlement that many men do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.

Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'

Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.

Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.

Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?

Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid

Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.

I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.

Ah fuck it

So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.

It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..

Same here missp. Life is to short (and so am i) to get hung up on that shit.. i prefer to be friendly, gentlemanly. And if we click fine if not made a friend. I know it's a sex site. But I can't and won't just shag anyone.. does that make me weird???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.

Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'

Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.

Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.

Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?

Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid

Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.

I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.

Ah fuck it

So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.

It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..

No that is normal behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank the Lord in not weird...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.

Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'

Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.

Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.

Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?

Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid

Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.

I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.

Ah fuck it

So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.

It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..

Not at all. I'm way too fat for some men.. am I bothered?? Not in the slightest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.

Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'

Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.

Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.

Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?

Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid

Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.

I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.

Ah fuck it

So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.

It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..

Not at all. I'm way too fat for some men.. am I bothered?? Not in the slightest!"

You ain't fat hun. When devinci painted women did he paint stick figures no!! Painted real women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.

Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'

Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.

Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.

Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?

Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid

Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.

I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.

Ah fuck it

So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.

It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..

Not at all. I'm way too fat for some men.. am I bothered?? Not in the slightest!

You ain't fat hun. When devinci painted women did he paint stick figures no!! Painted real women.

Very kind of you to say so. I'm definitely fat tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just pointing out that one person's fat is another beauty..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.

Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'

Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.

Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.

Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?

Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid

Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.

I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.

Ah fuck it

So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.

It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..

Not at all. I'm way too fat for some men.. am I bothered?? Not in the slightest!

You ain't fat hun. When devinci painted women did he paint stick figures no!! Painted real women.

All women are real

Whatever size they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.

Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'

Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.

Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.

Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?

Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid

Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.

I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.

Ah fuck it

So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.

It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..

Not at all. I'm way too fat for some men.. am I bothered?? Not in the slightest!

You ain't fat hun. When devinci painted women did he paint stick figures no!! Painted real women.

All women are real

Whatever size they are

Damn right missp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.

Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'

Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.

Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.

Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?

Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid

Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.

I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.

Ah fuck it

So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.

It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..

This ..I've never known a girl off here get arsy because a guy has said she's too tall .short thin ..whatever (probably because it never happens ) men don't fave preferences do they ??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.

Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'

Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.

Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.

Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?

Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid

Hahaha I can just see you now ..Led by your front door lol

I look like a right bitch too.. Read my must haves etc. Must be 5ft 10 lol... Tough! My choice xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.

Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'

Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.

Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.

Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?

Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid

Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.

I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.

Ah fuck it

So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.

It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..

This ..I've never known a girl off here get arsy because a guy has said she's too tall .short thin ..whatever (probably because it never happens ) men don't fave preferences do they ??? Lol

Men have set criteria on here. "Does she have a pulse?...It's not essential".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we all had the same taste, it would be awfully boring.

I would never knowingly hurt someone's feelings tho. I explain that shorter men take me out of my comfort zone and I wouldn't be very confident. And I'd hate to give someone a crap shag hahaha!

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.

Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'

Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.

Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.

Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?

Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid

Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.

I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.

Ah fuck it

So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.

It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..

This ..I've never known a girl off here get arsy because a guy has said she's too tall .short thin ..whatever (probably because it never happens ) men don't fave preferences do they ??? Lol

Men have set criteria on here. "Does she have a pulse?...It's not essential"."

Hahaha I love it!

That's how it feels sometimes with the calibre of messages they send..

Oh well onwards and upwards as they say

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over a year ago

"Ahh I tend to go for the taller guys (those of you who know me, know I'm part giant) so I'll tell a chap I'm not interested on the grounds I'm a foot taller then him in heels.

Out comes the old 'we are all the same laying down'

Ummm. Do I shrink back to 5ft3 when I'm laying down? Do men magically grow to over 6ft when laying down? I politely decline again.

