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You know your getting old when ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've pinched this from the lounge !!

When you go out into town once a month as it takes that long to recover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same answer as the previous thread...when you turn down a visit to a Chams to stay in bed drinking hot chocolate . Was nice though fair play!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start thinking about a hobby rather then being a sexual deviant

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

You in the pub and it feels like a playground

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You in the pub and it feels like a playground "

You turn couples down coz they're 20yrs younger than you

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By *roggMan
over a year ago

haverfordwest

You are outside the age limits to send people messages on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you bend down to touch your toes and your balls get there before you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Saturday night and you'd rather stay at home in your pj's than get dressed up to go to a meet

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"When you bend down to touch your toes and your balls get there before you "

Or your tits (not me yet but it's something to look forward too )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's Saturday night and you'd rather stay at home in your pj's than get dressed up to go to a meet "

this one for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/07/16 10:35:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your hips start killing while in a compromising position

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"When your hips start killing while in a compromising position "

This ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your hips start killing while in a compromising position "

Or sometimes is the knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your hip joints are 20 years younger than you are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you no longer have a left or right knee but a good and a bad knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You convince yourself that just for men works and makes you look younger pwahhhh haaaaa haaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your hip joints are 20 years younger than you are... "

lol well mine ain't acting that way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you fart and shit and piss yourself at the same time?!

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By *azz_JazzCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Oh Christ you as well houndman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Christ you as well houndman "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your scrotum looks like a football sock with a couple of snooker balls in it......there's pants, then there's M&S pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you are getting old when you get stiff in all the wrong places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know you are getting old when you get stiff in all the wrong places"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your teenage child is off out and you say ' you are not going out wearing that!' and you sound like your own parents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you need a nap in the afternoon

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

I refuse to get old!

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

When you choose the most comfortable or practical one, rather than the one which is the most fashionable. That goes for any product.

Also, when going to a garden centre on a Sunday is something to look forward to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When all the ladies on here

have you outside their age

bracket,and judge you instead of

meeting you because they assume

your an old fart and no fun just because of your age, and most wont

even bother to reply to your

messages even if you do find

some who have put 18-99.

Courtesy of even a polite no thanks

when you take the time and effort to

mail ladies costs nothing rather than

a no reply.

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By *rManyhandsMan
over a year ago

Narberth

When your feet can't take no more dancing.. and A Tens machine isn't anything to do with cigarette vending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you need a nap in the afternoon "

oh sh**.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I realised I got old when I purchased some ugly nude colours knickers

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