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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Celebrating my long awaited divorce the 2nd of July. Have held a few parties but want this one to beat the lot..

. Buffet provided just bring your own drink, NO PRESSURE party.I don't give invites out but anyone wishing to attend can mail me. Lets make this the best....Idiots and time wasters need not apply, if you have asked to come to any previous and didn't turn up then don't waste my time again.....Thanks. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick my name down

I've still got names of fantasists from last party

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Congratulations!

My divorce is due in the next week!

H x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congratulations!

My divorce is due in the next week!

H x"
Congratulations H, mine been a long time coming.....Can't wait...

. x

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

"Congratulations!

My divorce is due in the next week!

H xCongratulations H, mine been a long time coming.....Can't wait...

. x"

Mine was only a long time coming because firstly I had to be married a year before I could start proceedings and then the twnt wouldn't sign the papers.

But a party is the best way to start your unmarriedness!

H x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congratulations!

My divorce is due in the next week!

H xCongratulations H, mine been a long time coming.....Can't wait...

. x

Mine was only a long time coming because firstly I had to be married a year before I could start proceedings and then the twnt wouldn't sign the papers.

But a party is the best way to start your unmarriedness!

H x"
Mines a TWAT full stop !!! Always has been always will be....

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By *aidinwalesWoman
over a year ago

Rainbows End

I'll be there to be doorman ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be there to be doorman ??"
Doorman my ass....

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By *ovis69 and green eyesMan
over a year ago

valleys

Me ??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me ??????"
You ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love an invite please ,the weekend of my bday double celebration

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By *exy hot ass 2017Woman
over a year ago

caerphilly

Hi had the same prob as you the arse buggered of with another woman and he wouldnt sign either for a year .then had 3 partys and a weekend in blackpool

Happy days lol .

Would love to help you celebtate could we attend xxx

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

Can you put my name down please, think I may of have met few coming somewhere before.

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By *aidinwalesWoman
over a year ago

Rainbows End

"Can you put my name down please, think I may of have met few coming somewhere before.

Yeah you tend to turn up in the most unlikely of places lol

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By *riggs69Man
over a year ago

Swansea

Can I come please xx

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By *ovis69 and green eyesMan
over a year ago

valleys

"Me ??????You ?????"

Invited ?????

Promise to be good honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you having karaoke?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you having karaoke?"
Lmao i expect cari's mouth will be open

. Luvs ya. Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello can I come plz xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you having karaoke? Lmao i expect cari's mouth will be open

. Luvs ya. Xxxx"

Cheeky wench

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you having karaoke? Lmao i expect cari's mouth will be open

. Luvs ya. Xxxx

Cheeky wench

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luvs yaaaaa..

. Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I guarenteed a shag if I come?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I guarenteed a shag if I come?

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mayyyyyybeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring my dog?

He's a bit suspect around people but loves boobs and house music

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I bring my dog?

He's a bit suspect around people but loves boobs and house music

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As long as he can take the pace yeah.. and he dosen't howl to the moans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have made a compilation of (what I call) current music, I shall bring it along, should I bring a karaoke disc too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yessssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes so old it was be from the 50s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have made a compilation of (what I call) current music, I shall bring it along, should I bring a karaoke disc too?"
As long as it ain't agadoooooo....ohhh and no heavy metal/punk/val donigan shit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have made a compilation of (what I call) current music, I shall bring it along, should I bring a karaoke disc too?As long as it ain't agadoooooo....ohhh and no heavy metal/punk/val donigan shit...

Val aint a punk, he is off his rocker though

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By *aidinwalesWoman
over a year ago

Rainbows End

"I have made a compilation of (what I call) current music, I shall bring it along, should I bring a karaoke disc too?As long as it ain't agadoooooo....ohhh and no heavy metal/punk/val donigan shit...

Val aint a punk, he is off his rocker though"

What about some Des O'Connor ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget the name of the song I like - cum slut sally or something?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have made a compilation of (what I call) current music, I shall bring it along, should I bring a karaoke disc too?As long as it ain't agadoooooo....ohhh and no heavy metal/punk/val donigan shit...

Val aint a punk, he is off his rocker though

What about some Des O'Connor ... "
Foooookkkkk oooooffffff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forget the name of the song I like - cum slut sally or something? "
omg trust you.....ride sally ride..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the girls making a weekend of it again ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are the girls making a weekend of it again ?

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Girly night friday night if you want....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are the girls making a weekend of it again ?

Girly night friday night if you want....

Im up for that

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By *r sugarandspiceMan
over a year ago

Wales

Where is the divorce party being held ?

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Do I need to bring the candles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I need to bring the candles

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I am going to be a good girl at this party, a lady.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we come

Sophie

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By *aidinwalesWoman
over a year ago

Rainbows End

"Are the girls making a weekend of it again ?

Girly night friday night if you want....

Im up for that

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I need to bring the candles

I am going to be a good girl at this party, a lady.....

Til what time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please could we have an invite if we can arrange a sitter as we would love to see you all again.

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

Yes please if possible xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Address will be given out to genuine later in the week...... See you saturday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking forward to this.

Always a hoot!

Shame I'll have a hangover Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try and get Miss P to come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's working

I know, how dare she!

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By *ovis69 and green eyesMan
over a year ago

valleys

"Do I need to bring the candles

I am going to be a good girl at this party, a lady.....

Til what time?

As if lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I need to bring the candles

I am going to be a good girl at this party, a lady.....

Til what time?

