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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Walks up to a woman and says 'hi sexy, I'm horny right now! You up for it?(whilst staring at her breasts cos let's face it looks don't really matter when you just want to unload)

Guys, you wouldn't do in reality so don't do it here. Make a bit of effort at least. Like most women on here, I don't need to be wooed but a little chat wouldn't go amiss.

AND READ EFFING PROFILES!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walks up to a woman and says 'hi sexy, I'm horny right now! You up for it?(whilst staring at her breasts cos let's face it looks don't really matter when you just want to unload)

Guys, you wouldn't do in reality so don't do it here. Make a bit of effort at least. Like most women on here, I don't need to be wooed but a little chat wouldn't go amiss.

AND READ EFFING PROFILES!!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walks up to a woman and says 'hi sexy, I'm horny right now! You up for it?(whilst staring at her breasts cos let's face it looks don't really matter when you just want to unload)

Guys, you wouldn't do in reality so don't do it here. Make a bit of effort at least. Like most women on here, I don't need to be wooed but a little chat wouldn't go amiss.

AND READ EFFING PROFILES!!!!!!"

Well said !!!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

You mean we aren't here just for the sole purpose of men's entertainment. Bugger I missed that memo

Couldn't of put it better myself Cari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs I quite like the thought of being a Cum dump for losers, was thinking about sitting at the bar in my local with a sign round my neck "Nah, I don't need to like you I'm just grateful for whatever you give me"

Not a goer then?

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By *utty and bustyCouple
over a year ago

newport

totaly agree cari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walks up to a woman and says 'hi sexy, I'm horny right now! You up for it?(whilst staring at her breasts cos let's face it looks don't really matter when you just want to unload)

Guys, you wouldn't do in reality so don't do it here. Make a bit of effort at least. Like most women on here, I don't need to be wooed but a little chat wouldn't go amiss.

AND READ EFFING PROFILES!!!!!!"

All depends Cari if the woman is horny and had a few they have been known to offer me a shag at the end of a night out quite often in a chip shop lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walks up to a woman and says 'hi sexy, I'm horny right now! You up for it?(whilst staring at her breasts cos let's face it looks don't really matter when you just want to unload)

Guys, you wouldn't do in reality so don't do it here. Make a bit of effort at least. Like most women on here, I don't need to be wooed but a little chat wouldn't go amiss.

AND READ EFFING PROFILES!!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walks up to a woman and says 'hi sexy, I'm horny right now! You up for it?(whilst staring at her breasts cos let's face it looks don't really matter when you just want to unload)

Guys, you wouldn't do in reality so don't do it here. Make a bit of effort at least. Like most women on here, I don't need to be wooed but a little chat wouldn't go amiss.

AND READ EFFING PROFILES!!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Walks up to a woman and says 'hi sexy, I'm horny right now! You up for it?(whilst staring at her breasts cos let's face it looks don't really matter when you just want to unload)

Guys, you wouldn't do in reality so don't do it here. Make a bit of effort at least. Like most women on here, I don't need to be wooed but a little chat wouldn't go amiss.

AND READ EFFING PROFILES!!!!!!"

And 'fuck you' is not the response when I say no to a meet !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walks up to a woman and says 'hi sexy, I'm horny right now! You up for it?(whilst staring at her breasts cos let's face it looks don't really matter when you just want to unload)

Guys, you wouldn't do in reality so don't do it here. Make a bit of effort at least. Like most women on here, I don't need to be wooed but a little chat wouldn't go amiss.

AND READ EFFING PROFILES!!!!!!"

Gutted, was expecting a joke

A man walks into a bar, ouch.

There you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screwdriver walks into a bar and the barman goes " hiya, we got a drink named after you"

The screwdriver goes "what, Alan?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Screwdriver walks into a bar and the barman goes " hiya, we got a drink named after you"

The screwdriver goes "what, Alan?""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man walks in to a bar ,!!!!!!!!!!! Ouch : ) ; )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man walks in to a bar ,!!!!!!!!!!! Ouch : ) ; ) "

Yeah it wasn't funny when jtjtjt wrote it either.

Looks like its not just profiles people don't read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man walks in to a bar ,!!!!!!!!!!! Ouch : ) ; )

Yeah it wasn't funny when jtjtjt wrote it either.

Looks like its not just profiles people don't read "

You cut me to the quick

Oh well my mum tells me I'm funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs I quite like the thought of being a Cum dump for losers, was thinking about sitting at the bar in my local with a sign round my neck "Nah, I don't need to like you I'm just grateful for whatever you give me""

Love this!!

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