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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just for fun what's the best chat up line or some of the best you've heard whether it be on here or other sites or out on the town?? Mine has gotta be a very sexy girl from mumbles that messaged me on another site long time ago asking "is your cock dead?" To which I started laughing & said "no why?" Then she said "coz you can bury it in my arse if you want?" I burst out laughing best line I've ever heard & still is & its safe to say I was round hers 30mins later enjoying that delicious tight arse

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By *0sKidMan
over a year ago

Newport


"Just for fun what's the best chat up line or some of the best you've heard whether it be on here or other sites or out on the town?? Mine has gotta be a very sexy girl from mumbles that messaged me on another site long time ago asking "is your cock dead?" To which I started laughing & said "no why?" Then she said "coz you can bury it in my arse if you want?" I burst out laughing best line I've ever heard & still is & its safe to say I was round hers 30mins later enjoying that delicious tight arse "

Nice legs... What time do they open? Oldie but a goodie )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My most recent has to be "Nice tits, are they naturally grown" ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My most recent has to be "Nice tits, are they naturally grown" ??"

Hey beautiful my magic watch says you got no underwear on.. Girl says no.. Oh I'm sorry it must be hour fast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My most recent has to be "Nice tits, are they naturally grown" ??

Hey beautiful my magic watch says you got no underwear on.. Girl says no.. Oh I'm sorry it must be hour fast"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best I've heard - Is that a mobile in your pocket? Because your ass is calling me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of my little toe 'coz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house."

I was fucking impressed

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You remind me of a washing machine....

Why ?

...because I want to Dump my dirty load in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""You remind me of my little toe 'coz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house."

I was fucking impressed "

Using that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To a foreign girl... Do you have any Welsh in you? No? Would you like some?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You remind me of a washing machine....

Why ?

...because I want to Dump my dirty load in you"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""You remind me of my little toe 'coz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house."

I was fucking impressed "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To a foreign girl... Do you have any Welsh in you? No? Would you like some? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way I'd kick you out of bed is to fuck you on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh luv is your middle name wifi? because I am getting hell of a connection :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got home insurance?

Why?

Cos I'm gonna smash your back doors in!

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By *eisurepleasureMan
over a year ago

belfast

You ask the girl to feel your shirt.if she does u say "does that feel like boyfriend material"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got home insurance?

Why?

Cos I'm gonna smash your back doors in!"
some good ones coming in haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses? Carnations? Daisy's? Sorry I'm just wondering what to put in your casket after I murder that pussy !!!!!!

Normally at that point I have the drink in my face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's better than roses on your piano? .... Tulips on my organ!

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