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What's the stupidest thing you've been asked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the stupidest/strangest/messed up thing you've been asked on here?

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By *urvacious_40Woman
over a year ago

Pontypool, South Wales, UK

Messed up I'd say to shit in a guys mouth

Strangest has to be a toss up between either treating a guy like a dog, putting a leading on him and taking him for walks on all fours inside my place and literally feeding him out of a dogs bowl whilst on a lead or to treat a guy as an adult baby, change his ass, feed him 'bitty'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... Are you old enough...

Like I don't get asked I. D enough in my life already...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you kick me in the balls

Also the mouth shitting one

Oh and did get asked if I ever played rugby with this guy

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By *uby and RavenCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Shitting in the mouth.. Shit in general really lol

Stupidest question which really pisses me off though, is "are you having much luck on here?".... Clearly they aren't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you moved to Skewen?"

Utterly fucking ridiculous thing to ask, what dull cunt would actually move to Skewen??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Have you moved to Skewen?"

Utterly fucking ridiculous thing to ask, what dull cunt would actually move to Skewen?? "
he must of meant have you managed to move out!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Have you moved to Skewen?"

Utterly fucking ridiculous thing to ask, what dull cunt would actually move to Skewen?? "

Buckled!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Have you moved to Skewen?"

Utterly fucking ridiculous thing to ask, what dull cunt would actually move to Skewen??

Buckled!!!!!

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Welcome back Dave

It's been quiet without you

Looking forward to tearing up the capital with you Saturday my good chum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Have you moved to Skewen?"

Utterly fucking ridiculous thing to ask, what dull cunt would actually move to Skewen??

Buckled!!!!!

Welcome back Dave

It's been quiet without you

Looking forward to tearing up the capital with you Saturday my good chum "

I know right... Was on 'holiday' wasn't I

Let's tear Cardiff a new asshole

Don't forget you've gotta be in your carriage at midnight Cinderella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Have you moved to Skewen?"

Utterly fucking ridiculous thing to ask, what dull cunt would actually move to Skewen??

Buckled!!!!!

Welcome back Dave

It's been quiet without you

Looking forward to tearing up the capital with you Saturday my good chum

I know right... Was on 'holiday' wasn't I

Let's tear Cardiff a new asshole

Don't forget you've gotta be in your carriage at midnight Cinderella "

Don't think Cardiff's the only one that's been torn another arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have a baby for some weirdo

wtf like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uttytrukerMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Messed up I'd say to shit in a guys mouth

Strangest has to be a toss up between either treating a guy like a dog, putting a leading on him and taking him for walks on all fours inside my place and literally feeding him out of a dogs bowl whilst on a lead or to treat a guy as an adult baby, change his ass, feed him 'bitty' "

my mrs been asked to do that by a couple of guys

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By *uttytrukerMan
over a year ago

swindon


""Have you moved to Skewen?"

Utterly fucking ridiculous thing to ask, what dull cunt would actually move to Skewen?? "

i would move there well some parts of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I was on here an old guy (before I knew how to set message filters) offered me £50 to piss on him in St James park Swansea...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last time I was on here an old guy (before I knew how to set message filters) offered me £50 to piss on him in St James park Swansea... "

What did you spend the money on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Have you moved to Skewen?"

Utterly fucking ridiculous thing to ask, what dull cunt would actually move to Skewen??

Buckled!!!!!

Welcome back Dave

It's been quiet without you

Looking forward to tearing up the capital with you Saturday my good chum

I know right... Was on 'holiday' wasn't I

Let's tear Cardiff a new asshole

Don't forget you've gotta be in your carriage at midnight Cinderella

Don't think Cardiff's the only one that's been torn another arsehole "

Well you will do silly things!

I told you, taking it up the bum isn't big, hard or clever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Have you moved to Skewen?"

Utterly fucking ridiculous thing to ask, what dull cunt would actually move to Skewen?? "

Oi you. there's nothing wrong with Skewen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last time I was on here an old guy (before I knew how to set message filters) offered me £50 to piss on him in St James park Swansea...

What did you spend the money on? "

Membership to this place, haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I feel about 'pet play' and would I like to be fucked by a dog cock shaped dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Have you moved to Skewen?"

Utterly fucking ridiculous thing to ask, what dull cunt would actually move to Skewen??

Buckled!!!!!

Welcome back Dave

It's been quiet without you

Looking forward to tearing up the capital with you Saturday my good chum

I know right... Was on 'holiday' wasn't I

Let's tear Cardiff a new asshole

Don't forget you've gotta be in your carriage at midnight Cinderella

Don't think Cardiff's the only one that's been torn another arsehole

Well you will do silly things!

I told you, taking it up the bum isn't big, hard or clever. "

Well tbh it was big and hard and at the time it seemed very clever indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Have you moved to Skewen?"

Utterly fucking ridiculous thing to ask, what dull cunt would actually move to Skewen??

Oi you. there's nothing wrong with Skewen."

Someone has to live there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fem asked if she could bite me and drink my fucking blood, politely refused as I was shitting myself pmsl

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