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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chat up lines? ..let's hear them!

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By *FFB69Woman
over a year ago

Torfaen/Gwent

Real life or fab?

Fab: I'd love to get your pregnant (!)

Real life: Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them :/ or nice tits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahah that's class!! People are crazy like wtf!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst or best?

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst reply I've ever received

I said 'hello'

She said ' I'm not sleeping with you ' at a friends brothers engagement party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got house insurance?

Cos I'm gonna smash your back doors in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very recent one; My friend really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.

must admit I did laugh and chat to him for a bit lol

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By *aut-eWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I keep getting "is your surname Jacobs coz you're a cracker"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahah this one is pritty dry... But cracking ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Do you wanna go halves on a bastard'.

'Do you like fruit? Well suck my cock, it's a peach'.

60% of the time, they work every time.

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By *exy hot ass 2017Woman
over a year ago

caerphilly

Hows your gag reflex wtf ..wait till i ask !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just this morning I had ...

You're English aren't you? I'd love to fuck you .. in case it doesn't happen in the rugby this afternoon ..... !

A welshman with no faith obviously!

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By *exy hot ass 2017Woman
over a year ago

caerphilly

Wanker hun literaly i expect lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between me and my sofa?

My sofa pulls out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh dear... Lol ...some of these are horrendous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually had a woman chat me up (hard to believe I know).

She said is your name Fred?

Confusion.....

Fred Flintstone. Cos you could certainly make my bedrock!!!!!!

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By *nique_GymMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Male to female dodgy chat up line!

Male

'Is that a mirror in your pants'

Female

'No'

Male

'Oh only I can see myself in there later'

Boom boom

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