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By *nighthood75 OP   Man
over a year ago

Rhondda

You decide a four door car is more convenient than a three.

You notice 0.1p difference in petrol or diesel prices.

When the lady in the supermarket says " oh you've bought your own bags "

Buying a garden shed becomes important.

When your going to book a holiday abroad and decide that you haven't seen enough of the country you live in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start saying thing's that your mother did! The type of thing's you used to laugh at or be embarrassed by lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just coppers but even rugby refs look younger than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd rather stay at home and do some sewing than go out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're happy to sit back & watch your guy wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't believe someone looks old enough to be driving.

When you can remember back to going out to the pub with just a tenner in your pocket, and expecting to have a good evening.

When you're faced with the choice of meeting and fucking through Fab, but you'd prefer to spend time on the Forums instead...lol... ...some of the time at least...lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you make noises when you sit down or stand up

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By *astmeetswest77Couple
over a year ago

monmouth

When you purchase a pair of crimplene slacks from a daily mail advert (not yet I'm happy to say)

When you constantly complain that your son's music is shite and nowhere near as good as it used to be (I stand by this as it is very true)

When you struggle to complete masturbation without the aid of porn. As your imagination can no longer do the job on its own. (Porn, incidentally that would send shivers down your father's spine but will probably be very tame when your son gets to your age)

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By *ovis69 and green eyesMan
over a year ago

valleys

When friends who you not seen in a while say

" fuck me can't believe how level headed & sensible you have become "

When things you used to do & not get hurt hurt like hell

Or when you get 3day hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you really appreciate a nice cup of tea

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

When you start naming your knees good one and bad one.

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By *uttytrukerMan
over a year ago

newport

when it takes all night to do what you used to do all night lol

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

When you would rather stay at home in the warm on the sofa than go out and meet a gorgeous hunk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when it takes all night to do what you used to do all night lol"

You're the oldest swinger in town lol (Fred Wedlock)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you purchase a pair of crimplene slacks from a daily mail advert (not yet I'm happy to say)

When you constantly complain that your son's music is shite and nowhere near as good as it used to be (I stand by this as it is very true)

When you struggle to complete masturbation without the aid of porn. As your imagination can no longer do the job on its own. (Porn, incidentally that would send shivers down your father's spine but will probably be very tame when your son gets to your age)"

You had a pair of crimpeleen slacks on at the last party lol

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By *astmeetswest77Couple
over a year ago

monmouth


"When you purchase a pair of crimplene slacks from a daily mail advert (not yet I'm happy to say)

When you constantly complain that your son's music is shite and nowhere near as good as it used to be (I stand by this as it is very true)

When you struggle to complete masturbation without the aid of porn. As your imagination can no longer do the job on its own. (Porn, incidentally that would send shivers down your father's spine but will probably be very tame when your son gets to your age)

You had a pair of crimpeleen slacks on at the last party lol

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They most definitely were not crimplene. They did come off just as easily though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When going out on a Friday is a better option so I can be half human by Monday and wipe out the weekend vowing never to drink again !!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"When going out on a Friday is a better option so I can be half human by Monday and wipe out the weekend vowing never to drink again !!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you talk to that really old looking couple and they're treating you like you're all the same age

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By *aydee65Man
over a year ago

Near Merthyr

.... there are VERY few people on Fab who you can message because you're out of their age range !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see kids you used to babysit with kids of their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you start naming your knees good one and bad one.

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By *ittyandbearCouple
over a year ago

Llanelli


" When you constantly complain that your son's music is shite and nowhere near as good as it used to be (I stand by this as it is very true)

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music today is shite. That's not getting old it just really is shit music. Some of the stuff my daughter listens to is offensive to the auditory senses. Beyonce's last album should have been called 'I can sing any old bollocks and still get paid'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start to find glossing therapeutic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you wear a hat when driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cannot read instructions of food lables and feckin ruin your meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you have to google the urban dictionary to find the meaning of milkshake.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"when you have to google the urban dictionary to find the meaning of milkshake."

Now do i google this or not

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By *onny-n-clydeCouple
over a year ago

cwmbran,

You need a night off after partying for 4 days on the bounce hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you choose to stay at home in your pj's rather than venture out into the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to leave rennies in your car at all times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you buy a new box of condoms and put them away and see the last box you bought there still unopened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a) Always posting comments on forum threads b) even worse,,starting threads or c) spending more than 60 minutes a day in chat rooms.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"You are a) Always posting comments on forum threads b) even worse,,starting threads or c) spending more than 60 minutes a day in chat rooms."

That's not getting old that's developing a fab addiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You purchase shoes for comfort rather than style...

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By *RWYNMan
over a year ago

Blaenau Gwent

When the children in Calais look in their 30s. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the clothes in the shop are ones you've worn

When they were in fashion the first time round

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By *he mischiefsCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

1. When you'd rather a hot cuppa than alcohol. :p

2.when you refer "to back in my day" & we're only mid 30s :0

3.when your kids go out more than you :/

Feeling old haha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are sat babysitting your grandchild instead of partying at Chams ... ggggrrrrr!

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

When your children getting older.plus grankids.and staying in pj as nite club days are gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you tell the kids..... £5 when I was growing up would get you a night out, food, taxi home AND some change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you could go out with 50p and have 4 pints and bag of crisps, that's old!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When tissues are only for blowing your nose

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By *rsbrooksandjohnCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

When you play rugby and not only the opposition, your team mates and the ref ARE !!!!younger than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can stop yourself cumming all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you walk in a room and forget why you went in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then you remember when you've gone back to what you were doing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go out to the pub

And feel like you need to look after the d*unk people in the street

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