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Funniest or Weirdest Sayings You've Heard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, what's the funniest or strangest saying or quote you've heard?

One of the most oddest sayings I've heard someone say has to be -

"if it moves, fuck it.. If it doesn't move, fuck it till it does.."

Kinda odd, right?!

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By *igNick1381Man
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

That's not how necrophilia works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's not how necrophilia works"
indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thought it was a strange thing for someone to say, hence my gob smacked look when he said it...

By far one of the Weirdest things I heard, my girl mate spat her drink out..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think this town would be perfect for necrophilia, majority of them walk around looking gormless and half dead as standard... Throw a bit of campness into the mix, too...

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"That's not how necrophilia works"

I used to think Aussies were into Necrophilia, always banging on about "Cracking open a cold one"... didn't I feel foolish when my mate explained what they meant lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A great insult is

I wouldn't piss into his mouth, even if his back teeth were on fire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's not how necrophilia works

I used to think Aussies were into Necrophilia, always banging on about "Cracking open a cold one"... didn't I feel foolish when my mate explained what they meant lol! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've given up on the necrophilia, and the bestiality, and the masochism. I was just flogging a dead horse really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard a good one on the TV earlier. 'I've seen more life in a Phaeroe's dick!'

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple
over a year ago

Neverland


"Heard a good one on the TV earlier. 'I've seen more life in a Phaeroe's dick!'"

I saw this too, it made me giggle

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heard a good one on the TV earlier. 'I've seen more life in a Phaeroe's dick!'

I saw this too, it made me giggle

Mrs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never rub another man's rhubarb"

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By *afftypeMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Some classics from my nan

'She'll rob your eyeballs and come back for your lashes'

'You're like a whore in a christening - everywhere'

Nosey? He'd stop a toffee wrapper blowing down the street and ask it where it's going

He'll sleep with anything, he'd do a cat if it had suspenders on

And anyone gay was called musical

chwarae teg mind she was a bit like Catherine Tates nan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some classics from my nan

'She'll rob your eyeballs and come back for your lashes'

'You're like a whore in a christening - everywhere'

Nosey? He'd stop a toffee wrapper blowing down the street and ask it where it's going

He'll sleep with anything, he'd do a cat if it had suspenders on

And anyone gay was called musical

chwarae teg mind she was a bit like Catherine Tates nan"

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