FabSwingers.com forum: Phrases that piss you off

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come say hi"

For some reason this drives me insane

I don't need to be told to come and say fucking hi

It kills the conversation before it's even started for me

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Fancy a fuck

I wanna lick you out makes my teeth go on edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't bite unless you ask me...!"

er - so you mean that you do bite?

Or are you just trying to sound clever - and missing by a mile...?

Always makes me cringe, roll my eyes up in despair, and move on rapidly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck that don't work when your out on the pull why would it here lol do people really say that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i,ll be there now, in a minute ??????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When can I come and fuck you?" is also a common opening line...

... my Block list is full of guys who've opened with that one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing that really fucks me off is

"Slow down for fuck sake"

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"How's you?" drives me loopy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wot u lookin 4..?" is such a deep, philosophical question...

I could either take an hour to answer fully...

... or copy-and-paste my entire Profile...

...or just ignore and keep telling myself that there must be intelligent life in the Universe - somewhere....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl at the end of each sentence.

'huge cock on cam' ......very often it's true mind.

Great profile when what they really mean ' hope you don't mind me wanking over your pics'

The don't bite phrase too

Give me an hour and I'm sure I'll think of more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thing that really fucks me off is

"Slow down for fuck sake"

Yea but you're a fucking animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that contains the words 'nawty' or 'gawjus'... makes my skin crawl! Just spell the damn word properly!

'How many tattoos have you got?' As if I've actually sat there and counted them.

I'm sure there are more, haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, you're not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fancy some fun"

To me this indicates they want to do a high speed trolley dash around Tesco...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""fancy some fun"

To me this indicates they want to do a high speed trolley dash around Tesco...

Don't ever bend over a freezer in Tesco

PrinceFuckingCharming will be waiting for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""fancy some fun"

To me this indicates they want to do a high speed trolley dash around Tesco...

Don't ever bend over a freezer in Tesco

PrinceFuckingCharming will be waiting for you

that's me buggered for my fries tomorrow then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""fancy some fun"

To me this indicates they want to do a high speed trolley dash around Tesco...

Don't ever bend over a freezer in Tesco

PrinceFuckingCharming will be waiting for you

I think I'm banned from one Tesco in Newport for breaking somebody's heart

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one is mainly used on dating sites but

YOLO

how I hate that phrase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I m in your area ? - how do you know where I live doh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I m in your area ? - how do you know where I live doh x"

Equally, ' I'm staying in a hotel near you bla bla bla'....for the record I'm not in Cardiff, Newport, Bridgend OR Swansea

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By *ovis69 and green eyesMan
over a year ago

valleys

"Thing that really fucks me off is

"Slow down for fuck sake"

You get that in England,

my reply was it's not my fault your brain can't keep up with me talking!!!!

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By *urvacious_40Woman
over a year ago

Pontypool, South Wales, UK

I just had one now

"Hey huge melons fancy a fuck"

There really is a way of talking to people and that is certainly not the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off of" Scott Mills says it all the time on R1.....its "from" you fucking sap!....grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger these are all my best lines lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the hell does yolo mean?? Im clearly not down with it :/.

Ye that phrase i wont bite only if you ask me too or dont be shy come say hi.straight from a Christmas cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Off of" Scott Mills says it all the time on R1.....its "from" you fucking sap!....grrrr"

He does look good for his age, though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recognise you from somewhere, is a favourite.

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By *onkers 76Man
over a year ago

pontypool

"Can I get one of those ?"

No you may have one but to get one would be shoplifting

Cunts

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By *azz_JazzCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Not so much phrases although anything that would be classed as text speak or illiterate! For example when your profile states 'if you message please try and put some effort in, in order to stand out from the myriad of messages' so the individual manages 'Hows you doin' 'Hows you'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bored, fancy a meet"

"I'm horny"

.... And recently....

