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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Awww just read one of the best

" any cunt need bashing "

Omg I'm creased

as I your gonna message and say !

Ai mine does lmao ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that I just can't get my head around are the "My balls need draining" or "I desperately need to unload" types. Are they actually expecting to be knee deep in pussy as a result of such statements?? The mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that I just can't get my head around are the "My balls need draining" or "I desperately need to unload" types. Are they actually expecting to be knee deep in pussy as a result of such statements?? The mind boggles "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that I just can't get my head around are the "My balls need draining" or "I desperately need to unload" types. Are they actually expecting to be knee deep in pussy as a result of such statements?? The mind boggles "

Soooo I shudnt put that ass Status update???? Pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is hilarious I think men get the better deal here, there's nothing too offensive in my news feed, some posts are hilarious tho; I've noticed a worrying number of RSI issues caused by too much masterbation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that I just can't get my head around are the "My balls need draining" or "I desperately need to unload" types. Are they actually expecting to be knee deep in pussy as a result of such statements?? The mind boggles "

I particularly love this when someone you know asks to meet, you're giving it real thought, thinking mmm it's been a while...

Then they spoil it by saying sounding like I'm totally gagging to empty my load somewhere tonight

Come on guys, at least pretend the woman you're wooing, sexually, feels likes it's them you'd prefer to fuck

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

With the hilarious status like above have mentioned and even more hilarious usernames like eg. cunt basher/licker/smasher it's a miracle some guys get meets

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

Naked jelly wrestling anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think that my latest status update was more of a public service announcement

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"I like to think that my latest status update was more of a public service announcement"

So is mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to think that my latest status update was more of a public service announcement"

Exactly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of strange status's on here wonder how some people meet anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just the statuses that make me but some usernames!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen.... "Who's doing blowjobs today....need a clearout."

Words escape me....

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Not just the statuses that make me but some usernames!"

My personal favourite "muckchucker "!!!!!!!!!! Sounds so appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just seen.... "Who's doing blowjobs today....need a clearout."

Words escape me...."

That actually made me heave & I'm someone who likes a mouthful from the trusted few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just seen.... "Who's doing blowjobs today....need a clearout."

Words escape me....

That actually made me heave & I'm someone who likes a mouthful from the trusted few "

I know not even funny isi??

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By *s2walesCouple
over a year ago

Gwent...


"Just seen.... "Who's doing blowjobs today....need a clearout."

Words escape me...."

And they say romance is dead ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the ones that say their pleasure is giving oral, mmmmm does that mean the viagra no longer works !!!

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By *aydee65Man
over a year ago

Near Merthyr

The best one for me remains "Cock snot up the fart pipe" Still makes me laugh after all this time...!!!

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By *ay rickMan
over a year ago

cardiff

My fav ones are still the-if I get 100 pic fabs il do pussy pic or the like!!-keep the cat in the cradle luv FFs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who seen the 'I'm leaving and going to POF' one followed by 'POF Cancelled'... hope it was sarcasm posted in response to this thread lol...

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