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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was. Straddled oveer fires chest last night. Wanking over her m outh and rubbing my cock on her tongue she had her mouth wide open ready to recieve my load but when I cum it didnt go in her mouth but shot up her right nostril instead. Pmsl has anyone else got a funny sex related story to tell. S

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By *nnie1978Woman
over a year ago

swansea

haha i got tons but i'd die if i told you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was. Straddled oveer fires chest last night. Wanking over her m outh and rubbing my cock on her tongue she had her mouth wide open ready to recieve my load but when I cum it didnt go in her mouth but shot up her right nostril instead. Pmsl has anyone else got a funny sex related story to tell. S "

i cackled with laughter when reading this... i could picture it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WANK??? when there is a willing mouth and another warm wet place to place ya cock and shoot WANK??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AH BUT I remember once having coughing fit whilst sucking cock so had to move mouth off quickly as he was coming and it shot in my eye, my ear, my fucking hair and that was lunch hour in a car, my hair was rigid by the end of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a bed collapse on me when shagging hard a few months ago........ the look on his face was so funny!!! I couldn't get up for laughing....... so much for a big, posh, queensize bed.... not much good when the slats fall through!!!

Thankfully we managed to realign the slats and carry on......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"WANK??? when there is a willing mouth and another warm wet place to place ya cock and shoot WANK??"

that was round 2 kitty hun the warm places got hit in round 3,4,5 pmsl A

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Farted during sex? I know I won't be forgiven for it, yet I know quite a number of women who have, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Farted during sex? I know I won't be forgiven for it, yet I know quite a number of women who have, lol."

Fanny farts! much too much of a lady to let it out anywhere else

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!


"[Removed by poster at 05/05/11 08:50:34]"
Well ours has to be very funny and imbarassing at the same time lol but we had been arranging to meet this immensly poular and very sexy cpl for ages and wen we finally did it was a day meet at ours which happened to be our very first and th only day meet weve had since so it all seemed a lil naughtier than usual,they travelled ere on the train for bout 2 hrs .Got ere,got very jiggy to find that Alf (Mr Spice) was well off form as there was no way on this planet it was going to get hard for him at all that day,she tried her best as well as me but to absolutely no evail,now in all fairness it was the first time this had happened but there was no viagra ere or bugger all so i Kat (Mrs Sugar) was very spoiled that day and he is still reeling over the shame and the imbarrisment ov it but it wich i still find very funny lol thank god the cpl wanted to stay freinds and sexually interested coz bless Alf he was proper devastated and he felt awfull for the fem as she thought it was her fault but it was intierly his lol so roll on the next time guys you know who you are,Viagra dont go any where ,arrange anything or meet any 1 without them lol what a mad day that was he he but i was satisfied fully so thanx guys xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've managed to squirt into my own face whilst being in a certain position. It was like a damn lawn sprinkler! Not so much embarrassing but funny at the time. We all had a good laugh about it while I mopped up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've managed to squirt into my own face whilst being in a certain position. It was like a damn lawn sprinkler! Not so much embarrassing but funny at the time. We all had a good laugh about it while I mopped up. "

Ooooooooooooooh Amy that is a gem of a description I nearly chocked on my coffee !!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

When we first started going out together (24 years ago... blimey!), both of us were still living at home, so "private time" alone was hard to come by.

We took to finding places to erm.... be together outdoors, barns etc.

One day, getting a little frisky, and not really paying attention to what was going on outside our little bubble, a dog wandered in and decided to see what was going on! First I knew that we had a visitor was when he decided to lick my bum!! Suddenly VERY aware... we realised that the dog wasnt alone, and the owner was only seconds from walking in!!

Needless to say, that was the fastest we have ever got fully dressed in our lives!!

I still cant stand dogs licking me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pmsl mart , not to bad being a dog tho must be great to able to cock ya leg and lick ya balls pmsl S

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Ewwwww... hell no, I want a lady to lick my balls dude, but whatever floats your boat lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also can ya remember those old nylon sheets was on me wedding night, nylon sheets on a bed with no headboard to hang on to on a wood block floor, got so energetic was young in those days lol bed took off across the room hubby and i landed on floor doggy styling ha ha but he kept it going all the way from sliding off the fecking bed lol

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"Farted during sex? I know I won't be forgiven for it, yet I know quite a number of women who have, lol.

