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By * and C OP   Couple
over a year ago

near Cardiff

In need of a laugh. What's your favourite jokes people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What type of Bees produce milk...?

Boobies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a welshman with a biscuit on his head?

Dai Gestive

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By * and C OP   Couple
over a year ago

near Cardiff

Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a PHONE CALL so that the kids will not decode...

One day, the husband sent his son to tell his mother that, "Daddy wants to make a phone call.

Mother replies: Tell your Dad that the Network is down today.

Dad to his son, "Go tell your mother that if there is no Network at

home, I will go to a Public Phone .

Mother tells her son to go and tell his dad, "if he dare go to a public phone, she will open a Call Center at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris Johnson.. He is funny, though..

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Knock knock.

Who's there?

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Somebody who can't reach the doorbell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a PHONE CALL so that the kids will not decode...

One day, the husband sent his son to tell his mother that, "Daddy wants to make a phone call.

Mother replies: Tell your Dad that the Network is down today.

Dad to his son, "Go tell your mother that if there is no Network at

home, I will go to a Public Phone .

Mother tells her son to go and tell his dad, "if he dare go to a public phone, she will open a Call Center at home."
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sex life at the moment... (if that ones not already been done yet lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you get Pickachu on a bus?

Poke-emom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell. Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”

One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”

So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”

That’s about as far as I remember..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do Squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Two cows in a field. One says to the other:

"What do you reckon to this mad cow disease then?"

Other one goes:

"I don't care mate, I'm a squirrel".

I know, I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's pink and hard?

A pig with a flick knife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q: What the difference between your first and second honeymoon?

A: Niagara and Viagra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunch of Cows in a field. Which one is on holiday?

The one with the wee calf!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

A duck walks into a bar and asks: Got any Bread?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we have no bread.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we haven't got any bread!

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your beak to the bar!

Duck: Got any nails?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy walks into a Bar.

Ouch!

(Soz)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's green and smells of bacon?

Kermit the frogs fingers.

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

Q, Why did the deaf dumb and blind persons dog commit suicide?.

A, Wouldn't you with a name like thumpthlumpthy.

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Why did the pervert cross the road

To get his knob out the chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A duck walks into a bar and asks: Got any Bread?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we have no bread.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we haven't got any bread!

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your beak to the bar!

Duck: Got any nails?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?"

My kids absolutely love this one it's been a favourite of theirs for a while

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"A duck walks into a bar and asks: Got any Bread?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we have no bread.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we haven't got any bread!

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your beak to the bar!

Duck: Got any nails?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

My kids absolutely love this one it's been a favourite of theirs for a while "

Best joke ever that's clean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between anal and oral sex?

One will make your day the other will make your hole weak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A duck walks into a bar and asks: Got any Bread?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we have no bread.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we haven't got any bread!

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your beak to the bar!

Duck: Got any nails?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just started a new job in a chess making factory. It's well paid but I'm on Knights this week.

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales


"I've just started a new job in a chess making factory. It's well paid but I'm on Knights this week."

So funny...I love it

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By *ay rickMan
over a year ago

cardiff

How long does swine flu last?????,

About a weeeeeeeeaaaaaakkkkkk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked my mate, have you seen my wife do karate

no he says, but I've seen her box .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I asked my mate, have you seen my wife do karate

no he says, but I've seen her box ."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you make your girlfriend cry while having sex?...Phone her!

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