"hey there big boy, fancy showing me a magic trick with that big wand"

Will have to practice pulling rabbits out of hats with my cock tbh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Shame' fucks me right off, turn a guy down & they say that I want to punch them in the head aaargh. It's no shame that I'm living my life or choosing to spend time with those I care about & it's certainly no shame that I'm missing out on what's likely to be shit sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shame you live so far away..."

But I don't live far away, I live right here...

... it's you who lives so far away...!

Honestly, what's the point of stating the pointless and unavoidable obvious..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What type of guy you into

aaarrgggg

No type just a good mutual connection!

Everyone has different things about them that I may or may not be attracted to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I m in your area ? - how do you know where I live doh x"

Ha, I hate that one too.

Cos Wales is just a few streets and shops isn't it?

And more to the point I don't have a location on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the Welsh accent

Great I'm English

Fancy a quick meet

Yeah I've got 5 minutes to spare mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I m in your area ? - how do you know where I live doh x

Ha, I hate that one too.

Cos Wales is just a few streets and shops isn't it?

And more to the point I don't have a location on my profile

And the burning question. ....... do we really live where we say?????

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Would you let my dog fuck your misses....

She may love animals but not that much, bellend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh all of the above ! How we empathise ! Plus the following :

"Can't you make an exception in my case ".

From people who are the utter juxtaposition of what you state you seek on your profile .

Addressing us as a solo female when we are clearly nothing if the sort

I am bi and don't smoke when the profile clearly states they are a straight smoker

And our favourite : " hi babes I'll fuk both of yous girls but I don wan nofing to do wiv ur bloke ' cos I'm not bi an am probunly better n him anyway "

Yes of course you are in your own head that's why the two of us are screwing him not you !

Fab got to love it sometimes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the : " are you 4 real "

No we are mere figments of our own imagination !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The all time worst has to be

"Love straight cock"

No you don't! Because if it was a straight cock you wouldn't be getting any. Clearly bi or at least curious big lad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The all time worst has to be

"Love straight cock"

No you don't! Because if it was a straight cock you wouldn't be getting any. Clearly bi or at least curious big lad "

I love straight cock

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Can I fuck your mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well mine is curved hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey mate, how is it going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you doing?

Fancy a fuck ?

Babes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you doing? Come look after me l'm bored lying on the sofa.

Ny reply nah look after yaself....while ya at it have a wank keep your mind and hand happy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and the : " are you 4 real "

No we are mere figments of our own imagination ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that it .. ?? followed by sniggers ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copy and paste messages annoy me

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

Copy and paste messages annoy me Copy and paste messages annoy me Copy and paste messages annoy me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Copy and paste messages annoy me Copy and paste messages annoy me Copy and paste messages annoy me

Copy and paste messages annoy me Copy and paste messages annoy me Copy and paste messages annoy me

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That's fucking awesome. I'm gonna copy and paste that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Copy and paste messages annoy me Copy and paste messages annoy me Copy and paste messages annoy me

Copy and paste messages annoy me Copy and paste messages annoy me Copy and paste messages annoy me

Copy and paste messages annoy me Copy and paste messages annoy me

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That's fucking awesome. I'm gonna copy and paste that.

Timewaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I m in your area ? - how do you know where I live doh x

Ha, I hate that one too.

Cos Wales is just a few streets and shops isn't it?

And more to the point I don't have a location on my profile

exactly i normally respond good for you - wales is nice this time of year try the tourist board for things to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazeballs......makes me vom..

Grow up like ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not being funny....... But

Followed by a world class character assassination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not being funny....... But

Followed by a world class character assassination "

I love that one!

I'm.not being funny but..I'm going to be really funny here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not being funny....... But

Followed by a world class character assassination

I love that one!

I'm.not being funny but..I'm going to be really funny here....

Im not being funny....but fucking hell nawty you are FAF

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By *aloncoupleCouple
over a year ago

carmarthen

Just hate messages that make on sense do people not read them before they click send

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That doesn't make sense

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