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How to get rid of the unwanted cold caller

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay here goes today I had a call from an 0800 number -

We have been informed you recently had an accident which wasn't your fault is that right ?

Yes I replied .

To which I was immediately transfered to an awaiting sales person who was probably rubbing their hands thinking oooh commission .

I believe you spoke to my colleague and you ve had an accident recently ...?

yes I replied

when was it ?

Last week says me

We're you in the car on your own ?

no I replied I had a passenger

so did the car hit you from behind ?

Yes I replied

We're you moving or stationary ?

Stationary was my reply

So in your own words can you tell me what happened asks the salesman

So what it was I was at the traffic lights giving my boyfriend a blow job and the car hit me from behind .... my boy friend was injured too .... the reply on the other end was I will delete your number from the data base .....

Have some fun with your cold caller waste his time too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for you hun ... those calls have driven me nuts recently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at my bothers the other day and he had a phone call off one of them, he said similar to you, but he said he lost his legs and they put the phone down lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually let my 4yo answer phone that usually gets rid of them

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

One time, I acted surprised at how fast they found out, as it had only just happened. It took several minutes of conversation before they put the phone down on me, just after I mentioned it was a paper cut on my finger a few minutes ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I said thanks for reminding me as it had caused severe amnesia several failed questions later I asked tearfully if they could please let me know if I lived or died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just make up stuff, some themes I have used...

The crash involved a powerful gang and not to talk about it.

I was d*unk and on drugs when it happened.

It involved a famous person and being bribed not to talk about it.

Such fun, waste their time if you can, string them along.....

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By *utty and bustyCouple
over a year ago

newport

i just ask which accident they are refering to as i not had one for over 40 years

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