FabSwingers.com forum: Thinking about opening a club

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With the specifics of specialising in a non-judgemental environment for single men who suffer from premature ejaculation - fast turn around so any single females/couples have to be hot off the button to be pleased.

Just think ladies, you could essentially have a gangbang but one guy at a time and be done whilst on your lunch break.

We'll also serve tea, coffee and nice cake.

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

I just opened a Orange one...fair play they one of my favorite biscuits

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

I would attend for nice cake....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What kinda cake does the lady like?

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"What kinda cake does the lady like? "

Ooohh Roy, I like that you've called me a lady!

I guess my favourite would be a nice, moist cake.... I don't like anything tht's too dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be a specific dress code Royston my good fellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cardigans are a must I believe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cardigans are a must I believe x"

I suspected so Dave. Just wanted to clarify before attending.any thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say Cake? We're in

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Did someone say Cake? We're in

I fooking lurve cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cardigans are a must I believe x

I suspected so Dave. Just wanted to clarify before attending.any thanks

No problem butty. Always nice to have the heads up xx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Can I cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I cum

As long as you're quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cardigans and cake....moist at the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cardigans and cake....moist at the thought

That has to be the name for the cafe social. Your a genius xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cardigans and cake....moist at the thought

That has to be the name for the cafe social. Your a genius xx"

Aww Dave mun....give the man a clap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or give the man "The Clap"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strict dress code in operation xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or give the man "The Clap"

Cheers. I'd rather not lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Can I cum

As long as you're quick

Will two pumps and a squirt be acceptable ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I cum

As long as you're quick

Will two pumps and a squirt be acceptable ?

Sorry Sam that's far too long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be a specific dress code Royston my good fellow

Cardigans are a must in all chill out areas.

Any sort of wool is acceptable

Roy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I cum

As long as you're quick

Will two pumps and a squirt be acceptable ?

One pump is the maximum

Rules is rules

Roy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or give the man "The Clap"

Cheers. I'd rather not lol

Stick to those Skewen girls Dave. Safe as houses

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Can I cum

As long as you're quick

Will two pumps and a squirt be acceptable ?

Sorry Sam that's far too long"

It's been a long time since a lady has said that about my willy, thank you kind lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"or give the man "The Clap"

Cheers. I'd rather not lol

Stick to those Skewen girls Dave. Safe as houses

I once met a lady in Skewen who told me she had a blue waffle so didn't want to fuck (why would that matter what she has to eat)

I managed to claw it back and she finally give in - I took her knickers off and well, I wouldn't want to describe her Fanny. I refused to touch it.

Never did see her blue waffle either, would have made them as a sweet treat, but hey ho, think she lied about the waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or give the man "The Clap"

Cheers. I'd rather not lol

Stick to those Skewen girls Dave. Safe as houses

There's a little cracker Bridgend way too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cardigans are a must in all chill out areas.

Any sort of wool is acceptable

Roy "

How about acrylic? Would that be ok? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cardigans are a must in all chill out areas.

Any sort of wool is acceptable

Roy

How about acrylic? Would that be ok? x"

As long as the thread is spun like wool you're not be denied entry

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