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"usually a fan of really dry humour, but a bit of well timed slapstick will floor me everytime ![]() This ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Dry humour does it for me all the time... Nothing like a bit of sarcasm ![]() Love it my life is like a carry on film | |||
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"Dry humour does it for me all the time... Nothing like a bit of sarcasm ![]() Haha love it! Very funny ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Something out of left-field gets me, the unexpected. I was queueing to use one of those self-service tills in Morrisons one day, and there was an old lady in front of me, must have been at least 80 years old. Some young guy, seeing an opportunity, cuts in from another queue and goes in front of her, pausing to kind of apologise but... not really, you know what I mean. Without a pause, she says "Oh, after you, dickwipe, and be quick about it you fucking wanker!" Clearly, very loudly, and with venom!! He stops, turns and his jaw hits the floor, as there is this little old lady stood there, smiling at him sweetly like butter wouldn't melt.... and some guy almost on the floor laughing his arse off (that's me, by the way!). ![]() This will be me in future year ![]() | |||
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"Something out of left-field gets me, the unexpected. I was queueing to use one of those self-service tills in Morrisons one day, and there was an old lady in front of me, must have been at least 80 years old. Some young guy, seeing an opportunity, cuts in from another queue and goes in front of her, pausing to kind of apologise but... not really, you know what I mean. Without a pause, she says "Oh, after you, dickwipe, and be quick about it you fucking wanker!" Clearly, very loudly, and with venom!! He stops, turns and his jaw hits the floor, as there is this little old lady stood there, smiling at him sweetly like butter wouldn't melt.... and some guy almost on the floor laughing his arse off (that's me, by the way!). ![]() ![]() Can you imagine us lot as OAP's lol? Christ, care homes of the future are going to be a riot! ![]() | |||
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"Something out of left-field gets me, the unexpected. I was queueing to use one of those self-service tills in Morrisons one day, and there was an old lady in front of me, must have been at least 80 years old. Some young guy, seeing an opportunity, cuts in from another queue and goes in front of her, pausing to kind of apologise but... not really, you know what I mean. Without a pause, she says "Oh, after you, dickwipe, and be quick about it you fucking wanker!" Clearly, very loudly, and with venom!! He stops, turns and his jaw hits the floor, as there is this little old lady stood there, smiling at him sweetly like butter wouldn't melt.... and some guy almost on the floor laughing his arse off (that's me, by the way!). ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I try to not have any humour these days ..laughter can sometimes make me pee ..so for me laughter is banned serious face dead pan all the way xxx" Resting bitch face ![]() | |||
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"I try to not have any humour these days ..laughter can sometimes make me pee ..so for me laughter is banned serious face dead pan all the way xxx Resting bitch face ![]() I don't know how to do one of those Snow ![]() | |||
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"Miss giggles fanny farting in cams did it for me the other night ![]() Omfg ![]() | |||
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"Miss giggles fanny farting in cams did it for me the other night ![]() ![]() I forgot about that so thank you cj... Anyway its better than me pissing myself or falling asleep for a change lol ![]() | |||
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"Something out of left-field gets me, the unexpected. I was queueing to use one of those self-service tills in Morrisons one day, and there was an old lady in front of me, must have been at least 80 years old. Some young guy, seeing an opportunity, cuts in from another queue and goes in front of her, pausing to kind of apologise but... not really, you know what I mean. Without a pause, she says "Oh, after you, dickwipe, and be quick about it you fucking wanker!" Clearly, very loudly, and with venom!! He stops, turns and his jaw hits the floor, as there is this little old lady stood there, smiling at him sweetly like butter wouldn't melt.... and some guy almost on the floor laughing his arse off (that's me, by the way!). ![]() ![]() ![]() Where do I book or should we open one lol | |||
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"Something out of left-field gets me, the unexpected. I was queueing to use one of those self-service tills in Morrisons one day, and there was an old lady in front of me, must have been at least 80 years old. Some young guy, seeing an opportunity, cuts in from another queue and goes in front of her, pausing to kind of apologise but... not really, you know what I mean. Without a pause, she says "Oh, after you, dickwipe, and be quick about it you fucking wanker!" Clearly, very loudly, and with venom!! He stops, turns and his jaw hits the floor, as there is this little old lady stood there, smiling at him sweetly like butter wouldn't melt.... and some guy almost on the floor laughing his arse off (that's me, by the way!). ![]() ![]() ![]() Open one lol | |||
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