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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One day I went for a walk..

Please continue..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One day I went for a walk..

Please continue.. "

In the park, riding a stork.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One day I went for a walk..

Please continue..

In the park, riding a stork.....

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The stork was a dork, kicked me off, so I walked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One day I went for a walk..

Please continue..

In the park, riding a stork.....

The stork was a dork, kicked me off, so I walked "

Past a pet shop and heard a squarke..

Went inside to find the bird was in hide..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One day I went for a walk..

Please continue..

In the park, riding a stork.....

The stork was a dork, kicked me off, so I walked

Past a pet shop and heard a squarke..

Went inside to find the bird was in hide.. "

Why is this bird in a hide I said. While beating the shop keep with a french stick of bread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One day I went for a walk..

Please continue..

In the park, riding a stork.....

The stork was a dork, kicked me off, so I walked

Past a pet shop and heard a squarke..

Went inside to find the bird was in hide..

Why is this bird in a hide I said. While beating the shop keep with a french stick of bread."

Only to realise is was my father, Ted...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One day I went for a walk..

Please continue..

In the park, riding a stork.....

The stork was a dork, kicked me off, so I walked

Past a pet shop and heard a squarke..

Went inside to find the bird was in hide..

Why is this bird in a hide I said. While beating the shop keep with a french stick of bread.

Only to realise is was my father, Ted... "

So I whacked the fucking cunt 'round the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And now hes fucking dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now hes fucking dead "

On his head stone it forever read. This unlucky man was killed by bread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So kicked the headstone I did till my toe bled and headed home to bury my head..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At home my wife said:

'I sent you to Ted's to purchase some bread!

Now dinner is finished and looking delicious,

But you're home empty handed you insensible bandit!

But dinners just food and I'm in the mood

So lets take a tumble instead...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so the wife took me up to bed,

omg give me amazing head,

so i returned the favour,

she has a beautiful flavour,

then she squirted and wet the bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so the wife took me up to bed,

omg give me amazing head,

so i returned the favour,

she has a beautiful flavour,

then she squirted and wet the bed"

This is actually really good.. .... Right, sorry... Please continue..

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