FabSwingers.com forum: How do I ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right so I been on here for what seems to be an absolute age but somethings still evade me, what I mean is how do I become popular within the swinging scene ? It seems out of my reach, as out of my reach as an apple on the top branch of a tree, as out of my reach as an itch I just can't get to, as unatainable as a lottery win big enough to buy my own island. I know that I am quiet, some may even say subdued in the chat rooms, and on the forums come to that, but I am prepared to change all that even if it means a body, face, and personality transplant. So does anyone have any ideas? And if not is anyone prepared to donate a body, face and personlity?

p.s I am however not prepared to join a clique, or fib about my age though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smiffy you and nessa just be you.. i loves ya both ... click clique

nessa any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont like to brag but when you got a 12 inch dick and 10 inch tounge it dosern't matter about what else you got or what you look[top tip just lie every other fecker do]....

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

Having a fit as fuck wife helps and u got2 be willing 2 share her then that apple is an easier prospect 4 reaching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having a fit wife doesnt make you popular it makes your wife popular your just part of the deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some people just dont recognise satire when they see it, wonder what me m8 Evelyn would make of that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a fit as fuck wife helps and u got2 be willing 2 share her then that apple is an easier prospect 4 reaching

Wot u mean a wife that runs marafons and climbs mountains? Nessa got a bad foot see so she cant do either

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

u asked how do i and thats how we do why the sniping?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why would you say I was sniping?

I think you oughta read things thoroughly, and maybe appriciate humour a tad more

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

But uve gt2 be honest wi out our wifes this swinging would be a lonly old deal like coz most ov us hubbies are part ov the deal anyways lol so thatmakes us lucky munters 2 have such minters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id have to disagree with you there mr spice as im straight so ur wife wouldnt be part of the deal for me, so i wouldnt care if she was the hottest bird on fab or the biggest munter ,so for us both to want to play, the both of u would have to take our fancy, and not in the looks department we would much rather someone with a personality that we could have a laugh with

so not everyone thinks your wife is a minter and i dont mean that to sound nasty so dont take it that way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But uve gt2 be honest wi out our wifes this swinging would be a lonly old deal like coz most ov us hubbies are part ov the deal anyways lol so thatmakes us lucky munters 2 have such minters "

Personaly I have been single on here, albeit for a short time, as has my wife, that is probably why we both defend single males sometimes. I would never consider myself as parasitical, and therefore would never use my wife's attributes to promote myself, I believe that we are individuals and each have qualities to offer. It all depends what one is looking for on here realy, looks are such fleeting things, age is a number, we have made some frienships on here that will last forever, personality is the thing for us realy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"id have to disagree with you there mr spice as im straight so ur wife wouldnt be part of the deal for me, so i wouldnt care if she was the hottest bird on fab or the biggest munter ,so for us both to want to play, the both of u would have to take our fancy, and not in the looks department we would much rather someone with a personality that we could have a laugh with

so not everyone thinks your wife is a minter and i dont mean that to sound nasty so dont take it that way"

Ffs how long we been married?

We starting to sound like eachother now mun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl

we dont shag personality's

minter a must for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you reckon ? ive read some of your veri,s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you reckon ? ive read some of your veri,s

as in what does that mean?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahhhhh got you know so someone on our veris is a munter ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

nope all look sexy to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

things always look brighter when looking through rose coloured glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not one for being shallow and facile myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well im shallow

and dont care lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we had noticed

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

whoo hooo oooo ,bing bong,ding dong its all happening in ere minters ,munters ,varies ,scaries ,clicks and cliques and shallow hallows fuck well well wat can i say ,a lil hay and a lil hoo so swing high and swing low smiff u not started a debate its a war growing lol mad as keith lemon lol

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

and the only scary in u varies is me diesel lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"whoo hooo oooo ,bing bong,ding dong its all happening in ere minters ,munters ,varies ,scaries ,clicks and cliques and shallow hallows fuck well well wat can i say ,a lil hay and a lil hoo so swing high and swing low smiff u not started a debate its a war growing lol mad as keith lemon lol

Ah trying to confuse me with a name change wont work, I is thick alright but I aint blind. War ya say, war is it now, well I'll just have to "bite them on the feaches" so to speak. I didn't realise that I'd started a debate, gawd I wish I'd thought of an appropriate subject now, I mean wasting all these valuable posts on an inane topic, I could of broached many subjects if I'd of known we were having a debate, anyway I digress. You can keep the fictitious Cliques, as for the rest of what you say I have to be honest I don't understand a word, must be a valleys thing

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

fluck me guys give it a rest theres more pops in ere 2 day than in a box ov rice krispies lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fluck me guys give it a rest theres more pops in ere 2 day than in a box ov rice krispies lol

And what "pops" may they be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people just can't help themselves by the looks of things. Smiffy I thought this thread was quite funny when you started it but why is your wife slagging off other peoples verifications?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't everyone just let all this crap stop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guys can this stop please xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire and Ice we couldn't agree more. We're very shocked at whats been said xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not slagging off any verifications just making a point , just because they find someone attractive doesnt mean others do ,sick of people slagging other members off calling them munters,so what we aint all super models,and i def aint one but ive never ever been short of meets as a single or as a couple and ive met some damn goodlooking people,and it wasnt because im hot or i got a hubby with a huge cock its beacuse we all got along and we all wanted one thing SEX simples

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

God no !!!!! name calling nw thats awfull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not slagging off any verifications just making a point , just because they find someone attractive doesnt mean others do ,sick of people slagging other members off calling them munters,so what we aint all super models,and i def aint one but ive never ever been short of meets as a single or as a couple and ive met some damn goodlooking people,and it wasnt because im hot or i got a hubby with a huge cock its beacuse we all got along and we all wanted one thing SEX simples

If you'd said it like this in the 1st place then I'd agree 100% but your choice of words were way too negative and looks to all as if you were having a go at other peoples verifications.

Cpls having different views is fine but the people in the verifications are innocent in this silly running tiff and should be kept out of it.

But to stress, I agree totally with your last statement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well

im still shallow lol

and STILL think all the peeps in our veris are hot AND the list will grow with more sexy peeps lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

As the thread seems to have turned into a bitch fest I am shutting it.

Please keep any issues away from the forums.

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