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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A decent cuppa lol

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By *forbigunMan
over a year ago

here

At least try and get 2 cuppa's don't undersell yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod that, I'd want the full shabam, jaffa cakes, shortbread, chocolate and unlimited mugs of tea..

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Sod that, I'd want the full shabam, jaffa cakes, shortbread, chocolate and unlimited mugs of tea..

Throw in some orange or apple juice too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have some self respect mun, at least hold out for a cake

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Have some self respect mun, at least hold out for a cake

What kind of cake we talking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can of and you can have me lol classy dude I am

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

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"Sod that, I'd want the full shabam, jaffa cakes, shortbread, chocolate and unlimited mugs of tea..

Throw in some orange or apple juice too!"

Well, if we are ordering food, it sounds like a mammoth session, so I want hot food, with gravy, and a napkin, got to have a napkin, I aint no Neanderthal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have some self respect mun, at least hold out for a cake

What kind of cake we talking?

Cake is cake Snow, I'm an equal ops cake lover so I wouldn't be choosy. I guess it's up to the op to think about what cake he's worthy of x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sod that, I'd want the full shabam, jaffa cakes, shortbread, chocolate and unlimited mugs of tea..

Throw in some orange or apple juice too!"

gots to be Apple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want cake please nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have to be Bara Brith or Carrot cake.

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

Nectarine white chicolate yoghurt and pistachio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4layer chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate cake or strawberry cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate cake or strawberry cheesecake "

Mmmmm or both lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No good me even trying id be out of pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No good me even trying id be out of pocket

Tin of beans kaj?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No good me even trying id be out of pocket

Tin of beans kaj?

Just my luck everyone else gets coffee and cakes I get beans hope you like females that fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No good me even trying id be out of pocket

Tin of beans kaj?

Just my luck everyone else gets coffee and cakes I get beans hope you like females that fart

I'm not opening them if they make you lady whisper lol

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Fair play this thread as had me right chuckling. Love it!!

Peachy I do happen to agree Cake is cake except that carrot cake shit. Vegetables do not belong in cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fair play this thread as had me right chuckling. Love it!!

Peachy I do happen to agree Cake is cake except that carrot cake shit. Vegetables do not belong in cakes

I don't like cake it's to cakey if you know what I mean like the topping and filling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice victoria sponge or bread pudding!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice victoria sponge or bread pudding!!"

Rather the beans lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fair play this thread as had me right chuckling. Love it!!

Peachy I do happen to agree Cake is cake except that carrot cake shit. Vegetables do not belong in cakes

Too bloody right bleurgh wtf eh, that is NOT cake x

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

Oh girls, I love a moist carrot cake. It's yummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No good me even trying id be out of pocket

Tin of beans kaj?

Just my luck everyone else gets coffee and cakes I get beans hope you like females that fart

I'm not opening them if they make you lady whisper lol "

Me fart never and I ain't no bloody lady lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No good me even trying id be out of pocket

Tin of beans kaj?

Just my luck everyone else gets coffee and cakes I get beans hope you like females that fart

I'm not opening them if they make you lady whisper lol

Me fart never and I ain't no bloody lady lol"

Haha I will buy you a cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No good me even trying id be out of pocket

Tin of beans kaj?

Just my luck everyone else gets coffee and cakes I get beans hope you like females that fart

I'm not opening them if they make you lady whisper lol

Me fart never and I ain't no bloody lady lol

Haha I will buy you a cake

Does that come with coffee ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No good me even trying id be out of pocket

Tin of beans kaj?

Just my luck everyone else gets coffee and cakes I get beans hope you like females that fart

I'm not opening them if they make you lady whisper lol

Me fart never and I ain't no bloody lady lol

Haha I will buy you a cake

Does that come with coffee ?"

Yes if you like in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahah!! Love it!!

I'm totally creased with this!!

Yet no offers for a decent cuppa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's be totally honest here guys..on here we would all be totally free...X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No good me even trying id be out of pocket

Tin of beans kaj?

Just my luck everyone else gets coffee and cakes I get beans hope you like females that fart

I'm not opening them if they make you lady whisper lol

Me fart never and I ain't no bloody lady lol

Haha I will buy you a cake

Does that come with coffee ?

Yes if you like in the morning

Expensive coffee and cake plus a tank full ov fuel ur lucky iv got work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not me!! I know its not much but all it costs is a tidy brew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

medical research

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of Brains smooth !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and cake and you can have me not forever mind just a few hours lol

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By *ariadcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff/Bristol

G&T please xx

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

I love a bacon sandwich......I could be persuaded to most things for a bacon sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and cake and you can have me not forever mind just a few hours lol

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Mmmm what i'd for a few hours with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll sell mine right now for a bag of haribo tangtastics and a bottle of Viognier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone wana bag of Harribos haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wana bag of Harribos haha

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what type? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wana bag of Harribos haha

what type? Lol

Whichever ones you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wana bag of Harribos haha

what type? Lol

Whichever ones you want

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so thoughtful

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wana bag of Harribos haha

what type? Lol

Whichever ones you want

so thoughtful

lol"

Anytime x

miss horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wana bag of Harribos haha

what type? Lol

Whichever ones you want

so thoughtful

lol

Anytime x

miss horny "
haha stalker! I am though, very irritating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wana bag of Harribos haha

what type? Lol

Whichever ones you want

so thoughtful

lol

Anytime x

miss horny haha stalker! I am though, very irritating

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

You too should get a room lol. But invite me too next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You too should get a room lol. But invite me too next time

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nope! He doesn't have wine, just sweeties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You too should get a room lol. But invite me too next time

nope! He doesn't have wine, just sweeties! "
no ive got champagne and wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You too should get a room lol. But invite me too next time

nope! He doesn't have wine, just sweeties! no ive got champagne and wine

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mmm you have just gone up in my estimations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You too should get a room lol. But invite me too next time

nope! He doesn't have wine, just sweeties! no ive got champagne and wine

mmm you have just gone up in my estimations

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good to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You too should get a room lol. But invite me too next time

nope! He doesn't have wine, just sweeties! no ive got champagne and wine

mmm you have just gone up in my estimations

good to hear

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well the only way was up

lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You too should get a room lol. But invite me too next time

nope! He doesn't have wine, just sweeties! no ive got champagne and wine

mmm you have just gone up in my estimations

good to hear

well the only way was up

lol xx

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haha cheeky, that's yar blindfolded, naked, sensual massage with baby oil and my fingers wandering out the window for you

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