FabSwingers.com forum: Date for the diaries

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hayley and I have decided to get hitched in summer 2025 unless there is somebody stupid enough to wanna bag us separately.

Dress code: Cardigans

Dark fruit will be served on entry

This is a free event for guests to enjoy.

Gangbang in the bridal suite after.

Thought we'd post now so you can all book time off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even though it's highly probable I'll be dead by then put me down to attend, is there room to park a hearse, what do dead men wear to weddings? I better get on the case sorting stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put us down excited already I better start counting down the sleeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just altered my will so if I do kick the bucket whoever inherits my mountains of cash will have to bump this thread on a daily basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah at least I have 9 years to sort my divorce

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Yay I can buy a hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About bloody time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww this is great news

Can't wait hope the Alzheimer's hasn't kicked in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent news, you have time to fit in at least 8 babies before then...and still time left over to knit the wedding dress

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By *ovis69 and green eyesMan
over a year ago

valleys

Poop sorry washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poop sorry washing my hair "
Your bald ffs.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poop sorry washing my hair Your bald ffs.....

He got 9yrs to grow it juicy lol

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

hi, will need to book hotel any local recommendations..just a single room double bed with connecting door to the next rooms ..connie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 3287 sleeps to go

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

Royal wedding? Does that mean we get an extra bank holiday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Royal wedding? Does that mean we get an extra bank holiday?

Wank holiday maybe

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"Royal wedding? Does that mean we get an extra bank holiday?

Wank holiday maybe"

BONK holiday!

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

"Royal wedding? Does that mean we get an extra bank holiday?

Wank holiday maybe

BONK holiday!

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Gangbang bank holiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Letter in the post to the queen requesting it be made an official day and flags be flown at half mast out of respect to mark the sheer horror I'll be going through marrying that bint

Roy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only 3287 sleeps to go

Glad somebody has started counting

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"Letter in the post to the queen requesting it be made an official day and flags be flown at half mast out of respect to mark the sheer horror I'll be going through marrying that bint

Roy

You love her really Roy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Letter in the post to the queen requesting it be made an official day and flags be flown at half mast out of respect to mark the sheer horror I'll be going through marrying that bint

Roy

Does that mean I have to put my Ospreys flag in my garden down to half mast aswell?? Better not you cunt else it will be a big I FUCKING DON'T at the alter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CONGRATULATIONS: But hell i will be just a faint memory but failing that will there be oxygen, nurses, wheelchair and zimmer frames for the older fabbers lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Letter in the post to the queen requesting it be made an official day and flags be flown at half mast out of respect to mark the sheer horror I'll be going through marrying that bint

Roy

Does that mean I have to put my Ospreys flag in my garden down to half mast aswell?? Better not you cunt else it will be a big I FUCKING DON'T at the alter

See what I have to put up with

She won't have my babies.

She calls me a cunt.

She doesn't cook for me.

She frequently has fun in other men's Corsa's (it's a fetish I think).

I feel like a battered husband without the punches and slaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3286 more sleeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3286 more sleeps"

3285

flying by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's Hayley sorts her ears out by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's hope**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3284 sleeps left, fukk it's tense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im only coming if I can be a flower girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"3284 sleeps left, fukk it's tense"

Fuck sakes! You're putting me on edge here

What colour suit do you think I should wear?

Roy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im only coming if I can be a flower girl

You know Hayley is Islamic don't you?

So you best find a hijab that won't outdo the brides!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this still going ahead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this still going ahead?"

Hopefully not

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

"Is this still going ahead?

Hopefully not

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Getting cold feet are we.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this still going ahead?

Hopefully not

Getting cold feet are we.

He told me my cock's too small for him Les

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit crass planning something so far in advance, who on earth plans meets a year+ in advance? unless it's attention seeking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CONGRATULATIONS: But hell i will be just a faint memory but failing that will there be oxygen, nurses, wheelchair and zimmer frames for the older fabbers lol "

I will be with u on that one will there be room for the wheelchair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit crass planning something so far in advance, who on earth plans meets a year+ in advance? unless it's attention seeking?

Correct!!

Give the man a prize

Roy and Hayley you crass attention seeking people you

For shame!!

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

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Oh leave them alone mun. They are having fun planning the wedding

I just hope Hayley's outfit doesn't outdo Roy's. There'll be hell if it does

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By *he Big Five OhhMan
over a year ago

bristol

Will there be a collection of plates and a new £5 coin ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be a collection of plates and a new £5 coin ??"

What a superb idea

With Roys cock on the front and Hayleys on the back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bit crass planning something so far in advance, who on earth plans meets a year+ in advance? unless it's attention seeking?

I can feel the excitement and disappointment for the wait in your reply... but fear not, Hayley and I have agreed to let you be bridesmaid.

Shall I put you down as attending?

Roy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh leave them alone mun. They are having fun planning the wedding

I just hope Hayley's outfit doesn't outdo Roy's. There'll be hell if it does

Fecking right!!!

I'll snag the bitches dress if it does but don't tell her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"CONGRATULATIONS: But hell i will be just a faint memory but failing that will there be oxygen, nurses, wheelchair and zimmer frames for the older fabbers lol

I will be with u on that one will there be room for the wheelchair

Of course - Hayley will likely be in one by then too with all the cocks she has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3270 sleeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3268

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"3268"

Soon be here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3268

Soon be here

I better start panic buying shit with such little time to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3266

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I learn all the lyrics to "Yeah!" can I be an usher?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't be long and this will be here

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