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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It all seems like fun and games while you are in Ikea, is it wrong to offer out sexual favours in return for building a filing cabinet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jade that's perfectly acceptable, a screw for a screw!

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By *forbigunMan
over a year ago

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"It all seems like fun and games while you are in Ikea, is it wrong to offer out sexual favours in return for building a filing cabinet? "

Why would it be unacceptable? Saying that is do it if there was or wasn't anything at the end of it

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By *itchfieldMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"It all seems like fun and games while you are in Ikea, is it wrong to offer out sexual favours in return for building a filing cabinet? "

Such as a Swedish massage? Seems ethical to me ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate flat pack rather pack extra and have real wood

I get peed off putting stuff together for kids just no patience lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It all seems like fun and games while you are in Ikea, is it wrong to offer out sexual favours in return for building a filing cabinet? "

I'd also offer sexual favours for somebody erecting my tall boy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It all seems like fun and games while you are in Ikea, is it wrong to offer out sexual favours in return for building a filing cabinet? "
not at all, there are plenty of people or there with screw drivers, unfortunately most of them prefer to use a hammer

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By *ardiff123Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

All's fair in love & DIY

I wish I had a BJ for every flat pack I've put up.

I'd be walking around with a smile for ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screwdriver in hand... Happy to help the right damsel in distress!! Lol

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By *arrapsMan
over a year ago

port talbot

I'm a dab hand at this now, just done a B&Q kitchen...and it's always best to use a little lubrication on the holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a fun approach to a practical problem, I've met some lovely guys in the course of getting jobs done around the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love power tools myself. I love flat packs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd happily accept sexual favours for 'erecting' flat pack furniture - tempted to put it in my profile

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By *aydee65Man
over a year ago

Near Merthyr

One erection deserves another lol

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

So long as everyone involved knows the score - sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is great because it kina happened to me lol

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

I wanna be an ikea flat pack furnature installer. this I think, is where the magic is happening!!!

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