FabSwingers.com forum: I wanna be a movie star !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok I was wondering, who, on here would star in a porn movie ?

Who would be Director ?

Who would be camera operator ?

Who would be the fluffer ?

Nominations please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me (The Meat) would def star in one, used to date a porn star many moons ago and wouldnt mind doing one, ive no shame really lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i could keep me clothes on id have a cameo on the blow job front please lol xx

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By *oddessWoman
over a year ago

swansea

I'LL make the coffee......

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

I will stir sams coffee pot, its always hot and really wet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can multi task....star and fluff

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By *edMan
over a year ago

wales

"I'LL make the coffee......"

2 sugars in mine please

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By *oddessWoman
over a year ago

swansea

You want biscuits with it???

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By *edMan
over a year ago

wales

"You want biscuits with it???"

yeah would love some ta

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By *atie74Woman
over a year ago

N Ireland

I'll make the tea !!.....and watch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I write the theme tune, sing the theme tune?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i reckon smiff should be the fluffer the amount of gas that comes out of his ass is unbeleavable lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind, anything really...

.... just so long as I'm not the one who has to wash and change the sheets....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Got some experience of being a leading man in ... erm.... this sort of thing, so sign me up as the leading man..... I'll even audition... ahem...

"Hello lovely scanty clad lady, I am here to fix your pipes... what... you didnt call a plumber? Then lets fuck!!"

How was that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

not bad...not bad at all but can you do it in a dutch accent ?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Dutch.... erm...

" Hurdy gurdy dykes space cakes Amsterdam"

How's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not good....mines much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

looks like liv got a star part then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i put condoms on the men pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i put condoms on the men pls

With your mouth... or bum?? lol!

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By *ldbut_shagableMan
over a year ago

Pembroke Dock

Well I was in a porn movie once I had a bit part .....won't tell you what bit they used, but I was good .....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it as a "Stunt cock" lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

stunt cock ! lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we were watching a porn film in chams once, when literally "up" popped the main guy who used to work for me years ago.....i can see now why he had so many sick days lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would love to star in one, me and an ex used to make amature porn movies and post onto xtube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"we were watching a porn film in chams once, when literally "up" popped the main guy who used to work for me years ago.....i can see now why he had so many sick days lol"

Lmao I got a few sick days plan_ed !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i want to be the guy that gets all the women wet before the main actor does his grunting and porn star face routine .... you know the look ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i want to be the guy that gets all the women wet before the main actor does his grunting and porn star face routine .... you know the look ...

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yeap...you can have that part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo thanks ... Wanna help me practice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We up for camera person and sound person. director, producer, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as i can slap my arse first ill be one of the stars lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to be in a film all parts plz x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well we seem to have many budding stars lol but now the next step is to put it into production.

What story line ?

What setting ?

Location ?

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By *aidinwalesWoman
over a year ago

Rainbows End

Well I got the Dr Who film set in the units behind my flat - reckon if I shag enough of the production crew they will let us borrow it one evening???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I got the Dr Who film set in the units behind my flat - reckon if I shag enough of the production crew they will let us borrow it one evening???

"The fancy a good time" Lord lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

now thats the Title sorted !

who's gonna have the sonic screwdriver ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"now thats the Title sorted !

who's gonna have the sonic screwdriver ?"

I'll bring my big pink one lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ahh but does it light up and make a funny noise ?

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

can i have a small part?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh but does it light up and make a funny noise ?

What like the one you have????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the clapper boy as I'd make them take 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh but does it light up and make a funny noise ?

What like the one you have????

NNoooooooooo ! not like mine cos it vibrates too ! lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh but does it light up and make a funny noise ?

What like the one you have????

NNoooooooooo ! not like mine cos it vibrates too ! lmao

I want one!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lmao its yours ! I nicked it from your bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be the fluffer girl xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dalek porn... ejaculate, ejaculate...

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