FabSwingers.com forum: best valentines poem/ditty

By *alleycpl OP Couple
over a year ago

gobblers knob

weve all wrote the little poems in a card when we were kids.what the best youve had or heard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get on your knees

And give me a chew

Heard this years ago, never used it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

The stems are green,

Open your mouth and I'll fill it with cream.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Roses are red,

crocuses are pink

Two fingers in the pussy,

and one in the stink

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I can just see the boss at Moonpig seeing that go through the printers and having a coronary lol

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By *alleycpl OP Couple
over a year ago

gobblers knob

"I can just see the boss at Moonpig seeing that go through the printers and having a coronary lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

On a less frivolous note, a mate actually used the following one... and it got him laid!

Roses are red

But I hate flowers

Lets just go to bed

And I'll shag you for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Was told one before which made me cry with laughter goes as follows:

Roses are read,

Violets are blue,

I'm shit at poems.....

Nice tits!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are glorious

Never sneak up

On Oscar Pistorius

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