As if lol"
Oiiiiiiiiiii Kings...

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By *ovis69 and green eyesMan
over a year ago

valleys

"Do I need to bring the candles

I am going to be a good girl at this party, a lady.....

Til what time?

As if lolOiiiiiiiiiii Kings..."

What !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I need to bring the candles

I am going to be a good girl at this party, a lady.....

Til what time?

As if lolOiiiiiiiiiii Kings...

What !!!

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Pfffffttttt the cheek !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope my flu is gone by Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope my flu is gone by Saturday

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Better had.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right i have been asked by a regular nutty party goer if anyone has a karoke machine for saturday........ Answers on a postcard please.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have actually

Have PA system from camps - no karaoke disks mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have actually

Have PA system from camps - no karaoke disks mind. "
Fuck me your speakers would blow the street never mind the neighbours lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what a volume button is for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a CD+G I can get cd's, let me know asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aidinwalesWoman
over a year ago

Rainbows End

"That's what a volume button is for

You haven't got a volume button ffs .. It's either on or off !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a CD+G I can get cd's, let me know asap"

Think the DVD drive supports that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's what a volume button is for

You haven't got a volume button ffs .. It's either on or off ! "

I'm mostly only mute when sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

List is once again looking good,looking forward to meeting old and new....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Address has now been given out, if i have missed you please mail me.....xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot me

Charming

*stamps feet*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me lol so I can forward it

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Thought this was gonna be about the Brexit.....nevermind..lucky you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgot me

Charming

*stamps feet*

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Fuck off you been here more than others mun......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me lol so I can forward it

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Ops forgot........... mail you now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going

Can you tell im happy??lol.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have an invite please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

List is looking cracking, now what to wear is the question.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"List is looking cracking, now what to wear is the question.....

Take a leaf out of Hailey Croppers book, gi for a Lidl, Aldi bag ensemble ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"List is looking cracking, now what to wear is the question.....

Take a leaf out of Hailey Croppers book, gi for a Lidl, Aldi bag ensemble ??"
Lmao........might do a black sack...

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

"List is looking cracking, now what to wear is the question.....

Take a leaf out of Hailey Croppers book, gi for a Lidl, Aldi bag ensemble ??Lmao........might do a black sack...

At least that would be water proof hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"List is looking cracking, now what to wear is the question.....

Take a leaf out of Hailey Croppers book, gi for a Lidl, Aldi bag ensemble ??Lmao........might do a black sack...

At least that would be water proof hahaha "
Oiiii i ain't that bad....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The day has arrived!! We Are going to celerbrate in style!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"List is looking cracking, now what to wear is the question.....

Take a leaf out of Hailey Croppers book, gi for a Lidl, Aldi bag ensemble ??Lmao........might do a black sack...

At least that would be water proof hahaha Oiiii i ain't that bad....

She's too classy for Lidl bags, I've got some M&S ones in car? Or actually have a few Vivienne Westwood ones if you wanted to go real classy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's PARTY TIME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely only a harrods bag would do for juicy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's PARTY TIMEEEEEEEE Jellies are done, oven is full of grub. What to wear ?................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's PARTY TIMEEEEEEEE Jellies are done, oven is full of grub. What to wear ?................

See you later then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right had lots of messages re staying the night. I don't mind who stay's just bring a sleeping bag/quilt and find a space....think my bed might be full.....

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"List is looking cracking, now what to wear is the question.....

Take a leaf out of Hailey Croppers book, gi for a Lidl, Aldi bag ensemble ??Lmao........might do a black sack...

Where an iceland vest like in my pics lol

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"List is looking cracking, now what to wear is the question.....

Take a leaf out of Hailey Croppers book, gi for a Lidl, Aldi bag ensemble ??Lmao........might do a black sack...

Where an iceland vest like in my pics lol

Oops I meant "wear"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"List is looking cracking, now what to wear is the question.....

Take a leaf out of Hailey Croppers book, gi for a Lidl, Aldi bag ensemble ??Lmao........might do a black sack...

Where an iceland vest like in my pics lol

Oops I meant "wear""
Lol my boobs would be lost mun, only 36c here

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Have a great time! My divorce came through today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you later juicy lips be nice to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See you later juicy lips be nice to meet you"

Do not let these wild wanton women lead you astray

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"List is looking cracking, now what to wear is the question.....

Take a leaf out of Hailey Croppers book, gi for a Lidl, Aldi bag ensemble ??Lmao........might do a black sack...

Where an iceland vest like in my pics lol

Oops I meant "wear"Lol my boobs would be lost mun, only 36c here

As you probably noticed I had to squeeze mine in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutted I can't come guys have an awesome night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best get showerd and shaved for the party

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

Hope you all have a great time, I had to drop out because I be unwell for the last few days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gutted I can't come guys have an awesome night xx"
Gutted you can't come, next party we got to get together on dates. xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just started to apply for mine hope its not long being sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What a good night, well and truly fucked !!!!!

. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a great night ? I would have loved to have been there but I am not in the country until the 14th may be you could hold another 1 lol

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By *exy hot ass 2017Woman
over a year ago

caerphilly

Ho was lovely to see everyone i know and new peeps.sorry ee had to leave but glad you had fun xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would just like to say a big THANK YOU too all who attended last night. Thanks for all the presents also. Clean up time now..... Right when is the next party. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks again for a great party, Tash you certainly are the hostess with the mostest, luvs ya xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well guys looks like the next party is 20th August.......

. xxx

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