Fanny farts! much too much of a lady to let it out anywhere else "

Hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" shot up her right nostril instead "

Was blowing my nose for ages afta pmsl xxxx

Ally xxxxxxxxxxx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Gonna make sure I get out of the way if Fire sneezes at the social1!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oi!!! lmao its all gone lmao xxxx and i dun sneeze lol i am a lady pmsl yerrrrrr rite then lol xxxx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Lady my ass..... you are a one-woman wrecking machine!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine was when we pushed 2 beds together and fell between them when they parted , almost breaking off my knob as we both fell onto the floor with me behind her , didnt feel the beds moving as was going at it like hammer and tongs , luckily just a couple of bruised knees ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lady my ass..... you are a one-woman wrecking machine!!! "

OI!!! mart lol thats it i am sulking now lol xx no kisses for u then pmsl xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Netty here a few yrs ago on one of our first cpl meets nearly had a little incident when the guy decided to fuck my face really hard and fast as i was deepthroating him! glad was in my old tiny flat as bathroom was feet away as i couldn't recover and i wouldn't have made it !!!!!! lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

awww hun noooo thats bad xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/05/11 08:50:34]Well ours has to be very funny and imbarassing at the same time lol but we had been arranging to meet this immensly poular and very sexy cpl for ages and wen we finally did it was a day meet at ours which happened to be our very first and th only day meet weve had since so it all seemed a lil naughtier than usual,they travelled ere on the train for bout 2 hrs .Got ere,got very jiggy to find that Alf (Mr Spice) was well off form as there was no way on this planet it was going to get hard for him at all that day,she tried her best as well as me but to absolutely no evail,now in all fairness it was the first time this had happened but there was no viagra ere or bugger all so i Kat (Mrs Sugar) was very spoiled that day and he is still reeling over the shame and the imbarrisment ov it but it wich i still find very funny lol thank god the cpl wanted to stay freinds and sexually interested coz bless Alf he was proper devastated and he felt awfull for the fem as she thought it was her fault but it was intierly his lol so roll on the next time guys you know who you are,Viagra dont go any where ,arrange anything or meet any 1 without them lol what a mad day that was he he but i was satisfied fully so thanx guys xxx

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MMMM wonder who that was pmsl xxx

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!


"[Removed by poster at 05/05/11 08:50:34]Well ours has to be very funny and imbarassing at the same time lol but we had been arranging to meet this immensly poular and very sexy cpl for ages and wen we finally did it was a day meet at ours which happened to be our very first and th only day meet weve had since so it all seemed a lil naughtier than usual,they travelled ere on the train for bout 2 hrs .Got ere,got very jiggy to find that Alf (Mr Spice) was well off form as there was no way on this planet it was going to get hard for him at all that day,she tried her best as well as me but to absolutely no evail,now in all fairness it was the first time this had happened but there was no viagra ere or bugger all so i Kat (Mrs Sugar) was very spoiled that day and he is still reeling over the shame and the imbarrisment ov it but it wich i still find very funny lol thank god the cpl wanted to stay freinds and sexually interested coz bless Alf he was proper devastated and he felt awfull for the fem as she thought it was her fault but it was intierly his lol so roll on the next time guys you know who you are,Viagra dont go any where ,arrange anything or meet any 1 without them lol what a mad day that was he he but i was satisfied fully so thanx guys xxx

MMMM wonder who that was pmsl xxx "

You bad sexy fukkers ha ha ah xxx

you fucking wait Charlie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look out im coming your way shortly!

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!


"Look out im coming your way shortly! "

ohhhh no bbe i we will be cumming yours and thats a promise mmmmmmmmmmm xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when in bed with another couple, the 2 guys knew each other and decided to have a chat while the girls were hard at work giving them amazing BJ's ... as i thought our attempts should have their full attention i got some tape and put a piece over each of their mouths to shut them up .. and they say that women gossip FFS lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On one of my first meets, very excited and tense. Everything was going well until I bent over to get my socks off....and FFFSSTTT I let one hell of a fart go !

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