Then I'm a prick for politely declining because after all, we won't be getting married, nor walking next to each other.

Duw duw. Am I supposed to just lay by my front door waiting for short men so I don't have to stand next to any of them?

Why am I rantin at just gone 8am?! Deffo need to get laid

Ah the old "all the same laying down" line.

I like my men tall also but feel like I'm being a cunt by saying no to anyone under at least 5ft 10, as many of them get arsey when I say they're shorter than what I'm looking for.

Ah fuck it

So do you girls get pissed off or arsey when I prefer girl with big arses and big boobs.

It all personal taste if you like tall guys there you go..

This ..I've never known a girl off here get arsy because a guy has said she's too tall .short thin ..whatever (probably because it never happens ) men don't fave preferences do they ??? Lol

Men have set criteria on here. "Does she have a pulse?...It's not essential".

Hahaha I love it!

That's how it feels sometimes with the calibre of messages they send..

Oh well onwards and upwards as they say

Or "Any age, looks considered"

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over a year ago

Endless men messaging me. Straight doesn't seem to sit with them very well.

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over a year ago

South Wales

I get several "weird" messages a day, these are the latest....

Hey! how are you? Love your pics by the way

Ill be honest, im looking for a female friend for a hot girl mate of mine whos looking for other mates to chat to and see where it leads and i know she will love you! Please message back telling me if youre interested

Do you fancy earning some cash. I'll send you money via PayPal if you let me call you and talk dirty to me and send me naughty snapchats. Would you be interested? Xx

Hi there, I'm new to swinging and this site, I'm a cheeky but very naughty guy who is looking for a sexy girl, who doesn't mind being fucked hard wiv out a condom. Want Ur pussy juice all over my cock, wld be a turn on to spunk sticky cream inside you and fill ya up! Ur so sexy I wldnt be disappointed getting you pregnant!! X

Listen you, I have taken a liking to you, so it's simple, you will do as your ordered, we will arrange to meet, when I knock your door you will open it wearing just a mini skirt, I will enter and you will drop to your knees open my jeans and start sucking whilst playing with your pussy, I will squeeze your breasts whilst you suck, and when I cum in your mouth you will sit with it open, waiting for my instructions on whether you should spit or swallow. Just so I know what would you prefer?

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"I get several "weird" messages a day, these are the latest....

Hey! how are you? Love your pics by the way

Do you fancy earning some cash. I'll send you money via PayPal if you let me call you and talk dirty to me and send me naughty snapchats. Would you be interested? Xx

Hahaha brilliant !

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over a year ago

"I get several "weird" messages a day, these are the latest....

Hey! how are you? Love your pics by the way

Do you fancy earning some cash. I'll send you money via PayPal if you let me call you and talk dirty to me and send me naughty snapchats. Would you be interested? Xx

Hahaha brilliant !

We must have the same ppl messaging ..wonderful aren't they

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By *aut-eWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I get several "weird" messages a day, these are the latest....

Hey! how are you? Love your pics by the way

Do you fancy earning some cash. I'll send you money via PayPal if you let me call you and talk dirty to me and send me naughty snapchats. Would you be interested? Xx

Hahaha brilliant !

We must have the same ppl messaging ..wonderful aren't they

It's the highlight of my day, I often wake in the morning wondering what delights I'm going to find in my messages lol

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over a year ago

I've just had a lovely 'can I jizz all over you'.

Fuckin pervert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should of added him and sent him blue waffle pics...

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Wat a charmer must have real . success on here fair play lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the messages weve had have been an eye opener to say the least

Have at least one wtf moment a week

The sister looking for someone to fuck her brother was the wierdest

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over a year ago

I'm always getting message off men saying they want to deep throat new & shoot their load over my hot body I'm not even Hay or fucking bi. God knows how the woman cope on here. Haha

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over a year ago

Was his name Steve lol

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