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Life's little irritations

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

#1 Packets of bacon. They put that enticing little tab in the corner then weld the rest on with some sort of industrial glue that a full grown chimpanzee would struggle with. Come on supermarkets, what's going on, we're not all wannabe vegetarians!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Energy drinks, when it takes more energy to unscrew those poxy plastic lids than is actually contained in the drink within the bottle. Thanks Lucozade...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to open a new jar of jam only for your nine year old to come along and bang does it first try

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea


"Not being able to open a new jar of jam only for your nine year old to come along and bang does it first try "

You loosened it for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making lids on tablets so tricky.. I know it's for children's safety but I am 24 and can never open them

Mrs

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales


"Making lids on tablets so tricky.. I know it's for children's safety but I am 24 and can never open them

Mrs"

My mother used to saw the end off a bottle of bleach with a bread knife because she couldn't open the top....so much for the fucking elf....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milky ways.....the treat you can eat between meals. YES if you can get the effing packet open first!!!

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

...and that time in the gents toilet.....(no, not THAT time )

I turned round to wash my hands in the basin...tripped over one of those bloody stupid yellow billboard thingies some idiot leaves in the middle of the floor to warn you not to slip...cracks my skull on the said fucking washbasin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hayley, yes, just that.

She's like a shaving rash, you wanna scratch her but know you shouldn't.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Finding a hair in your food when your most the way in and enjoying it immensely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone squeezes the middle of a full toothpaste tube...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liars and back stabbers that hurt my friends

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

When things only come in packs of four, but there's five, sometimes six in the family, so you have to buy two of the item but you just know that there's going to be riots over who has the remaining two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking Scarlets fans

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Fucking scissors.

You can never find a pair in the house when you need one, so you go and buy a new pair.

You take it home, shiny, in its nice blister pack.... a pack designed to show off your new purchase to perfection... a pack designed by the fucking devil himself... a pack so hard to get into that you ended risking death or permanent disfigurement by eventually reaching for the biggest, sharpest, pointiest, most deadly fucking knife in the house as you descend into a mad frenzy of stabbing to open the pack... bastards!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

#2. We had a mouse in the kitchen so having set one of these so called humane traps and caught a young mousey overnight we proceeded to release it on the rear lawn in the morning only for next doors cat to leap out of some undergrowth and run off with it still squeaking. So not only are you responsible for murdering small furry animals you have now taken to upsetting teenage daughters, thanks Rentokil! (other pest control manufacturers are available).

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